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Sir Dudenstein

@3wjohn.bsky.social
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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Chris Bertram @crookedfootball.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ian Wright saying we shouldn’t forget the way the Iranian team and the Somali referee were treated. Correct.
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 19/07/2026
Spain is the first nation to hold both the men’s (2026) and women's (2023) World Cup titles at the same time 🇪🇸
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Danny Page @danny.page · 19/07/2026
Trump really does fuck up every match he’s at, almost impressive if it wasn’t so frustrating to watch
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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Frank Beamer celebrating 0-0 meme wearing a hat with the Argentina flag on it with the scoreboard showing the Argentina and Spain flags next to 0-0
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Sir Dudenstein @3wjohn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Simeone and Paredes have been disastrous subs for Argentina
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Sir Dudenstein @3wjohn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This 2h from Olise has been unfathomable
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This USMNT loss is so disappointing because the talent gap with this Belgium squad wasn’t huge. They’re better than us, but not by leaps and bounds. We just played like absolute crap on the biggest stage. On a different day, we could have beaten them—we just weren’t up to it.
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Sir Dudenstein @3wjohn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
what a legendarily dogshit performance by USMNT. A stinker for the ages that can only rivaled by 7-1. Never threatening, and a just reward for Trumps bullshit intervention
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Neymar yelling at the Norwegian keeper, who is cracking up, over the caption "Chris Paul hits a huge 3 to cut the lead down to 42"
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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Sir Dudenstein @3wjohn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
They can rescind Balogun’s red card if Mike Pence has the courage
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If he were a Columbia student and said this his citizenship would be revoked
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole @andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reasonIt's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole 
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‪Fleer‬
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?







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We're going to try just a little longer. 

For the record, it smells horrid

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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole" 
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl 
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Y'all I'm scared to try it







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It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Jenny McCarthy allowed to speak on vaccines
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao
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Sir Dudenstein @3wjohn.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
KNICKS TAPE!
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Sir Dudenstein @3wjohn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
That is a full pants off moment for USMNT. That’s as thorough of an ass-kicking we’ve ever seen in USMNT World Cup history
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/06/2026
SPEECHLESS. LFGK
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
when you check her drivers license
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
believe we have definitive proof that wu tang clan ain’t nuthin ta fuck wit
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Jerry Seinfeld courtside making the "I swear I thought she was 18" face.
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Keerthika Uthayakumar @keerthikau.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
NBA teams were 4-750 when down by 20 or more in the 4th quarter of a playoff game over the last 30 years. They are now 5-750. Knicks come back from 20 in the fourth quarter, the second time they've come back from down 20 in the fourth THIS POSTSEASON.
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Sir Dudenstein @3wjohn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Greatest Finals game of ALL TIME
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Sir Dudenstein @3wjohn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Clarkson is murdering this rally
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Sir Dudenstein @3wjohn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Alvarado
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Sir Dudenstein @3wjohn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This is just an inexcusable performance from the Knicks. Hard to imagine coming out flatter in both of these home games
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
because of woke you cant even denigrate an entire nationality wholesale anymore without being called a racist
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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Mike Bloomberg incensed that his 75 year Lou Gehrig streak of not touching or being touched by a person of color streak has ended
Jose Alvarado and Mike Bloomberg during the NBA finals after Alvarado flew into him
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Sir Dudenstein @3wjohn.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
FUCK WEMBENYORMA
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Sir Dudenstein @3wjohn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If you haven’t been betting on the Knicks through these playoffs I’m not sure what to tell you
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Nate Rathjen @rathjen.us · 04/06/2026
here we go
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Sir Dudenstein @3wjohn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
KNICKS TAPE
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
To prove racial gerrymandering, a plaintiff has to draw race-blind districts that are just as favorable to Republicans. But that's impossible to do because Republicans uniformly select racists as their candidates and Black voters won't vote for racists. So racial gerrymandering is always allowed.
Callais updated these standards. As relevant here, weheld that for plaintiffs to satisfy the first Gingles precondi-tion, a plaintiff ’s alternative map “must meet all the State’slegitimate districting objectives” “just as well” as the State’sown map. 608 U. S., at ___ (slip op., at 29) (emphasisadded). Those legitimate districting objectives, we held, in-clude “the State’s specified political goals” and “any othergoal not prohibited by the Constitution.” Ibid. A plaintiffalso “cannot use race as a districting criterion” in preparingthe alternative map.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
SCOTUS will allow Alabama to use a congressional map that a lower court found intentionally discriminated against Black voters. A Court so fundamentally hostile to the rights of minority voters places it at odds with democracy itself. This is Chief Justice John Roberts’ legacy.
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"...you will both enjoy each others company..." #EpsteinFiles
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Sir Dudenstein @3wjohn.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Swansea legend Oli McBurnie sending Hull to the Premier League!
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The fact that no one in the Epstein Files has been prosecuted for sexually abusing children is a disgrace.
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Sir Dudenstein @3wjohn.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
So Trump is personally looting the Treasury to the tune of almost $2,000,000,000. Cool cool cool
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
its true that i dont understand how the supreme court operates. for example do you get the free RV and house for your mom before or after issuing favorable rulings? is it a *wink wink* deal or more explicit? these are the things the general public doesnt understand
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Sir Dudenstein @3wjohn.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It’s more important than ever to pirate everything
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Man, that sounds terrible. Killed with impunity by agents of the state for just being on the street and protesting? Hard to see how regimes like that can continue to claim a popular mandate.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money
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Americans for Tax Fairness @4taxfairness.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
MLB team owners have an average net worth of $4.7 BILLION. That's $260 million a year. They'll each get an average $286,000 tax break next year. So why are streaming packages out of control? Why does a day at the ballpark cost an average $225? Greed. Tax the rich.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Secret Service shot a kid today
Politico: Secret Service officers shot a man during an exchange of gunfire Monday near the White House in an incident that wounded a child who happened to be in the area.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Mackenzie Scott posts lists of her donations for transparency and to encourage others to give, and then she disappears for months at a time.
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Sir Dudenstein @3wjohn.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Big ups to the guy behind the copaganda at MSG that refused to stand
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Here is a different kind of goal celebration. Tomasz Skublak of Inter Toronto in the CPL, who is also a real estate agent, scores a goal and celebrates by taking out his business card.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Can't confirm this fully but my sources are telling me that Rudy Giuliani was hospitalized because he "pretty much had sex with" one of those motorized bristle devices that clean the turf and dirt off your golf shoes before you go inside. "He was way up on it for some time," a witness told me.
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