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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

in life it’s either suck it UP or suck it OFF

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i’ve never chased a friendship / relationship of any kind. i respect free will. call me a free will absolutist

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

candace “candy” coping about her lesbian fantasy posts (at best) is a special treat that none of us saw coming but we deserve it with the maga collapse timeline we’re all being forced to endure

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I ordered a box of colorful squishy poop piles on the Internet so that I could start a movement called #ElonEat💩 and I’m going to make custom stickers for the bottom of them asking other Tesla owners to spread the word. I’m starting the trend in Portland. could be a silly gag tee xoxo💖💖💖💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

add this to your morally neutral public nuisance activities list

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it’s a pretty fucking huge flex to not have any regrets in how you choose to spend your time and treat others

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

this is my lived experience, even with “christian” guys AND their pastors. morally bankrupt anx hypocritical all around. evil men love covering for each other’s crimes but that world is waning. we (women) are building a better world

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i’m literally never going to shut up again for the rest of my life !

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I was raised in purity culture in the 90s, so it is a privilege to know me in my refined phase where I use “cunty” as a positive adjective

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

too hot to care about literally anyone’s opinions of me. i’m free

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

as an ex-evangelical homeschooled kid from the 90s, i’d like to say that i completely understand why trmp still has 37% of his “base” left Ⓜ️🅰️G🅰️ the conspiracy theorist evangelical to maga doomer pipeline is noticeable‼️ (also evil people like to sign up to be pastors which is why they’re the worst)

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

fake bitches are scared of me because i have no fear (bc i embarrass myself on the internet on the reg)

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

They warned us Mamdani would impose Sharia law. Instead, he unleashed the real threat: line dancing in Bryant Park.

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

most evil influencers: andrew taint mr beast logan/jake paul candace owens erika kirk lauren boebert natalie harp

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

no one asks how a failed child actor is doing !!

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

instagram blocked this comment “dystopian as fuck” on this video of UN’s walkout today of net+yahoo but that is the perfect comment 😭😭

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x

The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i was sent here to delight and infuriate people simultaneously when they see how successful a silly woman can be

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

ever since i was a little girl i knew that i wanted to be known for making little cunty jokes on the internet

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

me giving myself the 1000th pep talk of the year: bitch, you have nothing to worry about! remember who tf you are. tim heidecker follows you on instagram !!

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

hasan piker has sociopathic tendencies (that’s my opinion!!!!!!)

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

if a man wears carhartt and speaks about the working class as beneath him, that is stolen valor and you are in the right to take his jacket off for him and run away !!! #antifa

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

i’m addicted to bedazzling. my man bought me a limited edition autism awareness horse and the ears look chewed on. cant wait to bedazzle her

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

all the hot girls are going mentally insane rn 🫶🏼 #midterms

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

In 3 days is my 5-year anniversary of my freedom. Now that culture is catching up more on dark subjects, my ex husband is a predator, a rapist, and an insane person. He is dangerous and fuck it, it’s time the world knows. ALL of the SHAME falls on the abuser. I refuse to be shamed for surviving

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

if i’m ever in dubai it is against my will

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

pete hegseth has a certain look in his eye. i think his eye has been communicating with me and it said in the astral realm that he’s a cannibal. i said to the eye, “woahhhh”

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“Stand back and stand by” were his instructions to an ACTUAL militia group of cronie goons and everything that he said was 100% what we all said it was. the fact that this criminal behavior wasn’t properly dealt with on january 6th has directly lead to so much innocent bloodshed of americans #j6

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

J6ers were the bad guys from around the country that (badly) attempted a COUP bc they are CRIMINALS fighting back because they’re DEEP STATERS from all over the country and trump pardoned them bc THEYRE IN THE SAME GROUP they were afraid of losing their heritage foundation PROJECT 2025 plan #J6

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

at this point no one can convince me otherwise that kash patel doesn’t partake in beastiality himself

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Macklemore said the quiet things out loud and these kraft people have clear evil ties and they’re SOOOOO insecure that they can’t imagine Free Palestine said publicly ?? this is the ultimate self-own is that they just put ALL EYES ON PALESTINE this is some 4D chess Benjamin Hammond Haggerty 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the secret societies created the idea of vampires and planted imagery in cartoons to get ahead of vampire allegations

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If the ZOHRAN MAMDANI team is looking for an interviewer that’ll hit him w the TOUGH QUESTIONS then I’M YOUR GIRL 1. how does it feel being praised for doing the bare minimum on a daily basis 2. what (if any) were actually cool/good things you can see that your predecessor did behind the scenes

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The biggest self own of ✡️❓❓❓ They’ve fumbled the bag SO MANY TIMES but nothing compares to charlie KirKK 🩵 It was SO BOTCHED and INSANE 🩵 they thought they’d get away w repaving THE NEXT DAY 🩵 9/11 was their SECOND self own🥀 #selfown #weirdaf #conspiracy #forlegalpurposesthisisajoke

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Propaganda I never fell for 1. Watching the damn kardashians (I like REAL reality tv and I knew they weren’t it since I was 12!!!) 2. Telling LGBTQIA+ people they can’t be a part of church (like wtf!!!???) 3. MAGA despite having family who lovessss that cult 4. Policing women’s bodies 5. Cocaine ▫️◻️

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

crusty ass dumb steve 🅱️annon is probably the grand master level 33 wizard of all the dumb fuck pointy white hats (too beta to show their faces hate club)

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

When will the people realize that Joe Rogan has always been a psyop to do mass mind control on the men especially in the US? bro’s always been deep state but has always talked about “them” like he’s not an insider

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Life has a silly way of being both awful and funny at the same time

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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’m a Tim Heidecker historian and evangelist. AMA

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