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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒)

@0hioman513.bsky.social
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey y'all I've had my phone kinda turned off for a couple days it kinda rocks! I should have been doing this it feels great. I do miss y'all I will say. That's why I'm checking in! Big loves and ups. Touching grass rules
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Hey wake up, you fell asleep homie. Huh? COVID? Trump, president? Nah that's Clinton I think I don't really pay attention to the president. Why would I? Want some taco bell? I found a five in the couch."
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We need to bring back industrial again because I can't keep listening to Closer for 32 years
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Smoking the shit that uhhh that uhh
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For people who are confident in their appearance, what helps you build that confidence and what suggestions would you have for someone who struggles with their confidence?
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Name a TV show from before 1980.
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The Beverly Hill Billies Intro
ALT: The Beverly Hill Billies Intro
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's me
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Walking to subway I can't do this. A fridge of leftovers and can't heat up shit 😭 the beef for my cottage pie is gonna go bad because I can't cook the mashed potatoes dawg it's over
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not being able to drive to get food but not having a working microwave is like having this happen to you whenever you want to eat
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When she does a cute little yawn 😍
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Never blepped before hope I did it right
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youtu.be/xdKEYB6yAY8?...
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Love everyone and tell the Truth
YouTube video by My brother Comes
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's 28 seasons of Big Brother? What the fuck? Why?
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I genuinely appreciate you all putting up with my bullshit.
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Smoking on the pack that makes me earnest
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Women.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dragula is actually the number one song in America
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wow I really liked Primetime. "What would have happened if I wasn't here?"
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I saw this thing in my messenger I recoiled like I saw a bloated corpse
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a text conversation
person 1: picture of pokemon rumble spheal
person 2: automated message "I'm driving with Do Not Disturb While Driving turned on. I'll see your message when I get where I'm going. (I'm not receiving notifications. If this is urgent, reply "urgent" to send a notification through with your original message.)
person 1: "urgent"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you can't laugh at yourself, even the worst of yourself, you're simply not going to make it in this big cruel world
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
- Social media brain rot where we've failed to see that we are human beings connected to other unique human beings and therefore, just because something doesn't reflect my experience, it doesn't mean it's wrong or "bad" or something you can't still read/watch/play, etc.
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These are not fully formed ideas but what I am sensing is a toxic combination of: - So few people reading quality fiction where you have to put yourself in someone else's shoes & actually pay attention, rather than reading passively. This results in lacking basic reading skills.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wish RTing people with a comment didn’t have such a belligerent connotation because sometimes you just want to riff without telling a random person minding their own business to eat shit and go fuck themselves.
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Funny edit aside, this was always what stuck in my mind about Goat in the Shell. The transhumanism, I got a real kick out of seeing the human body go beyond what it was born to do especially as someone who felt like my body wasn't right.
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Good morning!" "Eh, what's so morning about it?"
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026
My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦‍⬛
a crow flies in front of the moon, greyish sky, the crow is flapping their wings downtwo crows fly in front and near the moon, in the middle and the bottom left, a snowy egret is out of focus below the moon, greyish skya crow flies in front of the moon, dark sky, the crow is flapping their wings up but not fully extendeda crow flies in front of the moon, dark purple sky, the crow is in full cruise mode
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Night actually rocked, watched a pretty shitty movie but got a belly laugh out of it can I get a hell yeah?
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok but if I'm honest the US really peaked with Uncle Sam. We need a new fun America personified for the 21st century.
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Something smells like pigs in a blanket out here and low-key it's making me hungry
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm gonna keep it absolutely 💯. If you think Zionists caused the Holocaust you need to press the "log off" button on all of your social media apps, sites, whatever, and go tf outside.
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love all the people that are taking about how important virtue signaling and even performative activism is right now when I saw how we drew the line at a kente cloth but not a keffiyeh. I see you all.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Honestly bring back tone policing. Some of you are way too mean for no goddamn reason
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Being kind really is important y'all You never know who you're being kind to, how much they need it. Always try to be kind.
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Going to draw for myself today as a little treat. Monstrous women aren’t going to draw themselves.
A close up of one of my monster women. A human women with a wolf’s head and many sets of teeth
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When I got a little cat, and he's surfing on a piece of pizza
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Battle of Cato Nemoidia
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If no one ever replies back to me does that mean my vibes are fucked or what it low-key kind of gets to me
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“We want Columbo but if he’d played offensive tackle for the Raiders” “Say no more”
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm a machine that turns back pain into: "I'm going to head to bed honey, my back hurts."
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@pipermintz.bsky.social This is not delicious pizza
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bluesky keeps serving me up delicious pizza in my discover tab because whenever I see it I like and interact. That will continue.
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hyperlexuality @baphomet.male.manipulat.org · 24/09/2026
im antiship bc I think ppl into shipping should have actual relationships and real sex
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 23/09/2026
Panel 1: James Gandolfini looks at Zoe of Sesame Street and says “Would it help if I squeezed you?”
Panel 2: James Gandolfini hugs Zoe
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Streamer son or Gamer daughter
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I smoked the weed that makes me socially awkward.
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Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒) @0hioman513.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wendy's really did that when they dropped the double stack
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