michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I named my penis Carlos when I was a teenager and it kinda stuck. 100 1
John Carpadam's The King @adamkingxv.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Who told you mine looks like that? 000 0
arcadus ☭ rage alt @weshoulddefinitely.killice.baby · 03/05/2026I hate Mr. Surprise! always interrupted me when I was doing presentations in front of the class 020 2
Slowloader @slowloader.bsky.social · 03/05/2026"You call that a surprise? That barely cocks my eyebrow!" (Pun intended) 010 1
Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I only started calling them that when the elastic gave out on my sweats 010 1
𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 03/05/2026Making sure I put a little hat and mustache on it 170 7
Dr. LurkHer 🇨🇦 @lurkher.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Only when they’re wearing a little hat and dapper moustache 000 0
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026media.tenor.coma man looking through a doorway at a framed picture of a game show called the price is rightALT: a man looking through a doorway at a framed picture of a game show called the price is right 000 0
