Jawn Cena @27inchzenith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Nickelodeon is the legacy network. It'll hang around. 000
Reposted by Jawn Cena90for90.bsky.social @90for90.bsky.social · 29/09/2026🚨”Why would I want to abolish prisons, when I want Ashley Moody to be arrested & locked up in one.” 124357
Jawn Cena @27inchzenith.bsky.social · 25/09/202690% style, 10% substance. 100% Pattinson.boxd.itA ★★★★ review of Primetime (2026)Primetime was good, but it felt like a parody at times, especially from Robert Pattinson doing Chris Hansen's voice. 90% style, 10% substance. 100% Pattinson. 000
Jawn Cena @27inchzenith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comI Think You Should Leave Hot Dog SuspectALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect 000
Reposted by Jawn CenaMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 485297777666
Reposted by Jawn CenaZeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Can't believe it's been 9 years. 94326776
Reposted by Jawn Cenajenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap 9678943171
Reposted by Jawn CenaLord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026idk why do 60 year olds with erectile dysfunction like reading the same article over and over 442542286
Reposted by Jawn CenaKaren Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026BREAKING: After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back. And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post. They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...nytimes.comWashington Post Ordered to Rehire Fired Columnist Karen AttiahAn arbitrator ordered the newspaper to reinstate Karen Attiah, who was fired after posting about “white men who espouse hatred and violence” following Charlie Kirk’s killing. 1193326706244
Reposted by Jawn CenaMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes. 4364931266
Reposted by Jawn CenaRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right 1101285976340
Reposted by Jawn CenaMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"The Emperor is a fan of Flock, and we must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the rebel scum as they move from playground to playground... They are following children in parks and gymnasiums, and we need this. I need this so I can stalk my ex-girlfriend." 222446731
Reposted by Jawn CenaBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Getting all my political talking points from the comments of the pro wrestling subreddit from now on. 71103061856
Reposted by Jawn CenaSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The media’s favorite disillusioned Trump voter story is, “I never thought he’d come for my young, hot second wife.” 432992403
Reposted by Jawn CenaBill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon… 3968651433
Jawn Cena @27inchzenith.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Spider-Man films are like the banana stand: there's always money in them. 000
Jawn Cena @27inchzenith.bsky.social · 30/07/2026static.klipy.comTwo Weeks Meme ReactionALT: Two Weeks Meme Reaction 000
Jawn Cena @27inchzenith.bsky.social · 29/07/2026This is from 1976. The Nancy Walker Show only lasted 12 episodes. 010
Reposted by Jawn CenaCasey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Detroit Squirrel update: The Tigers' entire grounds crew went out on the field to try to get that thing out of there and all that's missing is the Benny Hill theme 631446308
Jawn Cena @27inchzenith.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Lance Archer, Brian Cage, and Chavo Guerrero Jr. appearing in Disclosure Day (2026). 000
Reposted by Jawn CenaBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026United Airlines will now offer travelers free flight changes to avoid landing at the newly-named “Trump International Airport.” liveandletsfly.com/united-airli... 761709395
Jawn Cena @27inchzenith.bsky.social · 17/07/2026When I see The Odyssey this weekend, it'll be the first time I've seen John Leguizamo in a movie theater since The Pest in 1997. 010
Reposted by Jawn CenaBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Date your own fascist kind or eat loneliness, motherfucker. Not our problem. 331166112
Reposted by Jawn CenaMichael Edison Hayden @michaelehayden.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This stupid motherfucker is reporting on the I Think You Should Leave subreddit 😂 1082801238
Reposted by Jawn CenaNicholas Venture @nicholasventure.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes tonight and then he was like "Oh, wait Lindsey Graham just showed up, wanna talk to him?" 131633330
Jawn Cena @27inchzenith.bsky.social · 10/07/2026@rspwfaq.com Are you going to do a SmarK rant for the Dark Side of the Ring on Jeff Jarrett and TNA? 100
Reposted by Jawn CenaNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026’”I’m Olivia Nuzzi.” “I’m Mike Lindell.” “I’m Benny Johnson.” “I’m Rudy Giuliani.” “I’m Clav.” “I’m Bronze Age Pervert. Those stories, plus Curtis Yarvin, tonight on 60 Minutes.” 492272277
Reposted by Jawn CenaInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars. 347125562748
Jawn Cena @27inchzenith.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Update: I got a photo with David Hayter today and I asked him if he was a Wrestling Observer subscriber. He said no. 😂 010
Jawn Cena @27inchzenith.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The voice of Solid Snake contributed to this week's Wrestling Observer Newsletter? 010
Reposted by Jawn CenaPersonasama @persona.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Sucks that this 64 year old Rocky & Bullwinkle joke still hits now 91111464129
Jawn Cena @27inchzenith.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I finally got 102% completion in Donkey Kong Country 2. 000
Reposted by Jawn CenaJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 16/06/2026Here is a public service announcement filmed by the Dallas Cowboys in the 1980s, and I promise that you would not correctly guess who pops up at the end if I gave you 10,000 tries 43448641247
Jawn Cena @27inchzenith.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Conan O'Brien was the highlight of Toy Story 5.boxd.itA ★★★★ review of Toy Story 5 (2026)Toy Story is a long-in-the-tooth franchise, but I still managed to enjoy Toy Story 5. Conan O'Brien was the highlight of the film, as Smarty Pants is very on-brand for Conan. I felt it was better than... 000