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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Aaron is the one that cooled his phone in the swimming pool right?

Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

honestly I dont usually read them but like "editor's nightmare"? How? Is this editor just that big on doing her job forever and ever? Its the end, its fucking nothing, its a nice thing to do for Keith who helped the author with a flat tire

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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Annual reminder. Stack your candy corn in a cylinder for a DYI vagina dentata autumnal decoration.

Candy corn stacked in a cylinder with the teeth facing inwards. It is a vagina dentata pretending to be candy corn on the cob.

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

To give context, its slightly odd that he's never been in a wrestling promotion

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cleaning up shit doesn't bug me nearly as much as like looking down at a toilet seat and seeing a dusty print. How is your ass literally dusty

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Okay so you gotta call it something but received english is just... gotta call it something.

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Inside Tom Petty was a deeper darker Thomas Vindictive: You got a heart so big it could crush this town. GOOD!!! KILL THEM ALL

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So there are at least 2 non vulcan vulcans in Star Trek: Odo and Data. I guess Discovery has that cow guy

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

do NOT take an iced coffee to a job interview!!! qualified candidates bring a cooler of gatorade to dump on the interviewer

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fucking imagine being this motherfucker "Hey I'm a threat to you and I need to be stopped"

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My cynicism is such that I don't think Gattaca tech would happen because its cheaper to just kill crippled by vibe

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm not sure there's a point to giving a death date to American democracy but JD Vance's anticharisma ass getting elected would be a pithy one

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sleazbagino sold loosies outside a club until a cop told him to move along and then saw Mon Mothma once. I adore how inconsequential he is. His entire life in canon is things he wouldn't bring up because why would he

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I still hold that very few people want Diet Republican. I look around at Indiana and I dont know if we'll ever have a dem governor again. And like if theyre prolife, anti immigration and hates the poor? Why bother

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Oh la dee dah, Mr I remember where the keys are

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026

'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️

real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"

close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn

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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 17/09/2026

new cat just dropped!!! www.nbcnews.com/science/envi...

a photo of a little tiny leopard like cat
NBC news headline: New wild cat species is identified for first time in 100 years, researchers say

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

TEEN GIRL: *takes a selfie* NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps phone out of her hand* ducks don’t have lips

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Sushi at a gas station maybe a bad idea but like I dont understand sushi to go. Its not like solidly constructed

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

In knifest, in stabbiest night I'll cut you you son of a bitch Knife lantern's might

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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Since 2016, I have watched the party of compromise and pragmatism get their shit rocked regularly. And roll back, recede, until the next fight and you're lucky if they even a fire a shot. Then they apologize for being polarizing. Roll back, recede.

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Charlie Kirk had a very small face and a very big head. That was the joke. He was a fucking hatemonger with a face that was a subject of ridicule

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

So what am I doing here? Who was my mom? There was always a way with her, a proper and correct path to prosperity. This was separate from her Christianity. There was a grant, a scholarship, there was always someone somewhere that'd help and she'd hook you up

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"Say what you mean. " "Okay but what I'd I just use a really elastic metaphor and an apologetic tone."

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Escaping the coworker i dislike, not because I dislike him but there's a conversation I've decided is awkward. Is it really awkward? Dunno. I hit the emergency exit

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Make a band edible: What you want is a one person banda, a sharp knife, garlic salt an pepper.

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Look you're right i never read Starship Troopers but I know who Dick was and Dick was Starship Troopers and also his friend Heinlein was a fascist. It tore him up pretty bad

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Mykey+ still shuts down when I try add money to it

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The thing that I always think about when I think about Wily E Coyote is: That's Ralph are we never going to address that?

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I was talking shit about the Segway and like I always hold mobility aids at a distance because you will be sold so much shit that never helps. But like mobility aids that work are also hilarious sometimes. Like that stool you can put your stump on and wheel around the house

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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

What do you call an ad for a bagel and cream cheese

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The lace up body armor, priest collar, the high crown uncreased wide brim hat all kinda conspire to make this more costume than a cape and bat ears.

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The thing that sticks out for me about JD vance is: you were not sitting there fuming about welfare cheats while trying to process EBT. You were not sitting there saying to yourself "I should be bitch slapped more" while ringing up a motherfucker.

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Yeah its been Indiana policy for awhile that Gary gets fucked. Shit is vindictive

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Hasan Piker still isnt running for anything right? Is this just what the democrats do now? Run game against a twitch streamer?

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

BTW I finally got money on my indygo account throught the online portal

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hey cool that my key plus cares about me overspending so much that it just shits down at the notion of me sdding funds but I do kinda need funds added pretty soon

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Not to sound like an asshole to that psalms guy and I know reaping is a lot of work but like planting shit isnt fun

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Is "yall" performative? I mean like performative grief is bad because its emotionally manipulative. I don't know if yall is all that harmful of performance

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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 29/08/2026

uncanny resemblance

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Rabies is 100% fatal if untreated. Please help spread the word about the exposure at the Farm Adventures mobile petting zoo in North Carolina. The vaccine is incredibly effective and will save your life. Also…. Rabies at a petting zoo!?!? www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

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Four baby goats at mobile petting zoo in North Carolina test positive for rabies

The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services said the petting zoo held events involving children and elderly people between July 28 and Thursday.

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Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Okay so if i run out of blue t-shirts, I'll wear a black t-shirt and sing Black was the night, cold was the ground

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