Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Running for senate on a platform of subsidizing girl haircuts so they cost the same amount as boy haircuts 2059835
Lauren Dracula 🧛♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I knew something was Different about me when I found myself paying > $100 for “boy” haircuts 000
merr🥭 4 days till Tales of Eternia! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 11/09/2026being nonbinary and rolling the dice on what they charge me 020
Professionally Certified Woolgatherer @earational.bsky.social · 11/09/2026@gothtatertot.bsky.social 010
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Boy haircut inflation is part of why I just got a buzzcut. I will be lobbying against this with many other citizens, united. 1320
Dr.KiIIgood @drkiiigood.bsky.social · 11/09/2026They should just charge men more arbitrarily like theyve been doing to women for decades in basically every industry 000
Locust Pocus Collective @locustpocus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026haircut should be financed like the costco hot dog 000
Gregalor @gregalor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Started going to my wife’s hair guy (Taka from Osaka) and now my short boy cuts are $70 000
Gray @mindpoison.org · 11/09/2026As a boy (who does a full bleach + cut + colo) every 6-8 weeks, my haircut cost is kinda insane. How bout we make them all $20, across the board? 101
the manifestation of “I” @bencreelman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026running on a platform of artificially reducing the number of people who can do boy haircuts until they cost the same amount as girl haircuts 110
gruh @grahamsig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A monthly stipend for sleeve tattoos and skateboards to hang on the wall 020
☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 11/09/2026counterpoint: have the government subsidize barbers directly so that *all* haircuts are free, while ensuring barbers still get paid well; that's what every faction in World of Warcraft seems to have done, and it's worked out great 030
boobs are progressive and feminist @bapaf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026the largest advantage of being stealth at barbers is I can get girl haircuts for boy prices 050
willooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow @houseboundhemulen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026throw in $5 off waxing and i'll vote for you 000
Cryptic in QA @crypticjacknife.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's my god given right to taunt my sister about how my longer hair costs like 30% the cost to cut than her pixie cut 001
Bo @botheperipatetic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026After some back and forth and lobbying from Big... uhhhh... Scissors(?) the law passes and the price of girl haircuts now match the price of boy's after raising the price on boy haircuts. 000
Exalt @exalt47.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I was unironically thinking about how that's kind of unfair, the other day. 001
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026typical out of touch leftist who wants to shift regulatory burdens onto the small owner versus the big corporate players who will just start normalizing wolfcut sideshaves 2581
