JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 13/06/2025The weather forecast is calling for thunderstorms and possible flooding during Trump’s small-in-the-pants parade tomorrow, and if it’s wrong to take tremendous joy from that, then I don’t wanna be right. 2102606267
🌸MEL~🦋💅🐈⬛🐕🐎♒️ @xxpatjinx.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Aw, will he call out so his "hair" doesn't get wet? 😂 020
Wild Canadian🇨🇦 @wildcanadian.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I’m totally wrong, cause traitor tot deserves to have his fake state parade flooded out, with zero attendance. What he deserves even more is a prison cell in El Salvador. That would be the ultimate bday present we could give him and all feel good about. 000
M.K.McDaniels @mkmcdaniels.bsky.social · 13/06/2025You would think God isn't happy with the fake Christian! 010
Sharon Lawler @smclawler.bsky.social · 13/06/2025We are praying for rain , thunder and lightening in DC. So far, flooding is forecast for tonight. 061
Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 13/06/2025So he can count the Pope and Mother Nature as his enemies. Great work there! 😂 0151
Slappy Squirrel @slappysquirrel2000.bsky.social · 13/06/2025someone, hand the orange child molester a lightning rod tomorrow. 000
Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 13/06/2025“Please rain frogs. Please rain frogs…”media.tenor.coma baby is dancing in front of a large screen with a picture of a woman on itALT: a baby is dancing in front of a large screen with a picture of a woman on it 3673
katt84.bsky.social @katt84.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Awww he’ll miss the parade if it rains… you know he can’t operate an umbrella. Besides, it’s all those suckers n losers again anyway….. 000
Sergeant Swamp💙 @1toughguy2.bsky.social · 13/06/2025All the more reason to stay away from DC, it could be a complete flop and your absence will magnify that. 000
EricaJones @onegrumpygoose.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Didn’t MTG claim the weather is controlled? Well then I hope whoever has the buttons for Saturday pushes the right ones. ⚡️ ⛈️ 💨 🌧️ ☔️ ⚡️ 000
jcs77.bsky.social @jcs77.bsky.social · 14/06/2025What's he going to do about his precious hair do? He just hates to get it wet for any reason. If it rains I hope it's just in one spot...right over his head.🤣 000
RosieTheRiveter @r0siether1veter.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Americans will still be taking to the streets all across the country and there won't be anything else eating up the news cycle other than millions of pissed off protestors. 000
godwinhews.bsky.social @godwinhews.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Y’know, America has had such horrible storm weather lately that the thought of a sudden flash flood washing through DC and submerging billions of $ in military equipment in the streets seems as likely as not But don’t worry: if there’s damage, the winners will still be military contractors…as usual 000
Missy Hubbard @missy-ubermom.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I’m hoping lightening strikes with surgical accuracy!🤷🏻♀️😎 090
Erick A. @erickabad.com · 13/06/2025I'm not religious and don't pray. Today I will try and go outside and yell at every Deity willing to listen and say "Make it Rain DAMMIT!!!" 000
SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 13/06/2025The US military doesn't go out when it's raining? 100
🏴☠️🧜♀️💙Laurie💙🧜♀️🏴☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 13/06/2025We were talking about this last night. And we laughed & laughed & laughedmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit is laughing and pointing at the camera ..ALT: a man in a suit is laughing and pointing at the camera .. 000
Peace @marymarta.bsky.social · 13/06/2025There IS a God. It will be sunning where the Pope and protests are. Don’t attend DC parade. BOYCOTT parade. 010
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Praying for a massive lightning strike 24510
Babciahouse @baciahouse.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I'm praying for hail. Golf ball size hail that pelts them all.😊🙏 000
silenceredux.bsky.social @silenceredux.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Oh goody. Maybe we'll all get to see Melania's nipples again! 000
❌👑 aren’t we all antifa? @rappacord.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Gotta love Mother Nature! She’s obviously not a fan of MAGA! 010
Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 14/06/2025bsky.app/profile/peng...Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️🌈@penguinitoguate.bsky.social🤞🏻 020
destiny-plus.bsky.social @destiny-plus.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Donnie will wish he still had “Stormy” Daniels in his life 😂😂😂😂 010
falalala50.bsky.social @falalala50.bsky.social · 13/06/2025OH YOU’VE MADE MY DAY…I’ve been hoping, wishing and praying for such a forecast!!! WooHoo!!🎉 000
Frank Grimes IV @frankgrimesiv.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I will be very please to see it very literally "rain on his parade." 080
Roxy 🇨🇦 @roxy9999.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Since he couldn’t attend a 100th anniversary memorial ceremony at a WWI cemetery in France due to rain, am I to assume he won’t be in attendance for the parade? 010
Sloane11 @sloan11.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Apparently even the Universe allows for only so much bullshit. 000
JinxZod SWGOH @jinxzodswgoh.bsky.social · 13/06/2025We can only hope it gets rained out. That would be a great fitting to the end of the day. I really do feel the protests across the country on the 14th will be larger and louder then before. 020
moonbeamsassafrass @moonbeamsassafrass.bsky.social · 13/06/2025And if a sinkhole right beneath his throne were to open; that would add a nice touch to the festivities also. 120
UnHipCat @unhipcat.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I pray it rains and presents him with two bad choices: 1) justify siting in the rain at his birthday parade while refusing to go to Aisne-Marne during a drizzle 2) justify making the military conduct a birthday parade for for him and pass-in-review to an empty review stand because it’s raining. 000
cmaxmost.bsky.social @cmaxmost.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Apparently, God still has a sense of humor 000
JLSRPH @jlsrph481.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Maybe one of those tank crews will zero in on Trump in the grandstands and give him another ear to bandage….probably wouldn’t be an investigation afterwards this time either! 000
Ann W. Smith @aws-55.bsky.social · 13/06/2025media.tenor.coma poster for the musical louisiana shows a man in the rain looking upALT: a poster for the musical louisiana shows a man in the rain looking up 000
peninsulaguy1.bsky.social @peninsulaguy1.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I’m an aetheist but I’m starting to believe in god 😁 000
Laura @mommapenguin.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I'm right with you. I am so happy that it might thunderstorm and it's going to be nasty. I just feel bad for the soldiers that are forced to March in it. And any protesters who are going to show up. I feel bad that they may get soaked. But I have a feeling they wouldn't mind it 000
whatsit2you.bsky.social @whatsit2you.bsky.social · 13/06/2025A hard rain's gonna fall. Hopefully, in more ways than one. 010
Wolfgang Beck 🇨🇦 @wolf-beck.bsky.social · 13/06/2025m.youtube.com/watch?v=T5al...m.youtube.comBob Dylan - A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall (Official Audio)YouTube video by BobDylanVEVO 010
reallydebl.bsky.social @reallydebl.bsky.social · 13/06/2025“If schadenfreude is wrong, I don’t wanna be right” The Rod Stewart cover is great 000
marcshaw16.bsky.social @marcshaw16.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Got odds on whether they cancel because nobody shows up (who isn't paid or ordered to) and say it "deep concern for public safety"? 000
ozwax @deniscleary.bsky.social · 13/06/2025As JoJo should know, being fromJerz as I am, they have lost all ability to forecast the weather in the mid Atlantic. Sadly there is no one on the planet who knows what the weather is going to be in DC tomorrow—least of all the meteorologists. 000
Joanne💋💙🌈 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇸 @jomommafromtwitter.bsky.social · 13/06/2025That makes my heart smile. ⛈️ 🌩 No way Tin Soldier boy gets his head ferret wet. Draft dodging coward should be shunned not celebrated. Bring on the karma. 😈🤞🤞media.tenor.comelmo is standing in front of a cloudy sky with lightningALT: elmo is standing in front of a cloudy sky with lightning 120
Dawn D @proudmanckiwi.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I can only see chance of flooding until 2am then just cloudy and a warm 27 deg for Saturday. No mention of thunderstorms. But would be great if it did. 000
Kaisarion Kaiser @kaisarionkaiser.bsky.social · 13/06/2025If only…media.tenor.coma large waterfall is coming down the side of a building .ALT: a large waterfall is coming down the side of a building . 130
Jim Syrett @jsyrett.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I'm hoping we don't get rained on here for our #NoKings protest 000
Sherrie Van @sherriebabybsky.bsky.social · 13/06/2025media.tenor.coma silhouette of a person falling into a hole with a blue backgroundALT: a silhouette of a person falling into a hole with a blue background 000
Brian Rosenworcel @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social · 13/06/2025there will be an air of sadness and zero feelings of triumph. what a waste of taxpayer dollars 0170
K80 @kroncronk.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Girl, I live here….it is not wrong. We all will gladly give up a summer Saturday for his little fragile ego parade to be ruined.here.itHere.it - By Ideattiva 000
bosblu61.bsky.social @bosblu61.bsky.social · 13/06/2025They will have to keep Trump under cover out of the rain,much like the wicked witch from the Wizard of Oz,if Trump gets wet he will melt. Or at least all that face putty will. 000
Lyndsor 🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🎸🐱🇬🇱🏊🫘 @skinnypool.bsky.social · 13/06/2025You are amongst millions taking joy in this forecast, Jojo .. Canada is doing a rain ☔ dance for ya'll.. Torrents of rain and let's throw in locusts for good measure 😄 2293
Daredevil @therealdaredevil.bsky.social · 13/06/2025media.tenor.coma stormy sky over a body of water with the letter s on the bottom rightALT: a stormy sky over a body of water with the letter s on the bottom right 130
Joe "I'm a Zeppo Marxist" Bacon @josephebacon.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Oh if the Big G sends a tornado that's a cherry on the cake! 010
✌️Bob ☮ (Old Man Hippy)💙 @oldmanhippy.com · 13/06/2025I live in the area, and it will not be pleasant to have torrential downpours and tornadoes Tomorrow... but hey, I'm all for it. I can hunker down for a day. 1150
mamalachef @mamalachef.bsky.social · 13/06/2025How about a well-placed lightning strike from the rain gods above? 😈 051
furtivephilologist.bsky.social @furtivephilologist.bsky.social · 13/06/2025media.tenor.coma man is praying with his eyes closed and the words `` dear lord baby jesus '' above him .ALT: a man is praying with his eyes closed and the words `` dear lord baby jesus '' above him . 000
𝙒𝙖𝙧 𝙈𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟼™ @warmachine2025.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Just don't fucking watch it. Don't pay it .000001% of attention to it. IGNORE IT. 000
Know your enemy @know-your-enemies.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Here's hoping for some softball size hail too! 290
Darren Burgos @darrenburgos.bsky.social · 13/06/2025And I’m sure Trump already asked the military to ignite a bomb in the sky to disperse the clouds. 😂 The most predictable asshole on planet earth. 141
nwhawkeye.bsky.social @nwhawkeye.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Maybe Donnie should ask DeSantis if he can borrow his boots? 1190
deannawiener.bsky.social @deannawiener.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I’m praying it’s a BIG BEAUTIFUL STORM.. THE BEST THATS EVER STORMED. 👏 000
David @davidicw.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I hope it pours., cbwrong.blogspot.com/2025/06/some...cbwrong.blogspot.comI Could Be Wrong. 000
Sabrina @ckulater.bsky.social · 13/06/2025media.tenor.coma cat is holding an umbrella in the rain with a dog behind it .ALT: a cat is holding an umbrella in the rain with a dog behind it . 010
Crazy Septuagenarian Canadian Creative! @rickbeneteau.bsky.social · 13/06/2025And may the Abrams tanks leading the fiasco create massive sinkholes on Constitution Ave. as soon as it starts and into which the rest of the tanks slide into blocking and ending the parade before it even got started. Worldwide laughter ensues! 010
dc-lagirl.bsky.social @dc-lagirl.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Where’s the wicked witch of the west when we need her. And her monkeys 000
Eric the Blue @erictheblue.bsky.social · 13/06/2025How weak of a leader do you have to be to throw a military parade on your birthday? 150
Angela @angelasambataro.bsky.social · 13/06/2025It’s good for protesters also, they won be assaulted as the 🍊🤡 was hoping, 000
Drifter @vencuyan.bsky.social · 13/06/2025It’s not enough. Mother Nature can do better. I wanna see hail the size of golf balls and swarms of locusts 000
TheyCallMeStacey @atraceofstace.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I’d like to see it rain just enough to f-ck up his hair 000
Hard2BGreene @hard2bgreene.bsky.social · 13/06/2025And if we've learned anything from conservatives it's that weather during an event is God's judgement. 000
Ellie @cubsforthewin2016.bsky.social · 13/06/2025media.tenor.comkermit the frog is talking on a phone with the words do you have a sharpie below himALT: kermit the frog is talking on a phone with the words do you have a sharpie below him 020
DystopianHostage @dystopianhostage.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I hope lighting strikes and wind howls👍🏼 000
ASSessment Bureau @360black.bsky.social · 14/06/2025MOTHER NATURE IS UNDEFEATED!!!!!!!media.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt and red tie is standing in front of a sign that says still undefeatedALT: a man in a blue shirt and red tie is standing in front of a sign that says still undefeated 000
Your Old English Teacher @youroldteacher.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I would prefer a sunny day failure, so there are no excuses for Trump and Republicans. We also don't want the weather to discourage No Kings protestors. 000
kellylmaki.bsky.social @kellylmaki.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Weather prediction for Washington, DC from the day before through the week after Trump’s inane parade 020
cyborg87.bsky.social @cyborg87.bsky.social · 14/06/2025So people should just go to a museum or a f**king YouTube video to see examples of the gear U.S. G.I.s have used throughout the history of the Army. 000
lynntotheg.bsky.social @lynntotheg.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Girl, I have been making sure it’s raining on Sunday for 3 days now. 🤣 000
Dr. Merri 🐸 @merri24.bsky.social · 13/06/2025For the first time in my life, I’m praying for a hurricane to touchdown in a very targeted area. And it can’t hurt anyone who lives on Capitol Hill, I’m a former resident. 120
ReMarkable @remarkable59.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I guess all those Maga religious fanatics who talk to God are taking the day off 000
It's Good To Be Woke @shirlsurely.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Here's to Mother Nature unleashing her full fury, thunder, lightning, hailstones, torrential rains. Yes, indeed, let it RAIN on his parade, nobody is more deserving. Then he can go away & cry if he wants to.... 010
Kris F @rgrhelper.bsky.social · 13/06/2025The army has strict lightning policies around soldiers outdoor activities. Hoping they enforce them 110
itsjustgary.bsky.social @itsjustgary.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Everybody available should go to that and stand in the street and not move. Thousands of people blocking the parade. It would take hours to arrest them all. 010
🌊 BostonPops 🌊 @stevevt26.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Wet wig alert! There's panic in the Whitehouse. 010
flamingo49.bsky.social @flamingo49.bsky.social · 13/06/2025It’s just fine to be joyful for a deluge of rain in DC tomorrow! 🤞 000
PaganPlanet @paganplanet.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Hi all. I just took a USA Today poll about Trump’s military parade this weekend. There’s a link to the article that takes you to it. Let your voices be heard and your feelings known. I sure did. www.yahoo.com/news/support...yahoo.comDo you support President Trump's military parade? Take our poll. | OpinionTrump is celebrating the Army's 250th anniversary – and the president's 79th birthday – with a parade in DC on June 14. Do you support it? Tell us. 040
BeaglesResist❌👑Release the trump-epstein files @beaglesresist.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Thor has a chance to do something really funny on 6/14/2025. 140
Annie @anniemluke.bsky.social · 13/06/2025That’s exactly what I’ve been hoping & praying for. And I don’t feel bad AT ALL. 010
LibArtie @artie502.bsky.social · 13/06/2025media.tenor.coma man holding an umbrella in the rain in front of a mahout storeALT: a man holding an umbrella in the rain in front of a mahout store 000
Weshlovrcm @weshlovrcm.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Cue "(If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don't Want To Be Right" by Luther Ingram, honey! 000
Lisa (SoldierGirl)💔🤍💙 💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊 @soldiergirl.bsky.social · 13/06/2025That would be a big beautiful storm, like he's never seen before!! 020
Dave845 @dave845.bsky.social · 13/06/2025media.tenor.comsnoopy is holding a broom and saying `` we need to rain dance hard '' .ALT: snoopy is holding a broom and saying `` we need to rain dance hard '' . 000
bobbiredsox.bsky.social @bobbiredsox.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I've been checking the weather forecast daily! 000
Tarheel Blue Devil @tarholes.bsky.social · 13/06/2025the mushroom may be small-in-the-pants but the diaper is large and loaded 010
Resist these morons! 🏴 to 🇺🇸 @hughjacks-again.bsky.social · 13/06/2025The government controls the weather, is that how it goes? 000
PM Scott-Hillman @pmh58.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Only problem is that the weather gives him a convenient excuse for no-one turning up. Empty stands on a beautiful warm sunny day would be far harder for them to brush off. 000
choochmanicotti.bsky.social @choochmanicotti.bsky.social · 13/06/2025media.tenor.coma young boy is sitting in front of a man covering his face with his hands .ALT: a young boy is sitting in front of a man covering his face with his hands . 000
Fathead @fullerray.bsky.social · 13/06/2025May the skies unleash, right after the No Kings events are completed. And as possible can someone send around pictures of Taco’s hairdo? 041
Andres Martinez @andresh53.bsky.social · 13/06/2025media.tenor.comsnoopy is holding a broom and saying `` we need to rain dance hard '' .ALT: snoopy is holding a broom and saying `` we need to rain dance hard '' . 000
Marilyn @mhuckfeldt.bsky.social · 13/06/2025It wouldn’t hurt my feelings if it rained on his parade. 010
Zigster 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @ziggy66.bsky.social · 13/06/2025My hope is for this with no actual damage just a cancellation of his little North Korean parade…media.tenor.coma man wearing a life jacket is riding a bike through a flooded street .ALT: a man wearing a life jacket is riding a bike through a flooded street . 000
Have the t @havethet.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I have become so petty because of his pettiness. I'm OK with that. 010
RichP86 @richp86.bsky.social · 13/06/2025www.yahoo.com/news/trump-g...yahoo.comTrump Given Bad Weather News About His Birthday Tank ParadePresident Donald Trump’s upcoming $45 million parade will most likely get rained on, according to current weather forecasts. As of Wednesday, the National Weather Service has predicted that there is a... 000
Brendan #NoKings @brendanvonbon.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Rain dancing in solidarity with the true natives of this land.media.tenor.coma man in a blue dress is dancing in the rain with the words come on rain written below him .ALT: a man in a blue dress is dancing in the rain with the words come on rain written below him . 020
🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 13/06/2025We should all perform rain dances at the No Kings demonstrations. 010
Metsgirl84 @metsgirl84.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Torrential rain is fine, I don’t want an electrical storm as you know Dear Leader will demand the soldiers march for him, even with lightening, and I don’t want them at risk. 260
Elbowdrop22 @elbowdrop22.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I hope the power goes out so he cant even get a good meal from McDungolds! 010
Pim Barnett @pimbarnett.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Singing in the rainmedia.tenor.coma man is holding an umbrella and walking through the rain .ALT: a man is holding an umbrella and walking through the rain . 000
Chfnas @chfnas.bsky.social · 13/06/2025media.tenor.coma white cat is standing in front of a lightning storm with the words " it 's stormerizing "Alt: a white cat is standing in front of a lightning storm with the words " it 's stormerizing " 060
Candace @nottodaydude.bsky.social · 13/06/2025😆 Me too! "May the sky's open and flood the streets in DC!"media.tenor.coma person is sitting in a chair in the fog .ALT: a person is sitting in a chair in the fog . 000
ML Richardson @newpath.bsky.social · 13/06/2025the vision is the felon being melted and leaving only an orange stain, by water, like the wicked witch. 161
The Dragon of the West @peteyteam.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Schadenfreude, delicious schadenfreude… 010
lisac1.bsky.social @lisac1.bsky.social · 13/06/2025media.tenor.comelmo from sesame street is standing in front of a lightning boltALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a lightning bolt 000
Thıs @aintnodisco.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Mother Nature delivers karma when the rest of us are helpless. ⛈️ 010
