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The Spooky Dude

@2house2fly.bsky.social
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I will never stop gaming.

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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 1h
And what about it?
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 15h
Sure would be nice if someone could tell my landlord that last bit. If you live several hours' drive away then you had time to send a text message in advance instead of just knocking on the door and giving me a heart attack
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Tabbeigh Cat 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @tabbeigh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dear 30-something lady with license plate M4M4BEAR: I am sorry MAMABEAR was taken, but you have made a terrible mistake.
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My thinking is kinda, A) Iran wouldn't nuke US cities anyway so it was insane to say in any case; B) repubs have creatively interpreted more innocuous things dems have said in more obviously bad faith ways, so w/e
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
CIA agent "Jimmy Olsen" in Batman V Superman, about to be shot
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not sure why the Geller thing is bugging me so much. I keep poking at it like a toothache. It's not a "your fave is problematic" thing, I like his videos but not THAT much. Maybe it's a "someone on my side" thing. I should take my mind off it by paying a lot of attention to politics
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want to hear more about the second of these writing sessions
Jeffrey Archer, former
Conservative politician and novelist, dies aged 86
Publisher says author died peacefully at home
'between writing sessions'
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jumpscared by kpop instagram
An Instagram picture posted by Kim Yong Sun of Mamamoo, captioned "thank you for your kindness" in Korean, or so google translate tells me. The picture is of a cup of coffee with a message written in the foam. The message is: "KYS"
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I lost it when I scrolled past the first three Jennifer Lawrence sections and saw they gave me a section now called “More Jennifer Lawrence”
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Daaaamn the plague still has over 10% mortality even in the modern day. That's a disease and a half right there
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That would have been amazing television
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is another great tweet of yore which I can't retweet because whoever tweeted it is long gone, so figured I'll just type it out verbatim
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[my opponent has finished their battle rap and now it's my turn] ME: why are you being unkind to me
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Burbs, I think. The 1989 Tom Hanks comedy.
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am now convinced that this is the best film ever made. I should probably get a therapist
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What did the stuttering pirate say on his birthday? Aye aye matey!
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is the kind of review which makes me crawl on broken glass to watch the movie
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youtu.be/ziH9St7ajuw?...
youtu.be
Kids In The Hall - Lonely Sarcastic Guy
YouTube video by thugangel662
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wrong answer bitch
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Popie what set you run
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026
steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At a very generous estimate, he got thirteen words into this answer before veering off into nonsense. bsky.app/profile/carl...
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've never heard that term before but I looked at the most recent news involving him and uh have been able to infer its meaning
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw a clip of some guys in suits standing around him, he had his eyes closed zoned out, and at one point he suddenly smiled. On a hunch I unmuted the clip and went back. He had indeed smiled because whoever was speaking had just said his name
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've refrained from commenting on several recent happenings, because who cares what I think. But I find myself compelled right now to state my opinion for the record that the president of the United States of America is completely doolally he's absolutely out of his fucking mind
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've hung out in some very mean online circles, it rubs off. All of a sudden you're milliseconds away from hitting Send Tweet on a joke about a mass shooting and in the nick of time you think "wait this probably isn't appropriate to say, or indeed think"
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
man how'd it take this long to come out, his name's on a damn publicly searchable list???
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No context son quotes: "that was a funny bit we did about Eminem's gender transition"
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That feel when someone at work asks for your help using a tool, and you don't know how to use it yourself so you have to figure it out on the fly while talking to them, and when you're done they thank you for your help
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I laughed when some recent games awards show announced a 2d co-op platformer called Out Of Words. now there's gonna be three of them for people to mix up
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The horror section at video stores used to go so hard. A VHS box with an evil grinning mass of fur. Then here's an evil grinning skeleton. Then right next to it an evil grinning puppet covered in blood. Sometimes several of them with numbers. Me terrified like why can't they kill that goblin????
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would prefer not to have this instinct, but now that I've been told indirectly by a magazine that I'm an asshole for not having heard the song, I want to go out of my way to not listen to it even more
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I play FNV I keep my skills below a certain amount to make sure I meet my favorite failure thresholds. Don't raise barter until "i sure could use some drugs" don't raise science until "robot! let me past!" etc
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had one outdoor cat for about a year, then he got hit by a car. Had another outdoor cat for a few months, car. Then had an indoor cat for 14 years. She may have been less happy than the other two, but 14 times less happy? idk
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I truly don't get dice rolls v percentages. If I'm not rolling an actual dice then I want a percentage! If it's good enough for the weather it's good enough for a warhammer
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Play us a song, you're the cowbell man [rest of bar waving their hands NO frantically in the background]
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sounds like a pretty good deal, haha
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
for some reason when I see the Splinter Cell logo I imagine the Resident Evil title guy saying it
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Evan Spooklog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finished a packet of crisps I was sharing with my dad, and upon reading in to find it empty he said “Jesus. Can’t have fucking anything in this house. They’d steal the shite right out of your arse”
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
False flags is another thing I have trouble believing in these days. The people we've got in power can't even put together a real flag
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unless it is used in the opening or closing credits of an anime, I see no reason why I should listen to it
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what the fuck
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also funny that the way they convince the ewoks that c3po is magic is by... using magic
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
ME: I'm not hearing anything in my left ear. I feel perfectly healthy otherwise, it's just like that ear has stopped working. I don't know. DOCTOR: So, this might seem like a long shot, but. Pagliacci is in town,
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cut to C3PO trying to help the stinkbug but he falls into the assembly line and his head gets pulled off
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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