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@1997fireflies.bsky.social
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“so what do you do down there all day?” “tcb… you know, taking care of business” (any pronouns)

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 20h
Fuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 12h
WE LIVE IN TIME FOR TAX PURPOSES
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 12h
i just want a bit of ur *✨* unlimited love ˢ ᵘ ᵖ ᵖ ˡ ʸ 😔
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
ALBUM OF THE YEAR music.apple.com/ph/album/you...
music.apple.com
you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love by Olivia Rodrigo on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 14 Songs
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
FUCK populism
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
fanatics calling other people fanatics.......... takes one to know one, i guess
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
kim k vacationing at swiftie nation asia is CRAZY
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
finally getting youtube ads for fl studio... now THAT'S the kind of ad i want youtube to flood on their viewers
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the mass scale abuse of diesel generators often in violation of (now-gutted) environmental policy should see these people in jail
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
naturally, the people whose words and actions caused your depression don't care that you have it. they'll only care when you've already vanished and they'll no longer have anything to use from you to brag to their friends. /nbh
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 10/10/2026
it's so funny to be surrounded by queer kinksters going "yeah puppygirl petplay and cannibalism as a metaphor for love are SO played out and normie" and then see someone outside that sphere be like "omg, be careful online, there are people attracted to SONIC THE HEDGEHOG characters! can't unsee!! 😱"
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
tag urself i’m angry birds pacman lite and zippo lighter
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
Breaking: The Darkness Returns theonion.com/breaking-the-darkness-…
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Thick Black Haze Extends Tendrils Across Nation, Draws All Into Tightening Grasp
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Dental plan. Lisa needs braces.”
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2 Mello @2mello.net · 08/10/2026
YouTube hasn't paid out music streaming earnings to Distrokid for almost two months with no communication, so my income has been cut in half just for fun. It's a startling reminder that the entire streaming ecosystem could just go away overnight because a tech company lets it. Buy albums if you can.
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"LISTEN TO THIS TRACK, BITCH !!!!!"
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.theverge.com/2024/9/24/24...
theverge.com
Don’t ever hand your phone to the cops
Even if you’ve got nothing to hide.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Enkiko bunny 🎃🐇🔞 @enkikobunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ever lacked so much sleep, your sleep paralysis demon kept yanking your spine because it wanted to take you to a time decades before you were born?
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
better call me skydance the way i'm a CREATIVE-FIRST HO !!!!!!!!
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Ally Roth @alinaisyou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not just a brat. I'm the brat worst.
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
had two oreo packs last month,,,,,, they made that shit even sweeter now JFJSKSKSLSOSOIA
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when TTPD dropped, i thought taylor swift was starting to sound like eminem as a lyricist when she was forcing together metaphors and highfalutin words the same way present-day em keeps forcing puns. Showgirl and The Encore pretty much confirmed that for me… 😶
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Gender Liberation Movement @genderlib.com · 01/10/2026
As hospitals across the country cave to the Trump administration’s threats to cut federal funding and abandon trans youth, actor Elliot Page speaks out. In New York City, NYU Langone, Mount Sinai, and NewYork-Presbyterian abruptly ended care for trans kids in response to these threats.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 01/10/2026
this is a silly post but i think the actual story perfectly illustrates a HUGE issue with AI: users will always figure out ways to manipulate it to agree with whatever deranged worldview they happen to subscribe to
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1 person viewed your profile just to laugh at it or whatever linkedin says
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
computer art, zx spectrum (1988) archive.org/details/cras...
pixelated garfield, sitting, grinning, stomach bulging.
text above:
never trust
a smiling cat
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peanut spice latte @vepid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the idea that long covid is a conspiracy theory now is actually driving me a little insane. there is so much research proving it. why do you guys need ppl in masks to be crazy so bad.
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the time period between folklore and The Life of a Showgirl happened for almost the same amount of time between the formation of one direction and the release of Made in the A.M. (as a matter of fact, taylor swift announced folklore on one direction's tenth anniversary) think about that.
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
to think the beatles flew the airline for pan americans, too....... WOKE KINGS 😍😍😍😍
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 27/09/2026
I can’t believe we used to have airlines specifically for trans and pan americans. this country has really regressed on queer rights.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kids all right.
theguardian.com
‘That’s so AI!’ What gen Alpha’s biggest insult tells us
The year’s most popular slang reveals what young people think about artificial intelligence – and it’s not positive
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
why was i born to a bunch of jerks
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i'm convinced there are people who become parents as a fast and easy way to gain "respect" and to have that be imposed on them
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
vultures can sense when you've got plans. that's how they know when to attack you. /nbh
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
we are fortunate to be living in the same time as pinkpantheress.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
gamers will hate on GGEZ then unironically listen to minecraft parody songs
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is even funnier when you remember ed worked with pharrell and rick rubin on the album he released that year...
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Adam Becker @adambecker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nice to see this getting some attention. It's completely true, and I dearly wish more journalists understood where these common narratives about AI actually come from.
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eve @1997fireflies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i know the details in comedy movies don't have to be accurate all the time, but Yesterday (the movie) can be so ridiculous at times likeeeee you're telling me the beatles don't get famous, but radiohead somehow not only gets formed but also gets to stick around long enough to write In Rainbows?
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New Sentences From The Dollhouse @doll-discourse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the rationalists aren’t crazy because they do weird drugs, they’re crazy because they like harry potter.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Leaving soon
Ed Sheeran: The Sum of it All (its a real series)

Ed + Macklemore x Every Musician in ireland divided by Zionists - Spine = Whoopsie
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