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retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Tired: bring an iced coffee to a job interview. Wired: bring a box of coffee and a sleeve of cups for everybody in the room. If nobody wants any, drink directly from the box. If they change their mind AFTER you drink, give ‘em a cup of coffee. If they drink it, this person might be your soulmate.

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retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Humanity has invented 3 things: sticks, rocks, and dogs. Everything else is a variation on that. I am accepting questions at this time.

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retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I’ll eat anything except leftovers I specifically put in the fridge to eat later.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/03/2026

American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up

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retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I present the following statement for your consideration, summing up how I feel about the zeitgeist right now: Man, this is a real Pandora’s-upside-down-lawnmower-filled-with-infinite-worms we’re dealing with here.

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retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Um, actually, it’s spelled “theiy’re”

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retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Me going downhill, to the people coming uphill: turn around, it’s not worth it. Just a garbage view.

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retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Some of y’all might want to study up right quick. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekend...

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Weekend at Bernie's - Wikipedia

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retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

He’s probably undergoing some type of procedure this weekend. Like removing his heart to put it in an accursed jar, or something else involving a phylactery.

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retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

At its heart Ponyo is a movie about a woman, slightly estranged from her husband, who gave up her life as a Formula 1 racer and getaway driver for organized crime so she could raise her son on a lovely island. And then a 3’5” tall Eldritch horror came from the seafoam for a playdate. 10/10, so cute.

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Vidiots @vidiots.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

In a night of pure magic with the incomparable @thejoedante.bsky.social and some gremlin friends, we had the best time at our sold out screening of GREMLINS 2 on 35mm (big shout out to our projectionists who helped make the night so unforgettable)

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retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

We see this guy for the first time, and I go "Wait, your costume's all yellow? Guess we know why they call you the Wizzer!" This guy just says "Nope." “Well why DO they call you that?" “Because I'm gonna beat the piss outta you at superspeed." And then he beat the piss out of us at superspeed.

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retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Ever breathed in soda when you meant to drink it and had that painful-ass cough-snort? Yeah, I just did that with generic brown Listerine. I may never get sick again, if I survive this coughing fit.

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retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Just overheard a coworker talking about how they were upset they had to go to their kids’ game this weekend and couldn’t drink anything till they got home. When did this become a thing? My parents used to drink at kids games all the time. I didn’t even play sports.

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retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Apartment complex is having the fence replaced. You can tell they spared no expense on the crew because they’re wearing matching flip-flops to kick the old fence slats out.

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retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

My daughter just burst out laughing at me (her father) yesterday. “I’m glad you don’t use Chapstick like a man, but why do you put it on like you’re about to destroy someone’s life?” She still hasn’t been able to explain without laughing.

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retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

You ever bite your tongue so hard you wanna leave work and go home for the rest of the day? Because I just did.

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retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

I just overheard two women talking in the gym. One of them said “so here I am changing my password at 12:30 midnight!” and I just KNOW a man is involved in this story.

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retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

“Chicken Jockey” and “Water Bucket, Release!” being YELLED around my house has led me to this surprisingly wholesome hot take: The Minecraft Movie is gonna be this generation’s Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

The only thing they teach you in business school is that productivity goes up if you play the song "Powerhouse" by Raymond Scott on the factory floor

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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

I am no hero.

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retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Anime Cozy-Core Games: Here ya go youngster! Eat these mushrooms and drink some vinegar-ice water, that’ll perk you up. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to take off my mushroom hat and turn back into a nine-headed dragon. These fields won’t plow themselves, ya know! (happy dragon digging noises)

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retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

If you’re not pronouncing “boutique” as “booty-cue,” you’re missing out on one of life’s very few free pleasures.

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