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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 01/10/2026

@travismcelroy.bsky.social using "What If God Was One Of Us" as the basis for the #TheZoneCast Providence theme song may be the most up-my-alley joke of all time.

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

this angle and the still shot at the end absolutely fried me 🤣

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 12/09/2026

If the #Gators score 100, we get to appropriate Campbell's "Roll humps" football catchphrase as our own.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 08/09/2026

Schiano is letting Bobby Petrino author his sound bites again.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 08/09/2026

This episode of ACC After Dark is called "The Night The Lights Went Out Near Georgia."

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 07/09/2026

This is basically The Fabelmans.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 02/09/2026

🎶Bang, Bang, Adam Silver's Hammer came down on Ballmer's head🎶

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 30/08/2026

Time to lock in, Aggies. My lifetime New Mexico St. fandom has been leading to the next 2 quarters. Do it for the Wonder Dog. Do it for the Tortugas. Do it for whatever city we're in.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 29/08/2026

What are we doing? Who is this for? Why are they dressed alike?

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 29/08/2026

Florida

like no one has ever been arrested before.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 29/08/2026

This insane bit of letter replacement feels correlated to @celebrityhottub.bsky.social's excellent essay on numerosymbology in the latest Turfman's Almanac.

A decal on the back of a Lexus SUV reading "I Love Lexus of Winter Park" wherein the O and V in Lexus are replaced by the Lexus symbol (a stylized L inside a circle) and a heart, respectively.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 13/08/2026

Royce Reed had a more impactful #NBA career than Royce White. #OrlandoMagic

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/08/2026

Donald Trump posted a graphic targeting Abdul El-Sayed and his wife, comparing them to him and Melania with the caption “Two Very Different America’s.” Here’s how El-Sayed flipped it right back on him live on CNN:

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 09/08/2026

Pulled from an album in my phone called "dumbest shit imaginable."

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Cyclospora was my favorite character in The Odyssey and whatnot.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 28/07/2026

We, as a people, need to be embracing #sharkweek more. It could be a bastion of the monoculture we're all desperately missing.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 25/07/2026

Shouts to Mallory Rubin because it is, in fact, Harrison Ford in "Witness."

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 17/07/2026

Imagine being Christopher Nolan, swatting away the dorks whinging about Lupita as Helen while having "my movie opens with Elliot Page" in your backpocket to give them an even bigger aneurysm. Heroic stuff.

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Aaron Ragsdale @aaronragsdale.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Conclave (2024)

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 02/07/2026

I don't have a source for this image but it feels of interest to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/06/2026

this guy has spent the last 30 years of his life huffing his own farts and being surrounded by people who tell him that his farts smell like chanel #5 and it shows.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 26/06/2026

We need a streaming service that has "Edited for TBS" versions of grown up movies so that my kids can be introduced to inappropriate movies in a safe environment the same way I was.

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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 22/06/2026

Let's see what happens if I drink this World Cup Commentator Voice Poti—AND THE LITTLE GENIUS WITH THE PIXIE TOES HAS ONCE AGAIN GIVEN US A TASTE OF HIS TINY FAIRY MAGIC

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Jess Zimmerman @jesszimmerman.com · 21/06/2026

More of an uncle thing really but it’s definitely pretending to be an idiot when texting with my niece

Grey: I met TOM BRADY
At school

Blue: What grade was he in?

Grey: TOM BRADY the absolute BEST former quarterback of all time

Blue: I know it’s CRAZY that he had to go back to elementary school! He is almost 50
But I guess they get hit in the head a lot

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 21/06/2026

This statement starkly highlights how much Zlatan is just Ozempic Danny McBride.

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 21/06/2026

And the NEW YORK TIMES… America’s foremost paper of record said… for Father’s Day we wanna talk about your pervert daddy

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Just watch Thierry Henry once Lalas is done

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Cody Ziglar @yayforzig.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

What does he think about the n-word, trans folks, and brown ppl with blonde hair?

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 18/06/2026

You can't even do the "Republicans buy sneakers too" bit anymore because none of the Knicks are sponsored by OnCloud or HeyDude.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 16/06/2026

Thinking once again about the John Lynch fan section at Raymond James that was called "The Lynch Mob"

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 09/06/2026

Witnessed a truly unhinged exchange in the Starbucks drive-through: Woman in car in front of me: "Do y'all have soda and protein bars?" Starbucks Saint: "Ummm, we have sparkling water and Poppi." Joan of Arc, apparently fresh from the dark ages: "No, like a regular soda."

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 09/06/2026

When your family doesn't play a boardgame anymore because one of the kids ate a piece? That's the Mancala Effect.

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 04/06/2026

His tRips keep getting jacked

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Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 04/06/2026

I don't care what their credentials are: these aren't scientists, they're perverts.

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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...