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Stephen K

@5tephenk.bsky.social
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Girl dad. Attorney. Generally achy. Likes cheese. Dislikes fascists. #atlantabraves #dukembb #batman #nba #thehumptydance

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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 21h
Ah yes, perhaps the most beloved literary trope of all: the classic McMuffin
A screenshot that reads: Moore throws in a Hitchcock-style McMuffin in the shape of a secret tape recording which will reveal just who has been betraying the gangsters.
The problem is that no-one has a machine on which to play it.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 21h
Not for nothing but to pass the Chinese Bar Exam the applicant has to pledge to uphold the constitution of the CCP.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When JV types the letter "c" into his search engine, it autofills
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ShellsTheMerryZionist @stayscathed.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
U might want to give this one a beat before moving on to the next thing. A moment of silence because another piece of us just died. Or rather, wp just killed it. Animals. This country just sunk to a whole new level and I’m not seeing a bottom.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Best guess I have is Ron Smith. Longtime Dredd artist. Style looks similar.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Replacing five starting position players, all with better players, should be no problem. 🧐
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So painfully stupid. ESPN should be fired into the sun.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
…aaannndd exhale. #braves
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I could see them bringing in Sale to pitch to the lefties at some point. Doubtful we’ll see Fuentes but maybe Suter at some point?
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dude struck out on 3 pitches, the 3rd of which he watched. That’s “professional?”
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you have to hit your DH 9th, you’re doing it wrong.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A vet, maybe?
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just the word “FINALLY!” with no context.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also: he has no idea what his IQ is. Just like most people don't. Because who cares?
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Years ago I knew someone who tried to create this “word”, but whenever she said it, it came out as “frogged.”
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s amazing how you can see that dude’s soul leave his body even though it’s audio only.
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Batman fans say that he’s not just a guy who beats up criminals, and in fact spends a lot of money on charity, infrastructure, community, etc. Well, think what he could achieve if he spent ALL his money on beating up criminals.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
His interview where we talked about the pressure of following Hornets Legend Buddy Hield.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You may be right. Hush 2 pt 1 gave me indigestion too.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
{laughs nervously} ….. what?
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But what shoes does she wear when exercising?
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Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyol.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I heard this for the first time this morning. My dad loves it. It’s not bad, but not my bag. Country music is its own other world.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=PX0j... Dick being *in the room* when Bruce gives the cowl to JPV is next-level harsh.
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BATMAN: Knightfall Part 2: Knightquest Official Trailer (2026)
YouTube video by KinoCheck.com
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sorry i held up a scorecard when you fell off the balcony
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Brutal. Did you see his teammate reassuring him? Almost makes it worse.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batman Day to all who celebrate, and all who should celebrate.
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Gillian Martin @gillmartin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey everyone, the Genius is speaking ...
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"The president is a stupid asshole" quickly became a trite observation but that's still the analysis that most accurately and succinctly explains almost everything that happens
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
War Games is so so bad. It only works if Batman is a colossal moron.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“I’m giving away free money. And where is the Batman? He’s at home, washing his tights!” - The Joker, Batman ‘89. Literally the same plan.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 09/09/2026
7 a.m. I wake up and get stabbed. 8 a.m. I go to my corner bodega for a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese. On the way, I get mugged. 9 a.m. I get on the subway and immediately get murdered. buff.ly/puREmHa
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A Day in the Life of a New Yorker, According to My Fox News-Watching Florida Family Members
7 a.m. I wake up and get stabbed.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Walt is reshuffling those deck chairs like a fiend!
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No one who actually did the things he claims he did would boast about it. He will never, ever understand that.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I always thought they fumbled the Riddler too with the exception of one pretty good episode. Barely included him at all once the designs changed.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nerd.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Until a week ago he was 5 for 76 this season. .066.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He’s on a hot streak. I know it seems improbable but it’s true.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I was in Phoenix on a business trip when that happened. I can assure you no hearts there were broken.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wonder what she thinks an oxymoron is.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 02/09/2026
Grindr and Pornhub have set up server farms near Dallas anticipating surges during the Trumpalooza convention next week.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
None of these people should be allowed near schools. Or, frankly, zoos.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Season 3 of RP is going to be lit in light of current events.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They have convinced their audience there are dozens of transgender athletes in the WNBA without actually saying it. It’s a case study in how to manipulate the audience.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I had no idea OAN was even still on the air.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Ginned up" meaning people are talking about them negatively, as opposed to opposition appearing from the ether.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I guess there has been a new wave of illegals in the last year? I mean, by his “logic”.
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Stephen K @5tephenk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm sensitive to mental health shaming and the dangers thereof, but having a clearly unstable person essentially acting as the President's nurse/ POA is a big frickin deal.
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