Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 26/11/2025idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see 4784592270
Xisco @xiscob.bsky.social · 26/11/2025People do seem to forget why it is that we domesticated wolves to the point of creating a completly different species... 030
⧖ big rock big water ⧖ (they/them) @bigrockbigwater.bsky.social · 03/07/2026"awooo etc etc" has to be one of the greatest lines of ADHD animal quotes ever written. 160
locomotivefaox @locomotivefaox.bsky.social · 26/11/2025actual wolves: scared of the melon I put in their enclosure (they have eaten melon before) 1640
Professionally Certified Woolgatherer @earational.bsky.social · 26/11/2025@gothtatertot.bsky.social 010
Sarkat @sarkat.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Idiot Guy: Is absolutely baffled about why the guys who act like Actual Wolf have better luck with women than he does. 0101
Ruggy @ruggy.bsky.social · 26/11/2025wolves are beasts of sharp, forceful friendshipyoutube.comNovember 14, 2025YouTube video by Liondad_1987 11169
Astral🔞 @astralhaze.bsky.social · 26/11/2025have you considered the possibility that some cis man living a shitty isolated vomitlife and aspiring to sex solely for the hollow acceptance of other cis men and thinking they were born automatically superior to a majority of the population, who they hate, increases a shareholders returns by 0.05%? 1140
Kade Peregrine @kadeperegrine.bsky.social · 26/11/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a person petting a black dog on a wooden floorAlt: a close up of a person petting a black dog on a wooden floor 0121
Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 26/11/2025There's literally an entire conversation about this in Predator:Badlands. 040
Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Duran: mouth is alive, with juices like wine, and im 0150
Jay’s Art Corner @jaysartcorner.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I feel like this also overlaps with the dudes who think we should be more manly like the Spartans or Roman’s without knowing anything about what those two got up to. :p 080
Bastion Aralus @bassyaralus.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Dumb people don't understand what wolves actually are 010
Real Deal Space Bird Energy (C.A. MacLean) @camroundabout.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Bro with questionable political affiliations: GOTTA LIFT MORE BE LIKE THE WOLF MORE REPS PROTECT YOUR PACK CHANNEL THE ENERGY OF THE NORTHERN WOLF Real wolf: haha snow sticks to me when I roll in it and then I shake and it goes pfffooom 117612
Nemo @nemomonkey.northsky.social · 07/07/2026"For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack." ~Rudyard Kipling 000
Pinko @pinkoscare.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I think the thing that really drove this home the most for me was learning about "puppy privilege." Dogs and wolves both do it. Basically it means the puppies get whatever they want and the adults put up with it because babies. 31396
Kierkegaarden Cop @joshsteich.bsky.social · 26/11/2025“Alpha” just refers to breeding pair! “Alpha” wolves will use food rewards & oral-genital stimulation to keep fringe wolves from leaving the hunting pack! The most “alpha” dude is the Toyotathon team lead sucking dick to keep top earners from being poached by Galpin Honda 1603
Antique Smoke @antiquesmoke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Wolves have cast system so its hard for me to get behind that.. African hunting dogs would be a much better example of what your are implying the wolf pack is like 100
Spicy Dragoon @spicydragoon.bsky.social · 26/11/2025My first question if I see a wolf with no pack, I'm gonna wonder why. Even sick, injured and elderly members of a pack are often cared for. According to what I've read its not uncommon for a wolf to strike out on their own, but that's with the intent to start or join a new pack. 1110
Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 26/11/2025actual wolf: let's sleep in a pile tonight idiot guy: *reads a book called Based Stoicism: Marcus Aurelius On Defeating Wokeness* 31684170
Miranda Osthoff @tinyconstruct.bsky.social · 26/11/2025“I can’t be chained down because I’m an alpha. I cannot hug my bros, too alpha.” Wolves: *alphas aren’t even a thing, pair monogamously until death, males mount each other all the time but especially if a female is in heat* 090
MALSIEST (🔞) @malsymaster51.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Dogs dont do alpha nonsense and dogs come from wolves Being "defeated my humans into idiotic pet slaves" hasn't taken any leadership genes away or anything People forget those studies on wolves that came up with the alpha stuff were on captive wolves being randomly thrown in unknown places to them 030
Something Pete Milan This Way Comes @petemilan.bsky.social · 26/11/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon of a dog and a wolf with the words i agree i agree i agreeAlt: A CGI wolf nods and says "I agree, I agree, I agree." 060
Fireseeker Arts || COMMISSIONS OPEN @fireseekerarts.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Oh to be this kind of wolf.. 000
Baksy 🇵🇸🇧🇧🇨🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🦝 @tokensbybaksy.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Im so friendly, I make friends with the crows! They are fun, we play tag together and they help us hunt sometimes 0322
Mira & Molly @auxiliarysystem.bsky.social · 26/11/2025bsky.app/profile/wolf...wolves ☉∇ ☣ 🏜️@wolf.modaignorant conservative usage of the term "lone wolf" is hilarious bc yeah dude ‼‼‼ 🦅🐺🍺🇺🇸 im dying alone because my family left me !!! 0140
Ben Adam Sohawon @bensohawon.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I may have got it completely wrong (in fact, it's likely), but I thought the whole "Alpha" thing was now out of date, and the new thing for Bros is to be "Sigmas", i.e. "we're loose cannons who play by our own rules". Cue loads of videos on "How to be a Sigma" which is beyond stupid by its own logic 260
HawkWolf (aka H. A. Kirsch) @hakirsch.bsky.social · 26/11/2025the only thing the two groups actually agree on is that OH MAN THIS IS A FUCKING AWFUL SMELL HAHA COME SMELL IT BRO 01423
Daddy Bastian @wagstowitches.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I endorse this message of reality based pup play and fighting the ignorance of toxic and absurd ideas like “alphas” 050
fersus.bsky.social @fersus.bsky.social · 26/11/2025... !!! idiot guy: I'm a wolf everyone else: Who's a good boy? wanna go for a walk? There! get the stick! We should ALL do that! 0131
hello @twotimesjohnny.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I’ve seen pictures of wolves carrying chew toys back to the den for the puppies, and, yes 0291
Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 26/11/2025“I’m brave like a Lion. Me and me two brothers sideline an older male then sit around doing nothing till it happens to us” 1350