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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
they yassified a 10 year old
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
they took away his white boy swag 💔🥀
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 72nd Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.
Ruby Bridges, age 6Ruby Bridges flanked by three U.S. Marshals on the steps of her schoolNorman Rockwell’s painting depicting the event, “The Problem We All Live With,” originally published as a centerfold in the January 14, 1964 issue of Look magazine. Ruby Bridges talking with President Obama as they look at Rockwell’s painting while it was temporarily displayed at the White House in 2011.
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
took a sick day just to stay home and play dave the diver 🙂
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Frame #6676 from E80 Proxy Gumby
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Frame #1235 from 60sE73 el toro
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Me rn thinking about going home and starting work again because our honeymoon is over
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
btw we got mawwied yesterday 🥺
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
figgeh
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
update 2, I fucking forgot about this concert and we booked our honeymoon in Singapore, which overlaps with this show.. I feel like such a dumbass 🥲
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Phil McAndrew @philmcandrew.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
At no point in my life have I seen Democrats put nearly this much energy into fighting against fascist Republicans. They only ever punch down at people to their left (people without whom Democrats would never win a single election)
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Frame #884 from E69 High as a Kite
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
alec is watching for all mankind and why is the moon like crack to these people????
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
this is what theyre doing to me at work
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
one day you guys
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
omg Golden Sun 4 🥹
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Frame #4334 from E55 Great Mastadon Robbery
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Tsuuna or Later @tsuuna.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oh yeah, Happy Pride Month
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!!
I AM HOLDING A TRANS FLAG TO SAY:  HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!!
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
the pain is unbearable
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
thinking about this a lot today
tweet by joshcarlosjosh: 

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo

“lmao” said Gandalf, “well it has”
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
anyone else afraid of the pride month discourse. i think we're going to see some crazy shit this year lol
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
forgot to update on this but i got shitty tickets and immediately like almost immediately they list a second show in sf. paul banks when i Find You.
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, jesus
bas-relief of jesus with some other guy’s hand on his shoulder like the haus of decline panel
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 21/05/2026
Saw someone respond to the idea of DC statehood with “so should every major city be its own state?” and yeah don’t threaten me with a good time.
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
part of a gopher or squirrel skull, not too sure. found it near the lab
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Frame #3152 from 60sE39 a groobee fight
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Quaker Oats guy saying the quoted skeet
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Mature Web Crawler @dafoehead.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Non-binary Bon Jovi flow
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
people on twitter are having discourse about [checks notes] people on EBT getting to go to the Monterey Bay Aquarium for free 🫩
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Frame #874 from E59 Blocks in the Head
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
he is ordering panda express for dinner 🧍
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Frame #8932 from E19 Melon Felons
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/05/2026
wizard crossing a misty field captioned 

going home after saying weird shit
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I'm sorry guys I take back everything I said
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
found out that the wedding of a friend from grad school was over $40,000. lol. and that's a low ball estimate jfc. ours is shaping up to be about 8,000 and I already want to kms
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/04/2026
selecting the window seat and immediately closing the shade to protect my fellow passengers from witnessing the blasphemy of human flight
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
me and Alec
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
tomodachi
Mii versions of Shaquille O'Neal and Megamind side by side with hearts floating around, showing that they are sweetheartsMii versions of Jennifer Coolidge and Waluigi side by side, presented as being "good friends"
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
played the tomodachi life demo but still on the fence about getting the full game. rn it's just me, alec, and megamind on the island .
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
constipated again 😞 pray for me fam
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
bluesky cancelled me last week so I didn't get to show you guys the birthday cake I made for my husband
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Items in Games @itemsingames.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hot Dog Castlevania: Curse of Darkness (Playstation 2, 2005)
A picture of a hot dog in a bun covered in ketchup and mustard. The description reads (Sausage in bread. Great for eating and walking at the same time."
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I'm back bitches
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
alec got me these fuck ass glasses to help my carpal tunnel and eye strain and they work extremely well BUT i look like an idiot
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
we gotta send so many guys to the Hague
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sam @03460351.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
tectonic plates have got to stop moving in the middle of the night 🙎 near-M5 earthquake woke us up at 1:30 and I haven't been able to go back to sleep smfh
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I fully believe in my heart that Gavin Newsom is a pawn in a plot to keep the Overton window of American politics shifted permanently rightwards. The fact that he is being positioned as a Democratic front runner with these kinds of policies is absurd.
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