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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈

@penguinitoguate.bsky.social
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Human being. Reader. Writer. Translator. Editor. Progressive/Leftist. Atheist. Gringo who's lived half his life in Guatemala. Husband. Daddy of doggies.

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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Yes, from a lamppost might be easier, but on the other hand, from here it 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 be a more impressive warning and deterrent for the future. (Before being razed, of course.)
An artist's illustration of Danger Yam's proposed monument to his own ego:
a 250-foot-tall, white (with tacky gold trim and embellishments – including lions!) Triumphal Arch.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
"... And I didn't want to be the boyfriend of a stupid stinky poo-poo-head person like you, anyway!"
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Before, I would have doubted it was possible, but I guess if you can bankrupt multiple casinos, you can also fuck up surrendering.
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John Fraley @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
pretty tired of everyone on earth being involuntary contestants on Celebrity Apprentice Deathmatch
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
With Trump planning to bomb Iran's bridges and power plants, it seems that infrastructure week is finally here.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It's my understanding that Spooky Stephen had Danger Yam call Krusti Gnome and get her to befriend the now-jobless Pammy Jo with an offer of drinks and a girls-only spa day at the gravel pit.
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Soulless @soul-less.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Stupid is a Trojan horse for malice.
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Phillip Maciak @pjmaciak.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Ezra Klein: I'm Ezra Klein, and today I'm joined by one of the foremost intellectual theorists of Trumpism. He is an associate editor at the Rancho Cucamonga Review of Ideas and a fellow at the Schlafly Institute of Punitive Economics. [a baked potato in a top hat]: Thanks for having me, Ezra.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
"Only I* can fix† it." * along with various toadies, sycophants, and morally diseased evil people † ruin
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
There's a direct line of thinking between thinking that this is ok: "Jews were the target of genocide, so they get a pass to do any horrendous thing to anyone else forever" to: ...
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
According to the press office, today the President will be speaking in four states: enraged, in denial, psychotic, and medicated.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
You people are so silly. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 knows that "boots on the ground" is just an idiom. What it really means is "hand-to-hand combat with flintlocks and bayonets".
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
“No, guys... it's really simple. We just need all 8+ billion people on the planet to stop having opinions, principles, morals, and free will, and simply do what he wants when he wants it, and then everything will be fine.”
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Jake V @viraldonutz.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I'm pissed that so many of our elected officials think party allegiance is more important than constituent allegiance. That fidelity to the constitution is nothing compared to fidelity to the president. That political power is superior to moral clarity.
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Nick Brumfield @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Two countries that don't feel bound by any of the laws they expect from the rest of the world launched an illegal war of aggression six months after they cut back just a little on the genocide they were committing, and now the world economy is fucked We should've stopped them at the genocide
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Ben Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The Oscars always make me feel two things simultaneously: 1) Movies are one of the greatest art forms we have 2) This is super, super silly
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
When future historians, sociologists, and other academic types study the currently unfolding slow-mo inevitability of war escalation, do you think it'll be called World War 3 or something more descriptive like The Pedophile Wars?
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Read: Full Spectrum Resistance 🏴🍉🌹 @phil-kapitan.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
“The historic function of fascism is to smash the working class, destroy its organizations, and stifle political liberties when the capitalists find themselves unable to govern and dominate with the help of democratic machinery.” – Leon Trotsky, ‘Fascism, what it is and how to fight it’
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
It almost seems like people don't owe you praise if they think you're a lousy person.
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Old Adjacent @beardedragon.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
America Built on the blood of the indigenous, with the hands of slavery And for generations, building is wealth by exploitation of anyone weaker, country or creed. There are centuries of ill will built up. The dam is about to burst
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
So, let me get this straight... These slurs – of their own free will and volition, and with their overpowering skills – forced their way into an innocent republican chatgroup. Oh... sorta like "Racism Appears at Klan Rally".
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
— How am I supposed to sleep if there are always complaints about how spicy things are and demands to see the manager? — That's not what a white noise machine does.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Well, yes, it's WW3, but on the other hand, at least drag queens won't be reading books to children.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The new DHS Secretary-designate summed up in one very Southern phrase: “Markwayne? That boy's almost as sharp as mashed potatoes.”
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Allen Holub @allenholub.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength" We are living in Oceania.
A poster showing an AI-generated heroic Trump with text: President Trump is ending the forever way that Iran has waged against America for the last 47 years."
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I hate how accurate this tweet is.
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 01/03/2026
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Stream 4,000+ Public Domain Movies on WikiFlix: Silent Classics, Academy Award-Winners, Hitchcock Films & More
Humanity was already enjoying motion pictures a century ago. But the ability to do so at home still lay a few decades in the future, and the ability to pull up a movie on demand through a streaming se...
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The33rd @the33rd.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The Constitution is a document. Its power was always a collective agreement, a shared decision to be bound by it. What you're witnessing in real time is what happens when one faction decides to simply... stop being bound by it, and discovers that the consequences they were told would follow, don't.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
After seeing clips of Stephen Miller barking supremacist assertions on TV and reading some of his typewritten screams into the Everything App Void, I've come to realize that he thinks that subtext is for pussies.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
If I were the Greenlanders, I'd check that hospital ship for Odysseus and his Greeks before letting it anywhere near shore, given that it's a weird creepy unnecessary oddly shaped "gift" no public reporting on what is happening in Greenland explains and Trump is Temu Agamemnon
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daiun.bsky.social @daiun.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I’ve lived in this town since the Triassic. I think I’ve earned a voice.
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Vania @dawookie.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Mass suicidal ideation is what untreated self-loathing does to brains too grandiose to die alone
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I was jestermaxxing and I missed your cortisol spike from being cringemogged
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
¿Seguro que esto es cerdo? Pregunto porque mi chicharrón tiene un tatuaje.
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Koram @koram.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
When in doubt blame Ronald Reagan. It’s probably his fault somehow anyway #ronaldreagan
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Si no entendiste lo que cantó Bad Bunny, entonces es tu problema. Obviamente debes expandir tus horizontes y aprender otro idioma y acerca de culturas que no son la tuya. Así te convertirás en una persona mejor, más educada y más completa.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
"Panem et circenses doesn't work if the peasants can't afford bread." – Marie Antoinette, probably
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Are Democratic politicians ready to accept that most Americans who say "border security" don't mean border security, they mean make the country whiter? Under Obama, the US increased security assets along the US-Mexico border, including patrols and drones. Few who demand "border security" cared.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
"Of all our passions and appetites, the love of power is of the most imperious and unsociable nature, since the pride of one man requires the submission of the multitude." – Edward Gibbon from ‘The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire’, 1776
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Don't tread on me! (But it's perfectly fine if you tread on 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢.)
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE isn't law enforcement without training; ICE is white nationalism with guns.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Sunset on Thursday behind Volcán Acatenango
A photo of the view through a cypress forest of the golden-hued sunset behind the double peaks of Volcán Acatenango in Guatemala
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Vagueness is the key to something or other.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Modern US rightwinger: "I think people should do Thing X." [Thing X is one of several legal, socially approved options and is fairly popular.] Modern US rightwinger: "If Thing X isn't mandatory and if other options exist, then I'm being oppressed."
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
We used to verb nouns (and we also verbed adjectives, which had a way of weirding things even more), but now it appears that there's a big ask for the language: turning bare verbs into nouns.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Seen elsewhere: Integrity, empathy, and common decency are the frivolous weaknesses of The Woke.
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ThreadThoughtsKindness @threadthoughts.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Kristi Noem doesn't want us to talk about her dog name Cricket that she shot in the face, either. But I see a trend.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Pew Research Institute (2023): • Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants • Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants • Blue State Minnesota has 130,000. And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration." It's *not* about immigration.
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