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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 11/10/2026

when you see son-of-Hochuli is officiating your game:

Radney throws a wheel-route touchdown to Poole and the receivers begin lining up to perform their celebration even though it wasn’t actually a receiver who scored, but then the crowd is going crazy because there’s laundry on the field, and the referee nullifies the TD by making the universal arm gesture for holding while wearing a smug understated expression like he knows how big a call it is but just look at how lizardly calm he can still make himself be. Everyone knows this ref is particularly camera-whorish and that he believes he’s this major component of the game, and so he’s hamming up this call for a huge national audience by being so stern and cool, and that makes the Detroit sideline want to cause him physical harm.

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 09/10/2026

Funny dude, nice guy, used to nod off watching games next to me in the war room, always had the ring:

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 07/10/2026

He doesn't believe this nonsense. I said it on the show this week -- the less you consume ESPN poison in its many forms, the happier you will be. (I worked there 8 years, it is very different now.) You'll be amazed how much better your experience with sports is if you excise ESPN where you can.

Two times when Stephen A. Smith went on and on about his own mental health struggles.

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 06/10/2026

when you’re the president of burger king and have definitely eaten a chicken nugget before

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 22/09/2026

When the hero out-surfs you in the movie’s finale

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 18/09/2026

Lions making Keon Coleman look good

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 08/09/2026

haha - listener Mr. Bailey sent this in from his elementary school

a charming middle school library poster that says Mr. Bailey is currently reading Pound Foolish

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 08/09/2026

POUND FOOLISH just listed on @bookshop.org Best-Sellers of the week... ...and we're *in* the dang graphic Thank you, everyone! (if you're happy and you know it, please RT...)

The Bookshop.org Best Sellers of the Week graphic...with the cover of Pound Foolish appearing front and center!

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 03/09/2026

Dunno how long it'll last, but if you go to the Bookshop best-sellers page, POUND FOOLISH is listed in the third row of *ALL* best-sellers on the site! bookshop.org/categories/m...

it's Pound Foolish on the Best Sellers page at Bookshop.org

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 02/09/2026

we did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i mean, kind of)

screen cap of Barnes & Noble calling the Pound Foolish audiobook a Best Seller

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 01/09/2026

It's a big day. My novel Pound Foolish is out. It's about a serial killer who plays on an NFL team. If you love the NFL (like I do), but feel conflicted because the league does EVERYTHING IT CAN to lie to us, steal from us, and sweep scandal under the rug... ...I think you'll like Pound Foolish!

The cover of Pound Foolish by Christopher Harris

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 26/08/2026

This is it! The last stop on the tour is tonight in Scottsdale, AZ. Come on by. I promise it won't be weird. I'll read a couple things and then we'll talk and it's been super fun. You'll have a good time. 7p Wednesday.

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 25/08/2026

My posture was terrible...but the reading was incredible in Portland last night. Thanks to everyone who came out for the meet-up. Our official head count was 42! A lot to live up to tonight, Las Vegas! 7 p.m. Fandom Bar in the Arts District!

a hunched-over Harris reads from Pound Foolish to some wonderful people in Portland

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 24/08/2026

Sam from The Mule in Tacoma last night. Great guy, and his bar is great, too!

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 23/08/2026

In town to pay homage to the Seahawks, who are my daddy.

Lumen Field seen from above, the Seahawks play there!

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 22/08/2026

THIS STARTS TOMORROW COME HANG OUT

A tour poster for Chris Harris's reading tour - the details are at HarrisFootball.com/pound-foolish

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 18/08/2026

please come hang out next week! Sunday - Tacoma, WA Monday - Portland, OR Tuesday - Las Vegas, NV Wednesday - Phoenix, AZ 7 p.m. for all events...please don't make me drink alone :-)

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 17/08/2026

Real (and really nice) people *win* in the POUND FOOLISH bribery sweepstakes. Here was Jason, today's Zoom winner -- we already talked, and it was very very fun. (link to pre-order the book is below 👇, just email me a screencap: HeyHarris@HarrisFootball.com)

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 14/08/2026

real people win Zooms! if you'd like to try...pre-order POUND FOOLISH (see below for more 👇)

a Zoom with Harris and a lucky Pound Foolish bribery winner from Friday 8/14

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 12/08/2026

You can pre-order it now...and if you do and send a screen-shot to HeyHarris@HarrisFootball.com, you'll be entered into our many bribery giveaways, including Zooms with me! www.harrisfootball.com/pound-foolish

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 12/08/2026

Very excited -- here's me unboxing my new book POUND FOOLISH, in which a pro football player is also a serial killer.... out 9/1! (pre-order details below 👇)

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 07/08/2026

If you'd like to read some film profiles with silly jokes and player grades this weekend, plus get art like this... ...may I suggest the Almanac? (link 👇)

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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 30/07/2026

It takes a special kind of lunacy to send out an A.I.-generated query that lies about everything, then follow it up with an A.I.-generated response that essentially says, "Yes, I was lying, but you should work with me anyway." (Anyway, my new book POUND FOOLISH comes out 9/1.)

"Totally fair question, and I'd wonder the same thing. That email is real, it's mine, not a scam. I do book marketing outreach for a living, and I email authors directly when a book genuinely stands out to me. Pound Foolish did, which is why the note was that specific."

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"It's A.I., man. I know it's A.I. You know it's A.I.

The book isn't out yet. You didn't read it.

Sheesh."

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Hi Christopher,

Fair catch, and you deserve a straight answer instead of another polished one.

I didn't read an advance copy. I build these outreach emails from public material, reviews, description, your other books, and yes, writing help, to figure out who might be a genuinely good fit to pich. That "what got me" framing was overstated. That's on me.

Where I wasn't making things up: your track record is real. Slotback Rhapsody, Tulsa, War On Sound, eight years at ESPN, the Publishers Weekly and Midwest Review recognition, an existing football audience that already trusts your voice. That's what actually made me want to reach out about Pound Foolish, not a cover-to-cover read I didn't do.

If you'd rather not hear from me again, I get it and I'll leave it there. If you're open to it, I'd still like to talk about actually getting the book in front of the right readers when it's out, on honest footing this time."

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" "That's on me." Still A.I.

I think you should know that any self-respecting author will never work with someone who uses A.I.

Yeah, you can take me off your list."

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