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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 8h

when you see son-of-Hochuli is officiating your game:

Radney throws a wheel-route touchdown to Poole and the receivers begin lining up to perform their celebration even though it wasn’t actually a receiver who scored, but then the crowd is going crazy because there’s laundry on the field, and the referee nullifies the TD by making the universal arm gesture for holding while wearing a smug understated expression like he knows how big a call it is but just look at how lizardly calm he can still make himself be. Everyone knows this ref is particularly camera-whorish and that he believes he’s this major component of the game, and so he’s hamming up this call for a huge national audience by being so stern and cool, and that makes the Detroit sideline want to cause him physical harm.

Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 13h

Yacht Club subscribers ($5/month) get a livestream with me at noon ET (in an hour) plus a bonus podcast on Wednesdays with @andybehrens.bsky.social. Subscribe here: harrisfootball.supportingcast.fm

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 14h

sideline reporter quoting Jalen Hurts about a home run he hit when he was 10 is new levels of "please allow a.i. to replace my job."

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 07/10/2026

Our W5 DK contest -- it's $5 to enter, no strings, all the entry dollars go back to the winners...it's just for fun: www.draftkings.com/draft/contes...

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J @arthurdeodat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Run a book by adding a word: Quarter Pound Foolish cc: @harrisfootball.com

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 10/10/2026

also trading for marvin harrison so....

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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Monti Ossenfort, when asked why he’s asking for a second-round pick ”plus more” for someone playing like Slow Mack Hollins:

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 09/10/2026

A big TRADE podcast for a Friday... 💥 Cousin Josh joins and we each nominate FIVE players we'd consider trading away at the right price... ...plus I'll do a deep dive into the SPRINTER SOLDIER Bucky Irving's big Thursday night ...and we'll survey W5 injury news! (link is 👇)

Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 09/10/2026

Funny dude, nice guy, used to nod off watching games next to me in the war room, always had the ring:

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 09/10/2026

Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 09/10/2026

Ban-Todd-Bowles-From-Boarding-The-Team-Plane Challenge (easy)

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 08/10/2026

A great THURSDAY podcast ready for your 👂🔔 🏈 @pianow.bsky.social on Week 5 start/sit 🏈 @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social on W5 DraftKings DFS 🏈 A snarkbag of listener hilarity 🏈 An a capella mixtape Don't miss it! It's fun! (link is 👇)

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Jimmy Fallon & Kevin Spacey Sing 'Talk Dirty' Barbershop

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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Always a good time talking to Chris.

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J @arthurdeodat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What you're missing out on by not subscribing to the Yacht Club podcast from @harrisfootball.com and @andybehrens.bsky.social

"I got 99 problems but Omario ain't one" with Andy Behrens' face poorly photoshopped over Jay-Z's

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 08/10/2026

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Jimmy Fallon & Kevin Spacey Sing 'Talk Dirty' Barbershop

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 07/10/2026

Our W5 DK contest -- it's $5 to enter, no strings, all the entry dollars go back to the winners...it's just for fun: www.draftkings.com/draft/contes...

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 07/10/2026

He doesn't believe this nonsense. I said it on the show this week -- the less you consume ESPN poison in its many forms, the happier you will be. (I worked there 8 years, it is very different now.) You'll be amazed how much better your experience with sports is if you excise ESPN where you can.

Two times when Stephen A. Smith went on and on about his own mental health struggles.

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 07/10/2026

It's a Wednesday YACHT CLUB episode with @andybehrens.bsky.social ... ... subscribers get to hear our Week 5 thoughts on Brissett, Daniels, Shipley, Keon Coleman, Dohnte Meyers and more ... and Andy offers up FIVE PLAYERS TO TRADE AWAY (learn how to subscribe 👇)

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Man on Yacht: King of the World

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 07/10/2026

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Man on Yacht: King of the World

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 06/10/2026

doing w5 ranks just making sure it's okay with all of you that i list 7 wrs and then 30 blank spots and then everyone else?

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 06/10/2026

TUESDAY podcast is ready to go! We've got a waiver wire with @peteroverzet.bsky.social! And film review from the rest of the Week 4 action... ...go beyond the box score -- get smarter and manage those fantasy teams for Week 5! (link is 👇)

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Keon Coleman Cookie

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 06/10/2026

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Keon Coleman Cookie

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 06/10/2026

when you’re the president of burger king and have definitely eaten a chicken nugget before

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 05/10/2026

It's a big MONDAY podcast! It's all about: 🏈 ➕ 🎥 ➕ 🎙️ 🟰 😀 Let's review *NINE* of the Sunday games. Let's talk about what actually *happened*, not just the numbers...we have watched 'em, and we'll talk about 'em! The great @mattharmon.bsky.social joins! Get it now! (link is 👇)

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Andy Daily: I Give It A Million Stars Review!

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 05/10/2026

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Andy Daily: I Give It A Million Stars Review!

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Commie, esq. @commieesq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

hashtag read pound foolish?

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 04/10/2026

Dan Quinn having a "clandestine" meeting with the CIA and FBI is 🧑‍🍳💋

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 30/09/2026

Here's our W4 DraftKings DFS contest: $5 to enter, DK doesn't take a rake, even *they* know it's mostly for fun...but it *is* pretty fun! www.draftkings.com/draft/contes...

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 02/10/2026

Big FRIDAY podcast... We've got FIVE PLAYERS TO TRADE FOR.... ...plus we'll review the Thursday night game tape *and* talk about the Week 4 injury news you need to know! Cousin Josh is aboard the yacht! (link is 👇)

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Profit Beczka Meme Animation

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 02/10/2026

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Profit Beczka Meme Animation

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 01/10/2026

It's a THURSDAY podcast! 🏈 @dennycarter.bsky.social joins with some Week 4 start/sit 🏈 @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social on W4 in DraftKings 🏈 Previewing Steelers/Browns Thursday night 🏈 SNARKBAG 🏈 Listener mixtape 🎶 It's a great one! (link is 👇)

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SML Joseph: Dude, That's A Lot!

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 01/10/2026

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SML Joseph: Dude, That's A Lot!

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JJ Zachariason @lateroundqb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Convinced the Steelers would’ve won 8 Super Bowls under Mike Tomlin if Minecraft didn’t exist

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 30/09/2026

Hey, I don't follow baseball, @rotopat.bsky.social, and just watched one play. Seems like maybe Bryce Harper should catch that ball?

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 30/09/2026

Here's our W4 DraftKings DFS contest: $5 to enter, DK doesn't take a rake, even *they* know it's mostly for fun...but it *is* pretty fun! www.draftkings.com/draft/contes...

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 30/09/2026

It's a YACHT CLUB episode with @andybehrens.bsky.social: 🏈 How we're ranking the replacement RBs in W4 🏈 Some funky start/sit WRs 🏈 Andy's FIVE PLAYERS TO TRADE FOR 🏈 Some Stinky & The Poo talk on GenZ QBs It's a fun one! Learn how to subscribe 👇

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