Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Study in narcissistic hubris 101: The new White House "app" (spyware) labeled version 47.0.0 wants permission to track your location - every 4.5 minutes. Seriously. They think that passes as clever, or that it somehow 'owns the libs'. It's actually just cringe AF. Holy shit. 55904356
CMDR Clunie Foss @cluniefoss.bsky.social · 29/03/2026The maggot faithful have already signed up for it and allowed it full permissions. 110
Moggile Suit Vayeate @nomadicalien.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I hope North Korean hackers start stealing biometric data from this thing. Just to put the cherry 🍒 on top, ya know? 000
Resistance✊🏿✊🏽✊🏼Ri🇺🇦🇺🇸🚫🤴 @franksfreckles.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Idk why anyone would get a government app on their phone. Did any Gen X or millennial not tell their children about big brother, government over reach and control?! Smdh. 000
Alethic Avenger @alethicavenger.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I trust, and hope, the government knows where I am, exactly. But single figures is a little excessive.. 010
Mary @glmary.bsky.social · 29/03/2026MAGA wants what you have, your freedom, your rights, your possessions, your dignity. They want to control what you read, believe, see and do. 030
PacificNorthWexican 🌱 🫘💚🐼 it’s gonna take Amanda fix shit. @mandertang.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Going to be tracking their 20 MAGA diehard pedophiles on the daily. I know ZERO dems who will put this shit on their device….wonder how long before Apple decides to U2 users so Trump will be nicer to Tim Apple… 041
🐸Tradecraft Featuring Backyard Wildlife🐇🐿️🐟🦋🦆 @paranoia123.eurosky.social · 30/03/2026I might install that, rethink dns, pcapdroid and logcat reader on an old junk fone to see what i can see 010
🐸Tradecraft Featuring Backyard Wildlife🐇🐿️🐟🦋🦆 @paranoia123.eurosky.social · 29/03/2026I'm sure it would whine about Google Play Services being disabled long before it ever got to do this part 🤣 010
Sascha_Vykos2 @saschavykos.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I'm think I'm going back to landlines and paper maps fuck this. Or walking into the sea not sure which yet. 010
GingerSpice💙 @thedesertginger.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Let MAGA get spied on. No one with a coherent braincell would download that crap 1100
Tiger-Fred @tiger-fred.bsky.social · 29/03/2026The NSA already has tracking software embedded in every phone. They will track you constantly. Go back and review what Edward Snowden told us about that. 000
🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 29/03/2026you want scary? read the new TOS for TikTok. 0120
Føø 🥋 @dummkopf.me · 29/03/2026bsky.app/profile/dumm...Føø 🥋@dummkopf.me👀👀👀 "Profiles users extensively through OneSignal - tags, SMS numbers, cross-device aliases, outcome tracking, notification interaction logging, in-app message click tracking, and full user state observation." 161
Jenifer Marie Frost (NO DMs) 🇦🇪🇷🇺 @sekhmetnakt.bsky.social · 29/03/2026What leftist or liberal would be dumb enough to install this? 110
L D Mansker, PhD (TulsaGal) @ldmansker.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Started to say I don't have words ... but that's not true. There ARE words: Besides your two - as you say: Narcissistic. Hubris. Fuckery. Childishness. Buffoonery. They think we're all as stupid as they are (although I'm sure it'll be a BIG HIT WITH MAGA). 051
The Billiam @the-billiam.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Does this mean if I were (let's say) a dementia-addled President who installed this app on his phone, that an unsecured third party outside of (let's say) the US security apparatus would have up-to-date information of my location? 110
mikekenzie.bsky.social @mikekenzie.bsky.social · 29/03/2026The type of thing that will bring back the dark ages, Or or switch to graphene and Linux. 010
Ethan Landes @ethanlandes.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Credit where credit's due, they are coming up with some truly creative ways to profit off the presidency 000
LocNar1701 @locnar1701.bsky.social · 29/03/2026as with most things/all things with this administration, I have one word: Gross. 000
bluetothebone2.bsky.social @bluetothebone2.bsky.social · 30/03/2026A prototype captureware. Heinious. 010
A Hooded Stranger @ahoodedstranger.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Thing is - who's going to put that on their phone? Not the folks who don't trust Trump as far as he can throw them. This can only spy on the faithful. Why? 8231
Gonzo @gonzonorthwest.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Brought to you by the same MAGA GOP who are demanding billions in payouts for their phones having been targeted for evidence of complicity in J6. 070
RF_Dude Слава Україні 🇺🇦 @rfdude.bsky.social · 29/03/2026"Baboons with cell phones"... Oh, and car keys. I gotta up my day drinking game to even begin to cope with the sea of stupidity we're swimming in here. 070
pete @petetnt.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Criticism is due where it’s due and fuck the WH, but it’s important to note that the app cannot track you without asking for the permission and it doesn’t even have the permission to ask the permission 000
Stewart Tan @sstan99.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Mind-boggling why anyone would download the WH app or even the WH website... 🤯 150
Well Crafted Error Message Enjoyer @randomnoun7.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Goddamn this whole this is so cringy and pathetic. No other administration with even an ounce of dignity would do anything like this. But that’s the thing, Trump demands that everyone around him swallow their dignity to do his bidding because he personally never had any. 130
Anarchists Without Borders @anarchswoborders.bsky.social · 30/03/2026This is testing for something they hope to make mandatory for all, soon. 020
infosecgoat.bsky.social @infosecgoat.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Who is using it?? I don’t know anyone stupid enough to download that!! 110
drcoxsfantasies.bsky.social @drcoxsfantasies.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Who the fuck would install this on ANYTHING? 100
equlizer.bsky.social @equlizer.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Pope Leo XIV strongly declared that God rejects the prayers of leaders who initiate wars and have "hands full of blood".Amid the ongoing Iran war, he emphasized that Jesus is the "King of Peace" and cannot be used to justify violence,bloodshed,or war,calling for dialogue over conflict.media.tenor.coma painting of jesus with a dove and angels behind himALT: a painting of jesus with a dove and angels behind him 000
TheDuckCow @theduckcow.com · 29/03/2026Yes, nobody in their right mind would install this all. But here's the thing: At some point they will say or claim you can only get some benefit like a refund or voucher for self deportation or something through the app, so even knowing people might feel forced to install. 2343
TheBuzzedYeti @thebuzzedyeti.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Slapped together by a vibe coding 19 year old very likely 1141
GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 29/03/2026"The White House, Executive Office of the President" app in the Google Play Store has no indication of a download count, so probably too small to display without embarrassment, a whopping 696 reviews, no doubt by paid trolls, and, well whaddaya know, it's rated at "4.7". Childishly subtle. [==*==] 000
Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 29/03/2026bsky.app/profile/leoc...Leo Conles@leoconles.bsky.socialThere are people who believe they can survive the worst situations only because they have the best and most expensive gear, even when they don't have the experience, the knowledge, or the wits to do it... 010
Steve Baty (He/him) @docbaty.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I don't know if it might be better or worse to consider that this was all the idea of some of the sycophants surrounding Trump, and not Trump's own narcissism at work. 010
Shimanti | Human Consequences @humanconsequences.com · 29/03/2026And someone somewhere will sign away their own rights. Probably a MAGAt or two. 061
𝓔𝔁𝓬𝓵𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓜𝓾𝓰𝔀𝓾𝓶𝓹 @excludedmugwump.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Does it automatically add the user to Pete Hegseth's chat on Signal, too? 020
Tekchip @tekchip.hathouse.us · 29/03/2026Technical breakdown of the app here. blog.thereallo.dev/blog/decompi...blog.thereallo.devI Decompiled the White House's New AppThe official White House Android app has a cookie/paywall bypass injector, tracks your GPS every 4.5 minutes, and loads JavaScript from some guy's GitHub Pages. 49021
Drewewewew @drewdat.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Wait until it’s mandatory on every phone sold in the US. 000