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Leo Conles

@leoconles.bsky.social
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Benevolent sociopath 😇 • Sometimes a writer • Immigration Paralegal & Consultant when I need to eat • Lousy gardener • Loving father of two teenagers 🥴

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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder if someone other than Trump, thought this was a good idea. He looks so weak and defeated! The black and white make it look like old footage, and he is there all alone, with the voiceover of his own words that now sound like irony ("We'll fight the warmongers"!). What an idiot!
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nothing to see here, just your usual failed terror plot. Move on!
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mystery solved by Pete Hegseth: Iran War's disastrous results caused not by depletion of weapons and lack of planning, but by American troops' low testosterone levels! 🤡
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/09/2026
He fucked it up so badly they had to explain it with crayons.
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Look at the man who used to mock Biden calling him "Sleepy Joe." He looks so awake! So alive!
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Canada... WHY???
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Question: If Trump leaves the Saudis hanging against the Houthis, after the Saudis invested BILLIONS in the Trump family and their dirty businesses... How are they going to take it? What do you think could happen to the Trumps if the Saudis feel fooled or betrayed? 🤔
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ok Joe, here's the plan: Record a super emotional goodbye message to be played once you're gone, about democracy, your family and being president. Something that makes everyone cry... And then die, like one or two weeks before the Midterms, to fuel a blue tsunami. Your country needs it
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And he was rescuing people with his team on 9/11 until firefighters forced him to evacuate, and another big fat $5000 dividend check is coming soon to your wallet, along with the DOGE and Tariffs Dividends!! 🐼
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People so old and demented should only be allowed to be presidents of the United States. Nuke codes and all! 🐼
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Only in Pedostan this could be considered normal or socially acceptable. This is not freedom. This is madness.
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Only in Pedostan this could be considered normal or socially acceptable. This is not freedom. This is madness.
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
-Hey Donald, are prices ever coming down? -Nope, but look at me beating Hulk Hogan! 🤡
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
AfD won in Germany. That's bad. So have this German duck. The duck is good.
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
U.S.A! U.S.A.! 🐼 #1 in Delusion!
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hugging Face: "We are the first victims of Skynet! The AI has become so advanced and dangerous that it broke through all our systems. Why would we lie? We swear on Snoopy!" News today: Nvidia buys Hugging Face for $13B dollars The AI bubble keeps growing. There will be chaos when it bursts.
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh, this is good! 😆
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In a show of unabated patriotism, Donald Trump has announced that from now on, every lake in the US is Lake America, every river is River America, and the Pacific and Atlantic ocean will be both known as the American Ocean. So much winning!!
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Conservative "Logic" These guys are fucking idiots!! 😅
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Want to hear a joke? Hakeem Jeffries meets in secret with Jared Kushner. A couple days later, Jared Moskowitz was appointed as the top Democrat on the House's Middle East and North Africa Subcommittee. What's the joke? America and the Democratic Party
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hey, wanna hear a secret? "Centrist" Democrats are actually right-wingers.
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David Tennant's Secret Message
ALT: David Tennant's Secret Message
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is the graphic the CIA doesn't want you to know 🐼
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh, Americans!
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hey Donald, are you scared of Iran, maybe? 😅
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Current American tactics versus Iranian drones. Maybe if they just throw another Trillion dollars at their defense contractors, they will find a better solution!
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
And this is how you win the cultural battle in the United States of Lead Poisoned Brains ^^
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What's going to happen in America the day you realize that Trump actually lost in 2024, and that it was Israel who tweaked the numbers?
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Spain's government has the harshest position in Europe against Israel's ongoing genocide, and now suddenly this happens. Aren't coincidences something amazing? www.yahoo.com/news/world/a...
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Spain sends over 25,000 migrants back to Morocco from Ceuta; dozens dead
The president of Ceuta, Juan Jesús Vivas, estimated that 60,000 migrants had entered the enclave from Morocco and said that at least 34 people had died.
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Damn! The "best" jet fighter of the whole world just keeps crashing! Thank goodness they only cost $100M per unit 🐼 www.cbsnews.com/news/f-35-fi...
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F-35 fighter jet crashes near San Diego Marine Corps base, sparking fire
An aerial photo shows a smoking F-35 fighter jet next to scorched vegetation in a field at Marine Corps Air Station Miramar.
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Wake up, sheeple 🥸
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Pete was so happy to finally meet the real president of the USA!
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
When lying, go big or go home! 🐼 (And yes, he said that)
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
American Politics: An Allegory
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Soon to join Mitch at "the hospital" 🐼
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The House Democrats now want to investigate Epstein's connections with foreign governments, on the "slight" suspicion that he may had been a foreign agent (Mossad said No shit!). Meanwhile, another one of his former associates suddenly died. Nothing fishy at all...
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Well, it's not like they did 9/11... No, wait... 🤔😦
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Now it's up to the Senate. America, say goodbye to your independence and national security
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
American politics in a nutshell ^^
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Why does the US president look like a bag of garbage?? 🐼
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It'll be funny when Trump's revelations about election vulnerabilities lead to people finding out that he didn't win 2024 election, because that election was actually rigged. And which country had the technology to do it, and immensely benefitted from Trump's presidency?
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Welp... Trumporrhea it is, then! #Trumporrhea
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A life without the USA is possible. Dump that bum, Europe! 🐼 www.defensenews.com/global/europ...
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9 nations back Ukraine’s Patriot alternative, Freyja — and want it flying in a year
Ballistic missiles are the one threat Ukraine can't stop with a weapon it makes itself.
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is the future Liberals want. Our hips don't lie!
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
ALERT: Fraud in Colombia. Israel and the US would be involved in an electronic fraud scheme to put the far-right candidate in the presidency of this country. Transfer of power has been stopped, and this could lead to a civil war in a country neighboring the already US-intervened Venezuela.
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Leo Conles @leoconles.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A Fourth of July miracle? 🐼
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