Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 21/06/2025When your phone is done charging it should eject from the cable like a toaster 42132483
ThatGirlThatLivesThere @cricketscraft.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Except every time it ejected, I'd have 4 cats jumping 5 feet straight in the air. I don't think their little hearts could handle that. 000
moominpapa.bsky.social @moominpapa.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Your toaster ejects from a cable?Sounds dangerous. 000
dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 23/06/2025If u want it to be unsettling and a bit violent u could model it on a mechanism from an old VHS tape player 000
jazzrat2000 AKA Bonsai anonymous @jazzrat2000.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I don't think I want that because I'd be driving in the my phone would eject right out the window... It's happened 010
tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 22/06/2025the toaster ejects from what now 010
Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 23/06/2025I seem to remember that my first cell phone had to be unplugged when it was fully charged, and it pinged to tell you it was done. It was annoying AF because you couldn’t just plug it in and wander off or fall asleep. But I like your idea. 000
Lucy Kemnitzer @lucykemnitzer.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Mine ejects from the cable every 30 seconds done or not 060
Raging Spirit @ragingspirit.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I'd just like it to be 50% thicker and have twice the battery capacity. The race for the thinnest phone was a mistake. 050
Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 22/06/2025But what if you want your phone just toasted lightly or like fully blackened? 000
ishyamo @ishyamo.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I also want it to make a funny, little tune - like the way Samsung Washing Machines do when they’ve finished a wash …(I know, I know, there’s probably an iOS shortcut for that) 030
Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I like the idea but let’s refine it somemedia.tenor.coma man wearing a helmet is driving a plane .Alt: a man wearing a helmet is driving a plane . 000
Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I need everyone replying in earnest to stop and consider that they're trying to apply logic to a post that literally just says "When your phone is done charging it should eject from the cable like a toaster" 3411
🟡⚪🟣⚫ Key @key9107.bsky.social · 22/06/2025www.youtube.com/watch?app=de... not exactly what you said but it is toaster shaped 🤷youtube.comThis toaster-looking gadget boosts your phone’s battery in seconds. #CESYouTube video by The Verge 030
Chenoe Hart @chenoehart.bsky.social · 21/06/2025There definitely should be a satisfying click sound involved. 040
Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 21/06/2025there should be explosive bolts and a burst of gas like an eva disengaging its umbilical tether. 020
MM 🫘 @melster67.bsky.social · 22/06/2025May it emits a warm poptart scent, like a poptart popping up from a toaster. Enable a selection of Multiple poptart flavors.media.tenor.coma cartoon illustration of a toaster with the words hello written above itALT: a cartoon illustration of a toaster with the words hello written above it 020
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Across the room and under the sofa. 010
Michelle Markel @michelle1markel.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Coming soon on temu: a catcher’s mitt specifically designed for this 010
Derryl Murphy @derrylm.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Remember to use Bagel Mode so it doesn’t do both sides. 010
Resident Weevil @rickafterdark.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I've never been been happier about contributing the 1,000th Like. 010
Joy Makes Monsters - General Art Goblin! @joymakesmonsters.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Would we get a warning ping first, or would it just get yeeted? Because the second one would be funnier. 010
Matthew Newell 🇺🇦 @matthewnewell.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Ah, no. You go to bed at 2200 and you put your phone on charge. It's fully charged at midnight. The cable is ejected and you are getting up at 0800. That's 8 hours of it discharging. In fact the battery level is one of the ways your phone lies to you. In that scenario, if the phone was plugged in 100
Understimulated at rest (delayed retirement arc) @jmshghtwr.bsky.social · 22/06/2025It should eject with a *ping* sound 040
buster skeetin @busterskeetin.bsky.social · 21/06/2025ah, but does the phone eject from the cable, or does the cable eject from the phone? 🤔 000
