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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 19h

Ah yes, perhaps the most beloved literary trope of all: the classic McMuffin

A screenshot that reads: Moore throws in a Hitchcock-style McMuffin in the shape of a secret tape recording which will reveal just who has been betraying the gangsters.
The problem is that no-one has a machine on which to play it.

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ShellsTheMerryZionist @stayscathed.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

U might want to give this one a beat before moving on to the next thing. A moment of silence because another piece of us just died. Or rather, wp just killed it. Animals. This country just sunk to a whole new level and I’m not seeing a bottom.

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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Batman fans say that he’s not just a guy who beats up criminals, and in fact spends a lot of money on charity, infrastructure, community, etc. Well, think what he could achieve if he spent ALL his money on beating up criminals.

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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

{laughs nervously} ….. what?

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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

youtube.com/watch?v=PX0j... Dick being *in the room* when Bruce gives the cowl to JPV is next-level harsh.

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BATMAN: Knightfall Part 2: Knightquest Official Trailer (2026)

YouTube video by KinoCheck.com

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Sorry i held up a scorecard when you fell off the balcony

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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Happy Batman Day to all who celebrate, and all who should celebrate.

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Gillian Martin @gillmartin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hey everyone, the Genius is speaking ...

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"The president is a stupid asshole" quickly became a trite observation but that's still the analysis that most accurately and succinctly explains almost everything that happens

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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

“I’m giving away free money. And where is the Batman? He’s at home, washing his tights!” - The Joker, Batman ‘89. Literally the same plan.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 09/09/2026

7 a.m. I wake up and get stabbed. 8 a.m. I go to my corner bodega for a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese. On the way, I get mugged. 9 a.m. I get on the subway and immediately get murdered. buff.ly/puREmHa

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A Day in the Life of a New Yorker, According to My Fox News-Watching Florida Family Members

7 a.m. I wake up and get stabbed.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 02/09/2026

Grindr and Pornhub have set up server farms near Dallas anticipating surges during the Trumpalooza convention next week.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I propose we lock Gingrich and Carville in a room with no access to the internet and let them pretend it's still 1992 and anyone still gives a shit about their opinions

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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Ah yes, the two genders: Bugs and Women

A dumb AI meme that depicts bugs bunny in front of two bathrooms saying "WE DIDN'T NEED A NATIONAL DEBATE ABOUT WHICH BAthrOOM tO USE. IN 1965, IF YOU COULDN'T FIGURE THAT OÚT, YOU WERE SENT SENT TO Á PADDED ROOM, NOT PUT ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE."

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

This is absolutely WILD. Here's the dashboard video posted by @fritschner.bsky.social. Fast forward to about 1 minute. An ICE officer jumps out of a van and pulls a gun on this woman immediately before lying and claiming she "almost ran us over." *profanity warning if watching in public.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”

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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Why is Stephen Miller naked?

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scubapopeye.bsky.social @scubapopeye.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I’m a nurse and a paramedic and for all intents and purposes a scientist Vaccinated against everything you can imagine Vaccines SAVE lives Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fool Science doesn’t care what you think, only what you can prove. Fuck RFKjr Asshat. 🖕

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Herr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

New poster for Avengers: Doomsday just dropped.

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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I know even a lot of anti-Trumpers love the chop, but Trump saying, "they don't want you to do it, do it!" tells anyone with a functional brain exactly which side of the argument is wrong.

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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Tfw it’s been a bad week and it’s only Wednesday.

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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I think Shang-Chi could beat Gambit, though.

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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 17/07/2026

I’m so happy for them

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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

open.spotify.com/episode/5hv8... Fun, informative look at the entire Knight* epic. Worth a listen.

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Batman: Knightfall

The Iron Age of Comics · Episode

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John Hord @johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Who remembers the mid-70s when the Atlanta Braves mascot was chlamydia?

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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The least believable part of that picture is that someone had a print edition of a newspaper.

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the4thpip @the4thpip.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Please relax. Lindsay Lohan is alive and well.

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Mark Tolman (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 🖖 @mtolman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Y'all realize that government-owned gas stations, whether they're called freedom stations or not, is socialism, right?

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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Has anyone checked on Bill Simmons?

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

LeBron James, 41 years old - still the NBA's biggest market-mover, the one holding all the keys, and still better at basketball than almost everyone else on the planet. Mark Deeks, 41 years old - slept a bit weird last night and hasn't been able to turn left all day today.

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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 26/06/2026

Read the damn room, Mr. Met.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Magic Johnson has reached peak Magic Johnson post

Earvin Magic Johnson
@MagicJohnson

I want to congratulate Victor Wembanyama on winning the Earvin
"Magic" Johnson Trophy as the new Western Conference Finals MVP!

NBA Communications
San Antonio Spurs forward-center Victor Wembanyama is the recipient of the
Earvin "Magic" Johnson Trophy as the Most Valuable Player of the 2026
Western Conference Finals.

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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Psst. Hey. You know what I invented? Get ready for this. Dumocrats. I know, right?

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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

That dude thinks about his tacky-ass ballroom way more often than he thinks about the war he started.

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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Can't recommend @sweetshop.app strongly enough. Great and growing selection, good reader, downloadable PDFs and user-friendly interface very reminiscent of the much-missed Omnibus. The care that went into crafting it is obvious and impressive.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

today is the day we enter donald trumps 30 ft tall mechanical spider that shoots nanowire webs into the national discourse, by this time tomorrow the NYT will have no choice but to run “critics say a 30 ft tall mechanical spider is a better use of taxpayer money than a ballroom”

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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 27/04/2026