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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

tornado sirens are going off in WI which signals to us we should all go outside and look 🧐 🌪

dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

spoiler: he cheated on his wife 🙏 We Talked To An Owner Of One Of Those Christian Men-Only Gyms That Are Going Viral www.huffpost.com/entry/men-on...

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We Talked To An Owner Of One Of Those Christian Men-Only Gyms That Are Going Viral

Who knew yoga pants could be so triggering?

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

people throwing away emojis like they were throwing away their black spatulas due to mis-info 😔

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

All of Mitch's horses, And all his creepy men, Couldn't prop his vegetative body in front of that confederate flag again.

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Seinfeld show dream sequence with Jerry, Kramer and Neumann as the 3 wiseman at the birth of jesus: Jerry standing awkwardly over the slimey fresh born baby jesus and says to joseph: "so, how was the sex?" Kramer: 😬 Neumann: 🤓 Joseph: "never had it" Jerry: "that's fine..."

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I can't believe Alex Jones is dead, splat.

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

this chud gets a brake check 💯 🤫

Obscenely massive jacked up pickup truck towering over an ebike

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

(allegedly) in the heat of the ~1348 London area Plague outbreak, they plucked live chickens' butt areas then tied the live chicken butt to the affected human skin area leading to negative, rather than the hoped for positive, outcomes for chicken and human.

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Wow, Mitch McConnell is doing the 2,200 Applalachian Trail, solo, living entirely off grid and off the land. Very impressive for a dead guy!

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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Ive decided to sue myself in Federal Court for spilling so much coffee and not ever learning from those spill mistakes. Sad.

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The puppies Penn & Teller, and Richard @rdaily.medsky.social · 02/08/2026

Pro tip for photos of your dog

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

We'll see if the bottom left plants have time to take root before either fish nose-spears them loose...

Fish aquarium with a pearl fish and a gold fish and live plants scattered

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Just took my ebike for a good rogering in the pouring rain. Good puddles. 🌧

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I unintentionally created a zombie de-neutralizer. Club them then use the pointy end for the final 🧠 plunge.

DIY soldering iron holder made of scrap parts with a sharp wooden triangle and screws on the other end like a Triceritops

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

There's only 1 type of chair that can save civilization, and brunch...

Old school wooden chair with lattice seat

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

there's no way around it, killer wales are dicks. they beat up the tuna because they're dicks. launching a baby seal or penguin for any reason is objectively a dick move, apex predator or not.

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I predict our knee jerk reaction to spiders in the shower vs random people on the street will have done a complete polar reversal by july 27 at 6pm.

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

🎶 "Members of the audience it is my pleasure to introduce, and please put your hands together for, EXPLOSIVE-d!!!" 🎶

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

"Too many liberals today have not had their guns stolen from their unlocked car and..."

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

A true secretary of war would inject our troops with molten steel! Sad.

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

So far I've catcalled these ducks, 1 subaru impreza, a Harley which isn't my preferred body type but cool, and a Honda rebel 300 which aren't as cool as the newer upright forks bit definitely a fun bike.

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

dude just walked out of the library, fired up a massive harley, Pulp Fiction style, then tore right past the front door and IT'S STILL A LIBRARY IN HERE!

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Holy shit the b in dumb isn't even silent if you think about it!

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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Dog figuring out a water toy: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The only swear word that slipped while teaching driver's ed for 7 years was fuck. A now 20 something chud firefighter was in the back complaining of dizziness. I began describing GTA mission 'fly helicopter to make bad guys sick' and he vomited out the window all over the side of the car. 🤣

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

What if trump's stupid ass spent most of his life thinking Dum-Dum candy suckers was how to spell "dumb" hence the "all lot of people don't know dumb has a b at the end and it's silent" idiocy.

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Oh my god they threw lindsey graham's corpse in the reflecting swamp that's creepy!

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Public pools will look like the reflecting swamp.

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Mitch McConnell's career is on life support.

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Im here to pedal some wares which I think means sell stuff. So, I'm here to sell stuff.

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

"The brontasaurous was as heavy as a 747..." Dude, I've never lifted a 747 but I've lifted bags of frozen peas so how many bags of frozen peas?

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Not a care in the world, except for generalized anxiety disorder that is. 🫠

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

when you need Chinese takeout but it's monday

painting showing a very disappointed person holding arm of another sad person and behind them both a creep with angel wings waving their hands in the air

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Sometimes life throws a curveball and you have to sit upright instead of in a reclined position.

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

im glad charlie kirk can stop worrying about non-dude pilots

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

"one massive bowl of trix cereal please kind server. and instead of low-fat milk, let's go with high-fat milk extra fat"

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

conservative christians are the hissing cockroaches of the wider cockroach community

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

essentially, trump is a far less handsome version of Brendan Fraser's character in the movie "Bedazzled"

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

If I ever get married in a billion dollar spectacle my wedding speech will be an hours long philibuster marathon kaleidoscope of all known relationship clichés and low hanging fruit marriage jokes...fyi

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Ive seen this play out before...😬

Krang from TMNT pictured and honestly resembles mitch mconnel now that I look at the cartoon closely

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💥Richard with an💥R @rbwaltonthereal.com · 05/07/2026

Question: My child won't eat meat. What can I replace it with? Answer: A dog. Dogs love meat.

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

*theyre also shaped like mini spaceships

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I like that when some people talk about Finn (of Billie, not the dog who does on your mark, get set, go - of facebook) they sort of pretend he's a familiar, close personal social group cornerstone. "I really like Finn, beautiful pianist and down to earth." We don't even know if he uses turn signals!

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dogs and cats @coffeedrinker.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

fyi the 3:30am birds clocked at 2:52

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