Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/12/2025THE FACT THAT ONE OF THE POP-TARTS CHOSE TO LIVE MAKES THE WHOLE THING WORSE SOMEHOW 221274160 0
Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Pop Tarts having free will is now college football cannon 0824 0
Jerico @jericojavier.bsky.social · 28/12/2025bsky.app/profile/jeri...Jerico@jericojavier.bsky.socialThe manhunt for Protein Strawberry throughout Seminole and Orange counties is sure to be gripping 0212 0
Tombo Ahi @tomboahi.bsky.social · 28/12/2025The only pop tart truly aware of its own mortality. 0121 0
Link Hogthrob @linkhogthrob.bsky.social · 28/12/2025media.tenor.comtwo men are sitting at a table with the words it 's become sentientALT: two men are sitting at a table with the words it 's become sentient 000 0
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 28/12/2025We were told this was their destiny! We were told this is what they wanted! WE WERE LIED TO! This is devastating. 1280 0
Aaron Allermann @mtvcdm.bsky.social · 28/12/2025It's the same one that kicked a prone Hot Fudge Sundae earlier in the game I pleaded for Slammin' Strawberry to get ejected but they left it in the game and now look what's happened 081 0
Jay @jdbatts79.bsky.social · 28/12/2025No, it doesn’t. They have free will. They can choose to die or choose to live. That should make you feel better about the whole thing 030 0
Tom🏈🏀🏇🍻 @tomaug22.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Disagree. Im intrigued for next yr already. Who are the ad wizards that came up with this one😀 000 0
justinsavage09.bsky.social @justinsavage09.bsky.social · 28/12/2025SLAMMIN STRAWBERRY WILL RETURN 0111 0
Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 28/12/2025now the corn syrup gods will not bless our harvest, for the sacrifice is incomplete 0194 0
Jonathan Monte @statboymonte.bsky.social · 28/12/2025The Pop Tarts Bowl somehow turned into the movie Apocalypto 050 0