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Romance reader, breakfast lover, ag nerd, proud Washingtonian, unabashedly pro choice and pro democracy. For media inquiries contact my dog.

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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 9h
I’m very untrusting of anyone who doesn’t hold at least one moral stance manifested in the form of a boycott.
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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 17h
I can’t believe it’s been 5 years since this little chaos monster was born. The first two years were a white knuckle ride but she’s turned out to be a pretty solid roommate and bestie.
Picture of a small white and orange marked spaniel sitting patiently for a photo
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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just our completely normal and sane President inviting other counties to kill US citizens. This ad should be running in every election nationwide from now until Election Day. Republican silence is unacceptable.
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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuck Rahm. More guardrails is not a complete solution.. We already have those, they're call existing laws. When the administration breaks existing laws with impunity new "ethics reforms" won't stop it from happening again. Consequences stop it from happening again. Disqualifying line of thought.
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Amelia Malpas @malpas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This enrages me so deeply I don't know what to say. Being able to control your body is *the* most basic freedom, one which is necessary for the exercise of all other freedoms possible in a liberal democratic society
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me: Michaels sucks now, Joanne's is gone, ac Moore is gone, local art shop is gone. Where can I shop for art supplies now? Person: Hobby Lob- Me: I will make art from my own sinew and bones first.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.
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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Found this lovely abuelita on a channel called Bertha Cooks. She calls me mija and tells me it’s not my fault I can’t make Mexican dishes like her mothers because nobody taught me (it’s true) and then she teaches me how to make authentic refried beans and rice while sprinkling in folksy sayings.
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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's been a weird start to Fall this year. Today is 77 degrees and I've got a warm pot of Eye of the Goat beans on the stove.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Since I'm laid up with a broken wrist I'm watching old episodes of Law & Order. This episodes guest is Julia Roberts who even on a murder show has smoking chemistry with her then boyfriend Benjamin Bratt.
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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is why I don’t trust “centerist“ dems. There’s never an acknowledgment of where the center actually is. Just vibes and attempts to dodge attacks from the Republican Party.
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Damnit Boston.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s a process, it’s steps, but once you reach “not a single fuck given” you can enjoy true enlightenment.
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Piper Furiosa 🇵🇸🏴🌲🏴‍☠️ @piperfuriosa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's very important that none of us share her name. Not even in "awareness" of what has been done to her. Not in sharing images of her doxxing. She's Jane Doe unless *she* chooses not to be. Then, we pursue vengeance against all rapists & their enablers until none of them are fucking left.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A long horizontal sign based on the ones at CTA stations that tell what stop you’re at. It’s gray with red, purple, and brown bands at either ends. Four pigeons are perched on the sign in various pigeon poses as a sunrise is seen in the background. The sign itself reads, ‘Maybe It will happen today’
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every day I ask myself do men even like women and the answer is just No
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 27/09/2026
LOUDER FOR THE BACK ROW
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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm not sure that's an insult, more a comment on her age.
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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This summer the generation gap between me (48) and my mother (75) became glaringly obvious when I kept smelling cigarette smoke most places we went and she kept smelling pot smoke when I didn‘t.
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kate b. @katebitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the flight attendant uniforms and menu were amazing.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
tech bro is short for technically broken
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m getting out of my plaster splint today and into a lighter brace/plastic splint. I hope they’re ready for the groan of relief I’m gonna unleash when I can fully extend my arm instead of holding it at an angle. I’m so fucking excited.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Important to remember that the uber-wealthy are an uncommonly anti-social, interpersonally repugnant group of people devoid of charm and values; it’s how they got that way. They elevate their own.
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Verity Holloway @verityholloway.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Back in the mists of time, when I was conducting interviews, my boss asked a candidate where she saw herself in five years time, and she looked him dead in the eye and said, "As George Clooney's sex slave." The coffee is fine.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's easier to hyperfixate on this one detail about Gen Z workers instead of on how corporations are using performance improvement plans to force out employees without severance; how return to office policies hurt parents, caregivers, and disabled workers; and how hard it is to find a job right now.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
happy bare minimum Friday to all who celebrate
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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I really hope NY opera goers embrace and lean in to camp when it comes to getting ready to go to the Opera. What a great way to introduce new people to the art form and for opera goers to redefine what being an NY opera lover can look like.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/09/2026
ATTENTION THE BEST THING ABOUT AUTUMN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED IT IS TIME FOR TINY DOGS IN TINY SWEATERS
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you get a chance check out the PBS Nova program entitled Knowledge Keepers. Super cool look at indigenous knowledge and the roll “Indigenous Science” has played through the ages and how it’s being used and shaped today.
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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Please let voters know what you drive and how much it cost to fill up your tank? When was the last time you personally filled up your tank?” I also like “ tell me about the last time you interacted with a member of the immigrant community, how did that interaction inform your voting record?”
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No one ever told me how to get to Sesame Street. I assume it involves some sort of hallucinogen.
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fact that every major news outlet includes vocal tics and hesitations when it’s a woman saying “like” and not when it’s a man saying “um” is itself wicked telling.
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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m surrounded by criminals, Heavy rollers, even the sheisty individuals.
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Murderously Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My dark tendrils will seep into the city streets, pulsing like so many utility lines. You will realize too late that your pumpkin spiced latte is turning you into a pumpkin spiced thrall, ready to do my bidding.
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 22/09/2026
“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’” crazy how much Mamdani speaks my language
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So many people got yelled at for months on here when they correctly pointed out that Gavin Newsom was a rat.
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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s pretty telling that the WH press pool finally grew a spine when members lost access. Not when this narcissist asshole called one of their female colleagues a “piggy” right in front of them . Not when he called them liars to their face. Nope, access is the golden calf.
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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m dipping in to various streaming services as I recover from an injury. My experience has been that this is neither the golden age of TV nor of movies. The Warner Bros Paramount merger is going to make a pretty shitty thing already even worse.
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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets
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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love it when pets have posted bios.
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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Five corporations control 90% of the US media. Airlines have merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today. A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry. Four giants control 80% of meat processing. The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.
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Proud member of a vast Marxist network @509rhymeanimal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"You, the taxpayers, get nothing while Trump and his cronies help themselves to your tax dollars via corruption and double dealing." I just want Dems to burn this message on the backs of their eyelids and keep it on repeat.
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