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M. Hemmerle

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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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preternia @preternia.com · 10/09/2026
Hasbro Marvel Legends Spider-Man (Marvel Holiday Special). Preorders open September 23rd at 1 PM EST, general release.
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M. Hemmerle @9hemmerle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
got me right in the feels
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God @thegodshow.com · 25/08/2026
Now THAT is what I call fighting Christian nationalism. Bless you, Minneapolis Spider-Man! #FreeSpiderMan
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
From Boston…
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
REMINDER:
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
every time Fred Durst tries to tell me where to stick that cookie, he's interrupted by some jackass yelling "yeah!" It's so frustrating
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Trump in the Star Wars medal scene.
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🔥 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/04/08/ruinternet
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Fabio Santana @fabiosantana79.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
- Open Instagram - Go to your profile - Tap the three lines in the top-right corner - Scroll down to the Sharing and reuse section - Toggle off "Allow people to use your content on Instagram and with AI features on Meta" for Posts and Reels
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Anyone - Gator Days
Anyone - Gator Days

Characters

Seth - Otter - The assistant principal at his daughter's school. Used to taking charge but is capable of being silly. Daryl's husband and Hannah's dad.

Daryl - Bear - A big fellow who looks intimidating but is pretty friendly. Has a dry sense of humor. Seth's husband and Hannah's papa.

Hannah - Goat - A highly competitive kid. She strives to be the best and to be helpful to others. Daryl and Seth's daughter.

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Panel 1

Daryl is buttoning up his shirt in the master bedroom. A picture of a forest scene that their daughter painted is on the wall above a dresser. Seth has a brilliant idea that Daryl is not going to find brilliant.

Seth: Want to hit the beach today?

Daryl: No, I hate the beach.

It's mainly because of the sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere.

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Seth doesn't really have any qualms with this but feels like teasing his husband a little. Seth makes the cutest face he thinks he's capable of making and pursues to the topic further.

Seth: You won't go for your beloved husband who loves you?

Daryl: I won't go for anyone.

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Hannah suddenly enters and she also has a brilliant idea.

Hannah: DAD! PAPA! Can we go to the beach?

Panel 4

Seth, Daryl, and Hannah have arrived at the beach. Daryl has set up a blanket that he hopes will act as a decent barrier between himself and the sand. Hannah is rushing to the sand with a shovel, a bucket, and sand castle ambitions. Seth had a feeling that things would turn out this way but teases Daryl a little more.

Seth: I thought you wouldn't go for anyone.

Daryl: She's more important than anyone.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"THE BLESSSSSSSINNNGGGGG"
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Say the Blessing
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/07/2026
⚽️ 🇺🇸
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Man Washing Car with Pink Bucket
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS
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NPR @npr.org · 23/06/2026
If your doctor prescribes a GLP-1 medication for weight loss but your insurance won't cover it, you have options. n.pr/4xFDWil
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Trouble getting weight loss drugs covered by insurance? Here's what to know
If your doctor prescribes a GLP-1 medication for weight loss but your insurance won't cover it, you have options.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/06/2026
Hahaha it sounds like he was talking to his own fart. Like, he answered it as though his fart interrupted to ask “Sir, was the election rigged?”
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Bob Odenkirk is a national treasure. Take 44 seconds and watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0rB...
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Congratulations to Elon on becoming the world’s first trillionaire from London 🔥
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Econ Analytica @econanalytica.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Cartoon by @pxmolina.bsky.social
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M. Hemmerle @9hemmerle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
bret michaels and milli vanilli with better public relations instinct than mark cuban, incredible stuff
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/05/2026
Seems woke.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
18 years ago today, May 15, 2008, The Simpsons Ride officially opened at Universal Studios Florida, replacing Back to the Future: The Ride. #TheSimpsons
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Litterbox Comics @litterboxcomics.com · 04/05/2026
NEW COMIC: Emergency Wardrobe Change #MayThe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay #MayTheFourthBeWithYou #StarWars #MayThe4th
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Jared Carrabis @jaredcarrabis.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The shirt of the summer to wear at Fenway is here! section10merch.com
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Andrew Callahan @andrewcallahan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If the Red Sox are going to make changes, a modest proposal: Fire Breslow. Sell the team. Find the kid they staged to ask John Henry for his autogrpah and have him fire Breslow again.
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M. Hemmerle @9hemmerle.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 17/04/2026
whoever this is, they are amazing
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Panel 1: A father and son stand at a bus stop, the father holding a briefcase. The son asks, "Daddy, why do you have to go to work every day?" Panel 2: The father responds, "So we can have nice things, my boy." The son looks up at him. Panel 3: The son says, "But all of our things are shit." Panel 4: The father says, "You're shit." and gazes into the distance, lost in thought.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 02/04/2026
“Bob’s Burgers” voice actor and comedian Eugene Mirman suffered serious injuries after crashing his car into a toll plaza and being pulled from the fiery wreckage by a state trooper assigned to protect the governor of New Hampshire.
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'Bob's Burgers' actor Eugene Mirman rescued from fiery crash by New Hampshire governor's detail
Actor and comedian Eugene Mirman suffered serious injuries after crashing his car into a toll plaza and being pulled from the fiery wreckage by a state trooper assigned to protect the governor of New Hampshire.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 01/04/2026
April fools only works when reality isn't this stupid.
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M. Hemmerle @9hemmerle.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Wanna see the greatest tweet of all time
Twitter conversation between sj and Amarion:

sj: Its true, the 1/3rd pounder burger failed in the US because ppl thought quarter pounders were bigger

Amarion: Yeah cause they are????

sj: 1/3>1/4
      .33> .25

Amarion: what are those signs
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Only In Boston @onlyinbos.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The City of Cambridge has stopped posting on Twitter. Cambridge city councilors introduced an order urging the city to reconsider its presence here, arguing it has become harmful to certain communities. At least 15 city department previously maintained accounts here.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Maybe Trump is the exit dose this whole fucked-up system needed? It’s like chemotherapy — the poison ALMOST kills the system but out of that chaos comes the death of the cancer? If this tears apart MAGA *and* neoliberalism then go man go.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Can we skip ahead to the “Mr. Beast Asks For Your Forgiveness” comeback article?
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Radiohead is demanding that the Trump administration take down a pro-ICE promotional video featuring a version of its song “Let Down” without permission. Full statement from the band:
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preternia @preternia.com · 25/02/2026
Marvel MaXimum Collection coming to Switch, PS5, Xbox, & Steam - buff.ly/ARXxfbf Collection includes 13 Marvel Arcade, Console, & Handheld classic games.
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DanSlott @danslott.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
You'd think making Spider-Mobile's secret identity "Peter Parkedcar" was bad enough... ...but in an issue of SPIDER-MAN we established that out of all of the Spider-Beings in the entire Spider-Verse... ...he was the best Parallel Parker.
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The RedDot @thereddot.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Congratulations to USA Women’s Olympic hockey team
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Return of the Living Dan @danlarson.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This is great news but we have to be vigilant and make sure they don't proceed with crap like this anyway. They can't be trusted and all of them need to be removed including our current Gov Ayotte.
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