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Toby Fenn

@thelhc.bsky.social
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In the words of Pop Will Eat Itself: "In the words of Monty Burns 'Hello Cruel World!'" No, not that one.

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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Mum: Neil Diamond and, umm, Gary Glitter, dad: opera, predominantly Pavarotti (dad was a tenor in a choir). We also had The Muppets album on vinyl.
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Thomas Dolby wasn't available then?
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I never mentioned the word "mate", maybe brush up on your reading skills?
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Slightly diminish a film The Blueish Brothers
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Bespoke Chargers @bespokechargers.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Coming to the Bicester Sunday Scramble this weekend? Pop by the new Trade Village (shown on the attached map) and say hello!
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Xitter's full Clark!
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness (ok, I know, technically there's three in this image...)
It's Asterix and Obelix strolling happily side-by-side along the Via with little Dogmatix scampering ahead of them!
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Aaaaargh! Just lost our Connections streak because we forgot midnight was coming This is the worst year ever!
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Is there an award for Best Science Account on Bluesky? Because if there is Mike gets my vote!
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Absolutely terrified of the fireworks. Not really, she's sound asleep on my lap, chasing squirrels in her dreams!
A pile of tabby-torty floof is snoring her head off on a lovely warm blanket, oblivious to the firework display going off a couple of hundred yards up the road. Two white, fluffy socks are tucked up under her chin, twitching occasionally as she chases rodents round the garden in her sleep.
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Just getting changed after a swim in my local pool, outside my cubicle a dad and his young kid are choosing their locker. "What about this one Johnny? Zero, zero, seven, what number is it?" "Zero, zero, seven!". Me, biting my lip: IT'S DOUBLE-OH SEVEN! What kind of education are you giving the boy?
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Builder across the road just laughed like the beginning of a Gorillaz song. Obviously I responded "huh-huh".
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
This is going to be a real, err, problem, for people that insist on spelling it with an "n"...
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Bus driver this morning is a lunatic and I just came up with "Max Busstoppen" and I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed!
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
So, wait, is nobody going to mention the villains in the latest Doctor Who were Wynn and Kid? @johnrain.co.uk that can't be a coincidence?
If at first you don't succeed Mr. Wint.
Try, try again, Mr. Kidd.
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Did I just hear someone called "Corporal Pike" on Andor season 2? 😂 #DontTellHimPike
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
FFS, it's not "SOL", it's SOH! A needle pulling thread! This is why the world is going to shit.
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
MOAR FISHY PLEES!
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
@hollyqueenofspayeds.com I'm getting some major Smol Paul vibes from Godzilla's eyes here!
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Look at what we're missing on the other place, all the latest trends:
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The beans!
An impossibly gorgeous ball of floof, with a perfect set of beans!
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
@johnrain.bsky.social just catching up on your Star Trek film series, great but for the love of Spock, his dad is called SAREK, Kirsty Alley/Robin Curtis were Saavik! #nerd
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
If anyone is in doubt about how the markets see the next 4 years panning out, the share price of weapons manufacturer BAE SYSTEMS is up almost 5% today. #war
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Massive Basildon multiplex screen, Saving Private Ryan, at the end of the opening 20 minute battle screen a clearly stunned chav a few seats along from us loudly declares "fucking war sucks!" which somewhat punctured the gravity of the sequence...
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
Perfectly pussycat in every way!
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
I don't think Sarah Perry is on social media anymore but yay! Can't wait to get stuck in to this one!
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Ok, cat question, SURELY, there's a company out there that makes crinkly, rustly greetings cards for cats to sit on?
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Damien Hirst's mum Damien Hirst's brother Damien Hirst's sister Damien Hirst Steve Davis
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Toby Fenn @thelhc.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
@naomialderman.bsky.social Yay! Just arrived!
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