13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 27/01/2025People who are really annoying never try to just not be annoying for a few days. 010
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Going on a cruise is great if you’re into either doing murder or being murdered. 000
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 14/01/2025It’s weird that they call it Alcoholics Anonymous. Those fuckers tell everyone. 000
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Your Roman gladiator name is your first name with an “is” on the end. 000
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 10/01/2025What does a shameful, opportunistic antisemite look like? 010
Reposted by 13spencerGeorgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 09/01/2025This woman in the waiting room is telling me about the police SQUAT team at a park near her house 1311431
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 09/01/2025You have to be impressed by Karen Bass for being so incompetent while being so confident. Good for you, Karen. 000
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 09/01/2025If being judgmental is bad, why are judges so respected? 000
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Remember when the Mayor of Los Angeles spent taxpayer money to go on a trip to Ghana while the city burned? I do. 000
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I didn’t even know Biden was playing Coachella this year. 030
Reposted by 13spencerSam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I don't know how you guys wake up in the morning and immediately turn on a TV show about politics. We need to go back to when morning TV was mostly weather talk and also there was a chimp there sometimes. 5713225690
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 07/01/2025People keep saying “the world is burning” like that’s some sort of new thing. 000
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 06/01/2025My neighbor has been having a party for 7 hours, and it’s fine, but I just can’t imagine wanting to be around other people for that long. 000
Reposted by 13spencerandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 05/01/2025Being an adult is just a series of very boring forensic investigations 21600104
Reposted by 13spencerRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 04/01/2025*taking clandestine sips of tomato soup right out of the screw-top box at work like it's a flask* 3469
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Call me crazy, I don’t want to pay taxes so presidents can give medals to Bono and Rush Limbaugh. 000
Reposted by 13spencerKevin Roose @kevinroose.com · 04/01/20255 minutes after giving my toddler kinetic sand: this stuff is incredible, a marvel of material science day 3 of finding lumps of sand in every furniture crevice in the house: whoever invented this should be tried at The Hague 4472527
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Do people who like leaving the house know about not doing that? 000
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I honestly trust 3 people, and one of them is a dog. 021
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I respect penguins because they’re like “fuck you I’m not flying.” 010
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 02/01/2025People say that cultural appropriation is bad, but the alternative is keeping the shittiest parts of your stupid culture for years and years. 000
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 31/12/2024It’s brave when people with bad faces still post photos of themselves. 000
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I got thrown out of Dunkin” Donuts today because I had my dog, and that makes no sense. They let people from Boston in there! 011
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Not to brag but I’m only anxious when I’m awake, and only about 4 times a week while I’m asleep. 000
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 28/12/2024People always complain about the airport, but it’d be great if they just got rid of all the people. 010
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Make the SATs more interesting by adding a scavenger hunt section. 010
Reposted by 13spencerMariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social · 18/12/2024This is an open invitation for everyone to stop embarrassing themselves 2010214
Reposted by 13spencerMariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Merry Christmas and happy Chanukah from my daughter and her friend 🥰 0422
Reposted by 13spencerMariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social · 27/12/2024I have been a vegetarian for over 15 years so of course my parents still ask whether I eat chicken at every opportunity 6512
Reposted by 13spencerErica @scbchbum.bsky.social · 27/12/2024hiking is not a hobby. it’s what you do when you run out of gas. 0122
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 27/12/2024The air in Los Angeles is so bad right now that The Hollywood Foreign Press nominated it for 10 Golden Globes. 161
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 27/12/2024I now have a Dyson stick vacuum, so my life is complete. 020
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 24/12/2024The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, even though it’s a fire hazard to hang stockings there 020
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I received a liquor delivery today, and I asked the driver if he needed to see my ID. He said “you’re fine.” I’m not fine. 020
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024I’m a vegetarian, but I have the smugness of a vegan. 010
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 20/12/2024🎵Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day, I was dead because humans need hearts to live🎵 000
13spencer @13spencer.bsky.social · 19/12/2024The worst thing about a bad driver's license photo is that you know you’re stuck with it for the next 300 years. 010
