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The Spooky Dude

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I will never stop gaming.

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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The bit in Star Wars where Anakin says "this is outrageous, it's unfair" but edited so he's saying it isn't outrageous and it is fair
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I basically guessed the word and when I reverse engineered what the clue meant I was furious
minute cryptic clue "Find 500=100/y". The answer is "discovery". See, a discovery is another word for a find, and the Latin numerals for 500 and 100 are D and C. So 500=100/y forms the sentence "D is C over y". I bet Jonny Quarrie, who came up with that clue, was so proud of himself. Bastard.
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh come on why
An AI baby on board car sticker. They've been a simple yellow diamond for decades, but someone thought they could improve on it by adding a baby doing something hard to parse
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
CIA agent "Jimmy Olsen" in Batman V Superman, about to be shot
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jumpscared by kpop instagram
An Instagram picture posted by Kim Yong Sun of Mamamoo, captioned "thank you for your kindness" in Korean, or so google translate tells me. The picture is of a cup of coffee with a message written in the foam. The message is: "KYS"
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
9 games, roughly chronological order of when I played them, based on vibes
"my nine games" in chronological order:
1. Sonic the Hedgehog (1991)
2. Star Fox (1993)
3. Axelay (1992) (it's chronological order of when I PLAYED them)
4. F-Zero X (1998)
5. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998) (feels like a basic bitch game to put, but cliches are cliche for a reason)
6. Quake (1996)
7. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (2003) (I like the sequel more, but this is the game that got me into this kind of game
8. Fallout: New Vegas - Ultimate Edition
9. Pillars of Eternity
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
never been so conflicted about redeeming a free game
High On Life, the first person shooter with a ton of dialogue by the Rick and Morty guy, the one who I think was cleared of doing anything actually illegal with underage girls, so you know at least he didn't commit a crime, but if I'm honest the real thing putting me off here is that I've seen a few clips of the game and they were amazingly cringe inducing
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Homer Simpson seeing the quoted tweet obscured by greenery so it looks like it says "Will Stancil is going to fuck you". He screams in horror. The wind blows the greenery away, revealing the full text: "Will Stancil isn't going to fuck you". Home screams louder and is more horrified.
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
medieval peasants who believe in spontaneous generation coming across a couple of week-old corpses
the "they fly now" bit from Star Wars, but creatively edited so that the characters are saying "they flies now"
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's going to take a long time to control training data for foot guys
AI slop picture of a woman's foot, with random spots labeled Rectum, Vagina and Anus
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
very organic, thank you
multiple youtube comments phrased identically suggesting viewers read various books about jews, including Protocols of the Elders of Zion
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
meme of a guy turning the calendar to 1984 but the woman (presumably his wife?) is quoting the headline "saying starship troopers is fascist is a leftist smear" and the man is turning the calendar to 1998
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Was not prepared to witness the upload date
A youtube clip from the film "Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2" where the guy says "garbage day!" and shoots a man holding a garbage can and laughs crazily. The upload date says "20y ago"
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dragon's Dogma
"Their kind hates ice and fire both!"
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Well, thank you, Mr. Blow-The-Picture-for-Me.
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Not confident.
Quake
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
One of those posts that genuinely never gets old. Just thought about it and laughed
@dril

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

10:02 15 Feb 17
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Lmao
A post saying "Die, het cracker! Die!" The auto-translate thing decided that enough of the post could plausibly be German to "translate" it to "The, Het Cracker! The!"
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh no, minute cryptic now times how long you take to solve the thing! Now every day is a time trial!
Front page of minutecryptic.com showing how long it took to solve a clue
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
always a good sign
a room in Doom 2016 full of ammo pickups. Classically, first person shooters do this when there's about to be an intense fight and they want to make sure you're at the top of your game. The effect is actually a little diminished in this game because it already showers you in ammo and health thanks to the glory kill system.
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
don't mind if I do
One of the collectibles in Doom 2016. It's a little chibi action figure of the Doom Marine in a white spacesuit
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A little holographic greeter, which normally says the usual sci-fi corporate soundbites with darker undertones because this is a scientific facility researching Hell, suddenly dropping the baffling phrase "the twelve counsel of nine is always watching"A cutscene from Baby Steps. Nate is considering jumping in a deep hole because he knows Jim will help him if he gets stuck. Jim warns him that he's no longer going to help him because he's "had it up to pussy's bow with helping." It's made clear that this was an improvised line by Bennett Foddy, who plays Jim, and Gabe Cuzzillo, who plays Nate, is caught off guard and can't say his next line with a straight face
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Noted. Thank you.
A loading screen hint advising the player to look out for collectibles which will help "unravel the mystery". I gotta say, the story of the game seems pretty straightforward so far.
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don't like when an FPS locks you in place for a cutscene, but I like that they give you a cathartic Hulk Smash moment as compensation
A Doom 2016 cutscene. My character, an implacable marine with a fearsome arsenal and a consuming hatred of Hell, stands still and watches helplessly as the antagonist aids the demon hordes behind a glass windowOne of the more well-known Doom 2016 moments. Samuel Hayden, whoever that is, asks Doomguy to carefully shut down the generator which syphons energy from Hell. Doomguy responds by smashing every important-looking piece of the machine.
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don't make being good at a game or not my whole personality, but I must admit I'm a little embarrassed by this death
Doom 2016 death screen. It's evident that what killed me was one of the basic zombies
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this game does look good, the industry was just coming out of the "everything brown" phase and this game was among the ones that veered hard in the other direction. lots of sunsetty orange-reds and eye-searingly bright blue sparks
all the pictures in this post are exterior shots of Doom 2016
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hard to fathom the level of laziness that would lead one to make an AI thumbnail of Lost, a show with 6 seasons worth of promotional images
A youtube video about Lost that even at first glance has that AI thing of looking like even the normal looking bits have a weird ugly filter over themA close-up of some characters on the bottom left. The AI has clearly tried to portray some characters from the show but many of them are unrecognizable and the rest are fucked up. Like I think that's Daniel and Boone standing next to each other, two characters who existed three seasons apart. Then I think there's two Sayids, one of whom is very short. Not as short as that lady fourth from the right.The bottom right makes if anything more of a hash of things. Starting at the left we've got Jacked Charlie, Buff Hurley Who Skipped Arm Day, Boone Again, and Tiny Sawyer, you know from that episode where Sawyer was shrinking.
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
In honor of the American Century of Diarrhea, this text exchange from when my son had a stomach bug
Me to my son: The biggest thing to bear in mind with diarrhea is hydration. There's a yellow cup with flavor water in the fridge, and cans of fuzzy water too. Make sure you're drinking plenty of water!

My son to me: I got some strawberry lemonade or do I need water

Me to my son: [meme image of a goofy looking guy saying "Bro said fuzzy water"]

My son to me: Answer me
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You haven't seen the last of Barbados Slim.Now, goodbye forever.
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
most psycho title screen of a game I have ever beheld wtf
Ttitle screen of Doom (2016). At the top, three small clickable options say CAMPAIGN, MULTIPLAYER and SNAPMAP, At the bottom, three extremely small clickable options say SELECT, EXIT and CREDITS. The screen is dominated by ads for Doom The Dark Ages, a game which came out nine years later. It seems that no Settings or Options menu can be accessed from the title screen.
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
thinking about it, the title of the recent series does resemble Jar Jar panicking
poster for the 2025 anime Mobile Suit Gundam GQuuuuuuuX
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
somehow this tangentially related work has survived all these years
old joke image by @kenlowery.bsky.social, a poster for one of the Transformers movies with quotes from fans of the movie instead of published reviews. Quotes include:
SEE THE "WILL SUFFICE" MOVIE OF THE SUMMER
NOT AS RACIST
THE GRAPHICS WAS EXCELLENT
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A MOVIE?
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Has the rhythm of a Fromsoft boss name
Screenshot of the infamous Malenia fight from Elden Ring, her name has been crudely replaced by the text BUFF CHICK TNDR
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
oh they heard me
My amazon order, now with a Shipped status literally minutes later
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
SHIP! IT'S BEEN OVER 24 HOURS! SHIP DAMN YOU!!!
my amazon order with the order status "ordered" the blue line hovering near the "Shipped" status in an infuriating "haha I'm not touching you" kind of way
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
finally, it's canon that all member of Team Star Fox are gay
an old graphic that came with the original Star Fox's soundtrack in 1993. Each member's info box includes a bit which is meant to say SEX: MALE but through the power of iffy translation it became SEX: MEN
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the white house did the least tasteful tribute I could have imagined
A tweet from The White House. It's an AI generated image of a cartoon Trump and Vance in the "AI slop" style and Dilbert standing slightly behind them to their left in an odd blend of AI slop and Scott Adams's, I'm not sure what the correct word is so let's just go with "art" style. When I say AI generated image, it's the lowest possible effort you can imagine, like they just typed "Trump and Vance standing with Dilbert" and saved the first image it spat out without even looking at it. I'm not even sure if that's JD Vance or just, like, some guy named Vance. I opened up twitter to verify that this tweet was real when I saw it screenshotted on here
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
miriel pastor of vows
the bit in Attack Of The Clones where Palpatine says "I love democracy" but changed to say "I love hresy"
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Tweet by @capybaroness

duke leto: can any of you tell me what the biggest number is?

gurney hallack: i dunno.........22? 23? 

thufir hawat (eyes rolling back in his head): one million my lord
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It's one thing to do evil for one's own benefit but they do so much evil that's actively against their own benefit. Like the only reason to do it is because it's evil. An ideological commitment to evil which is so complete that it overrules every selfish urge from monetary greed to basic survival
Stool-eating deterrent for dogs experiencing coprophagia. A commercial product literally designed to make dogshit taste worse. It feels somehow emblematic of the modern world
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
they don't HAVE to hurriedly transcribe this shit, is the really infuriating thing. You can just google search "[show name+episode title] transcript" and often someone has already transcribed the whole thing. In the case of Doctor Who, THE LITERAL SCRIPTS FOR THE EPISODES ARE ON THE BBC WEBSITE
Excerpt from the script of a Doctor Who episode, easily available by googling the name of the episode, meaning the process of subtitling the episode required absolutely zero guesswork at any time.

"Fast as lightening, the Doctor grabs the spade, jams it under
the door handle, slams it hard into place, wedging the door
shut.

Steps back.

An impact on the door.

The spade holds.

Tries again, again.

The spade holds.

THE DOCTOR
Don’t think so. Physics of a
triangle - you lose."
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"physics of a triangle" subs: "57th time" "so do you want me to tell you a story?" subs: "since I'm going to tell you a story/" "[grunts of pain]" subs: "locked! Clara!"
Limmy looking confused
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
🙄
the linked Independent article doesn't mention the word "fatal" once
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Miquella from Elden Ring, a character whose thing is that he starts a lot of things but never finishes them
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Me watching the DC fireworks from Arlington
Terminator 2 nuke dream sequence skeleton
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Saw a youtube clip earlier of QTCinderella lamenting how often she gets referred to as "Ludwig's girlfriend" and then as if by magic this ai summary of a QTCinderella video happens along
AI generated summary of a video from the channel QTCinderella Clips. The title of the video is "Ludwig gets caught in 4K" and the summary is "Ludwig's partner recounts how they discovered the truth about a secret company dinner through social media posts." You can kinda see how it got there but grim lol still at a summary of a video about QTCinderella talking on the QTCinderella Clips channel referring to her as "Ludwig's partner'
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Star Fox Command, made by Q-Games which was founded by members of Argonaut Software who made the original Starfox, used this image in its intro
Prologue of Starfox Command on the DS. A redrawn version of the promo image for the original game, showing the characters in a more stylized cartoon aesthetic instead of puppets made of almost certainly real taxidermied animals
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The Star Fox Team, an elite band of mercenaries.
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Thanks for the timely digest, quora. "What should I do?" It's been a week you should probably buy a fucking fly swatter to start with
Quora question: "I left my cat home alone for a week. He had food and water but I found him dead when I came home. What should I do?"
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Youtube algorithm shrugging and saying "just show him a bunch of big faces staring into the camera i guess"
Three youtube thumbnails in a row from my app. In each one, the thumbnail is a close-up shot of a character looking into the camera
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