Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 05/12/2024just found out I've been drinking straight up cold brew concentrate that's supposed to be diluted 4 parts to 1, and now I know why I've been able to feel my scalp for the last year 1494055134
🫧🐝 BlissBee 🐝🫧 @blissb33.bsky.social · 06/12/2024media.tenor.coma woman sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in her handALT: a woman sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in her hand 010
Phillip @abaddonrampant.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I did this for a while. Didn't sleep much that year 020
danpolski.bsky.social @danpolski.bsky.social · 06/12/2024When I was a kid, I tore arsed into my aunties house after playing football in the street on a boiling hot day. I took a big old slug of what I thought was diluted orange cordial. Turned out it was cooking oil. Not good, not good at all!! 010
PaSandy @pasandy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024That’s pretty much what espresso is to coffee, but in tiny, tiny cups. How much did you drink at a serving?? 000
CP @cpnorthstar.bsky.social · 05/12/2024😂😂. Sorry.. this post really made me laugh. I made that mistake once…. That was enough!!! 😂😂 010
elvisbranchini.bsky.social @elvisbranchini.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Been there, I think it was about that time that I learned to move my ears 010
Ken Schutte @kenschutte.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Just think of the label as an instruction, “cold brew. concentrate.” 010
KuroAnayu @kuroanayu.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Reminds me of the time someone asked if drinking coffee was supposed to give you heart palpitations- found out they were using 4 tablespoons of instant coffee in an 8oz cup🫢🫢🫢🫢 110
Papa Cloudie(Father Nimbus) @papacloudie.bsky.social · 05/12/2024One more cup away from levitating 020
Silver Phoenix @silver-phoenix.bsky.social · 05/12/2024So... black or flavored concentrate? You may not be able to recover your taste buds once they've left the hemisphere. 090
Mike @bobonzo.bsky.social · 06/12/2024media.tenor.coma man is standing in front of a door in a room .ALT: a man is standing in front of a door in a room . 000
BeeHave @macushla7.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I mean have you sleptmedia.tenor.coma black and white photo of a cat with very big eyes .ALT: a black and white photo of a cat with very big eyes . 050
Randy @randyrnbla.bsky.social · 05/12/2024But are you still the kosher kid that was fed bacon? 😉 🐣 030
VoidowS @voidows.bsky.social · 06/12/2024yeah, first time i smoked a joint, i drank an entire bottle of syrup that you have to put water with. Every zip i thought, omg this is sweet. but i was too stoned. Next day my sister wanted syrup and was shocked i drank it all. i thought it was orange juice. lol thanks for the flashback. 000
FossilSwiftie! 🙋🏻♂️ @fossilswiftie.swifties.social · 05/12/2024media.tenor.coma cartoon of a fox pouring a cup of coffee with the words more written below itAlt: a cartoon of a fox pouring a cup of coffee with the words more written below it 030
That_Dark_IT_Lady @that-dark-it-lady.bsky.social · 05/12/2024But are you able to hear the wind on Mars? 010
George @gmsoros.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Like Jerry Seinfeld said What’ll happen if you do it for another year? 020
Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Dilution is for the weak. You’ve achieved peak caffeination and lived to tell the tale. 010
Mrs. deWinter @mrsdewinter.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Um, didn’t all that caffeine overstimulate your, uh, digestive tract? That’s how I found out I needed more water. 070
Thomas Edmund @thomasedmund.bsky.social · 06/12/2024media.tenor.coma cartoon of a robot with his hands folded and the words `` concern '' above him .Alt: A variety of concerned citizens 0101
ruspar.bsky.social @ruspar.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Have you ever found yourself inexplicably in a different location, and thought you just kinda checked out and wandered? You didn't walk there. You were vibrating across time and space. 030
Tressa E @barbiedory.bsky.social · 05/12/2024That’s hilarious. I have Dory in my name for a reason since I can see me doing it. 020
sistahmels.bsky.social @sistahmels.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Omg! I let out the biggest belly laugh of all time! 🤣🤣🤣💜💛💙 000
Sewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 05/12/2024You can never go back. The only way forward is with frozen coffee concentrate. 010
qqbeans.bsky.social @qqbeans.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Omg there is a jakewcornwell tiktok and this man was addressing you! LOL 010
We Bury Our Mistakes @pasto76.bsky.social · 05/12/2024So proud of you. 💪💪💪 I used to consume straight up 1000 mg/day on deployments Recently also went to cold brew and I knew it was concentrate... After the first few days of watching the walls vibrate I decided to dilute it... VA asked if I had any addictions...I replied only caffeine🤷🏻♂️ #dontjudgeme 020
Chad Woodford @cosmic.diamonds · 05/12/2024I did that when I first started making it at home. I woke up in a coffin in Mexico wearing a white suit. It was rough 020
Lacey Spirit @honestface.bsky.social · 05/12/2024So, uhhh…we don’t do this on purpose with full knowledge of this then? No? …. Yeah, me either.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is covering his mouth with his hands and making a funny face .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is covering his mouth with his hands and making a funny face . 050
chump of the week @tarnished.bsky.social · 05/12/2024media.tenor.comfry from futurama is sitting at a table with a robot holding a cup of coffeeALT: fry from futurama is sitting at a table with a robot holding a cup of coffee 070
Kellamity⚘️ @kellyknic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024But did you get a ton of work done? Or just curl into a ball on the couch. 010
Barbara McCarren @bmcc724.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Don’t go cold turkey off that my man. Speaking from experience. 0120
HuskerKia @huskerkia.bsky.social · 06/12/2024ROTFLMFAO!!!! This made me laugh for like 5 minutes! 000
philly0.bsky.social @philly0.bsky.social · 06/12/2024If you aren't smelling colours yet you should be fine. 020
Jackrataty @jackrataty.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I guess you cant stop immediately. Could cold turkey kill you? 030
Thomas @thedopeyemperor.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Geez dude. I’m surprised you weren’t feeling mine. 010
Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I'm sure you've been wondering why hummingbirds' wings take so long to flap... 0711
tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus @tinybagel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024You won't be able to go back now. 010
I liked your post @morrisnormal.bsky.social · 06/12/2024media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man drinking from a green pitcherALT: a cartoon of a man drinking from a green pitcher 030
JustSayin1960 @justsayin1960.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Haha.. Cold brew IS really good. And a bonus that you get to feel your scalp 😄 that made me laugh. Thank you 000
Marc @marcinva.bsky.social · 06/12/2024You could always just get yourself a regular Vietnamese coffee and get that same effect. And it might come with a bowl of pho 000
ndhm.bsky.social @ndhm.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Hahaha. Reminds me of a place I worked where coffee/tea were provided, and they had big 12-cup pots that used pre-measured sachets(?)/bags of coffee to make 12 cups. A co-worker came back to our shared cubicle and told me he'd just made a pot with TWO of those bags. 150
Rob Ruiz @underablindingmoon.bsky.social · 05/12/2024The way that cold brew be hittingmedia.tenor.coma painting of a man in the sky with the words rezinsky on the bottom rightALT: a painting of a man in the sky with the words rezinsky on the bottom right 0140
Tom Delacroix @sccharlston716.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Do your teeth feel soft and have a Kazoo sound buzzing in your ears.. If not you should.. 010
Nixie the Pixie @spicy-feather.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Coldbrew concentrate. For when you need 4 cups now. 050
Mark Ganek @markganek.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Those suggested dilutions are only to appease the litigious who are always horny to sue every little time their hearts glow white hot and explode 0270
Misty the Cat Reads Banned Books @mistykitty3.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I've done that with a Cuban colada. Supposed to be shared but screw that. 010
0yéah @0y3ah.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I have been drinking weak, brewed coffee. It does allow me to drink what I want, without my blood pressure going up. When I drink that "weak," coffee with a little honey and half and half, I can taste the coffee berries. 020
Alhomeronslow @alhomeronslow.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Back in the day prior, calorie and ingredients portions, labeling. Had been eating "a" bran muffin from a healthy options grocer. Labels mandated, muffin noted 16 grams of fat. Thought, not too bad. Then read per serving where each muffin was 4 servings... 010
💙Elaine Breault Anti Nazi/Fascist🇺🇸WolfHealer🇺🇦Resist/Fight @wolfhealer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024It would be very thick and strong 020
Joe @joe-just-joe.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Lift off! 😵💫media.tenor.coma brown and white dog is laying on a green arrowALT: a brown and white dog is laying on a green arrow 000
Mtn Mystic @mtnmystic.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Thanks for the best laugh of the day! I have tears in my eyes, I’ve laughed so hard. 🤣 040
Oedipal Arrangements 🇵🇸🎃 @6to12elbow.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I adore this for you. You're superhuman 000
Maggie DH @maggz73.bsky.social · 05/12/2024If you dilute it now you’ll just end up with brown water. 010
Richard Gosler @richardgosler.bsky.social · 06/12/2024On the plus side, only two more sleeps till Christmas. 000
Attlebridge @attlebridge.bsky.social · 05/12/2024And how did that not give you explosive diarrhea? 😳 020
Stephan Thurm @stephanthurm.eurosky.social · 05/12/2024Is it because of the bacon you habe been secretly fed as a child? 020
Zach Stone @smackary.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I had the same thing happen and I just doubled down on it. If anyone has an 8 to 1 concentrate hmu 020
Dave Simon @hairyhilarity.bsky.social · 05/12/2024nonono, it’s “cold brew [this shit will make you] concentrate” 280
ari @awisafawi.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I do this by choice, I like being on fast mode (aka anxiety & caffeine having a cockfight in my brain) 020
SpaceTime Junction @spacetimejunction.com · 05/12/2024That happened to me once except it was pure Dr. Pepper concentrate that was supposed to be diluted with carbonated water and I could see 15 seconds into the future. 3480
Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I saw a guy bring a 64 oz mug into quiktrip, fill it with black coffee, pay, and leave. 120
Kevin @natural20selfcrit.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Manic episode? That's lame shit, we're on that manic 6 seasons and a movie 010
Stephany Lee @stephanyylee.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I've made that mistake as well. Then actually bought unconcentrated coffee and assumed it was concentrated and watered it down. I'm writing a strongly worded letter to my ADHD to please read the labels one in a while 010
Edward McWilliams @inventreinvent.bsky.social · 07/12/2024How do you make cold brew concentrate? I haven’t felt my scalp in forever. 010
Sexxxtena @sexxxtena.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Zack, I just busted out laughing irl and people were looking at me like "wtf". I hope you are proud of yourself. Your friend, Tena 030
MK.PHOTOMEDIA @mikeoflegend.bsky.social · 06/12/2024He drank the spice and survivedmedia.tenor.coma man with a beard and a scarf around his head says lisan al gaib on the bottomALT: a man with a beard and a scarf around his head says lisan al gaib on the bottom 080
Foggy Tao @foggytao.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Did that once, freaked me out, thought I was going to faint from my heart racing so fast.😵💫 000
Amanda Rose @arg59.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I don’t even want to know what you do with bouillon cubes 🤣 010
olivercurwen.bsky.social @olivercurwen.bsky.social · 07/12/2024The first time I made coffee in a Turkish press, I accidentally used espresso grounds. I was also up for a while, with lots of palpitations. 010
