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Rob Kutner

@robkutner.bsky.social
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Emmy-winning comedy/animation writer (Daily Show, CONAN, Teen Titans Go!), NYT-bestselling author (Look Out For the Little Guy), mediocre bass player.

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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 4h
FlyDubai hires replacement co-pilot:
Inflatable pilot from the movie “Airplane”
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PLEASE GOD NO MORE SKYWALKER FILMS!!! www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
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‘Star Wars’: Jon Watts to Direct Next Movie for Lucasfilm
Simon Kinberg is writing the new trilogy that is said to be next episodes of the Skywalker Saga.
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So everyone waits months to get into a one-Michelin-Star restaurant, but my place that has THREE “Jiffy Lube Dodecahedra”….? Crickets That’s all I serve.
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
EZRA!!!
Paralympian Ezra Frech on Dancing with the Stars
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neginfarsad @neginfarsad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You guys! We’re doing a new syndrome! It’s called “Sudden Wealth Syndrome” and it’s taking tech investors by storm! It’s also….annoying? To talk about that and so much more I’m joined by @robkutner.bsky.social and @natogreen.bsky.social on this week’s #FakeTheNation
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In honor of Yom Kippur, Trader Joe’s is selling “Pumpkin Spice Nothing.”
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
SOOO proud of my distant cousin and 2-time Paralympic gold medalist Ezra Frech for debuting on DWTS at #2 on the leaderboard! www.instagram.com/reel/DdVKXGI...
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Dancing With The Stars #DWTS on Instagram: "Ezra Frech and pro Daniella Karagach perform a Tango to “Since U Been Gone” by Kelly Clarkson. #DWTS"
133K likes, 1,973 comments - dancingwiththestars on September 15, 2026: "Ezra Frech and pro Daniella Karagach perform a Tango to “Since U Been Gone” by Kelly Clarkson. #DWTS".
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m concerned that all this is going to make Ed Sheeran kinda sad and mopey…
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BLUMHOUSE PICTURES PRESENTS
Menu reading “AMUSE - Chef’s seasonal whim”
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My kid and I howled for 1hr 41m straight- and seeing it in theaters sends a powerful message to the studios.
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ok now nobody can deny antisemitism is out of control:
Ad for “Cream cheese bagel latte”
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cannot stop hearing the claim at top left to the tune of “Moves Like Jagger”
Daiya dairy-free cheddar package with claim “Melts like Dairy”
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
No one ever talks about how, in Pottersville, when Nick the Bartender mocks alt-universe George Bailey by ringing his cash register to create lots of angels, this sets off a dangerous angel-oversupply-cascade that threatens to seriously eradicate the demon population.
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hi comedy lovers (or comedy friends-with-benefits)! Check out more of @jkesselman.bsky.social’s and my award-eligible sketches, travel comedy, and chats with our Fancy Hollywood Friends - at our Patreon: Www.incontinent.show
incontinent.show
Incontinent with Jon & Rob — Award-winning comedy professionals
Get more from Incontinent with Jon & Rob on Patreon. Award-winning comedy professionals . Support Incontinent with Jon & Rob and get exclusive access to their work.
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hey all! Support a new anthology of spicy Jewish comics by top creators (and me). We’re so close to the goal, check it out here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/ame...
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CHUTZPAH! A Jewish Celebration In Comics - Issue 2
A comic book anthology celebrating Jewish stories and Jewish joy by Jewish creators! Now on our second issue!
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Grace Fraga @gracefraga.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
🎙️ The State of Grace Podcast: How a 5-Time Emmy Winner Got His First Big Break Before the awards, the success, and the legendary career, comedy writer Rob Kutner got his first big break writing for MAD Magazine. ✨ Proof that one opportunity can change everything. @robkutner.bsky.social
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
When a bear fucks something up in the Silo.
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Even she looks confused to as to why this is:
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“Chase Infiniti” is a name for a stadium not an actress, cowards.
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Grace Fraga @gracefraga.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
🎙️ The State of Grace Podcast: What Makes Someone a Comedy Kid? Are comedians born funny, or do they become funny? In this clip, 5-time Emmy winner Rob Kutner shares what he believes makes someone a “comedy kid” and the traits many comedy writers seem to have in common. @robkutner.bsky.social
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
HOW TO GO VIRAL Comedy mega-influencer @realadamrose.bsky.social drops by “the throne” and drops some key tips (and likely a deuce), to @jkesselman.bsky.social and me on how make our Patreon explode. youtu.be/u7SZr9a36cI?...
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HOW TO GO VIRAL - Toilet Humor With Rob And Jon Ft. Adam Rose
YouTube video by Incontinent with Jon & Rob
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Grace Fraga @gracefraga.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
🏆 How does a writer go from chasing opportunities to becoming a 5-time Emmy Award winner? I sat down with the brilliant Rob Kutner to talk about this! If you're building something, pursuing a dream, or wondering if your big opportunity will ever come, this episode is for you. 💜✨
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Getting our heads crushed by THE Mark McKinney from “Kids in the Hall?” That’s the kind of content you can only get at @jkesselman.bsky.social’s and my new comedy Patreon, www.incontinent.show
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Grace Fraga @gracefraga.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What does it take to win 5 Emmys, a Grammy, write for Conan, Jon Stewart, Marvel, and become a bestselling author? I’m sitting down with comedy legend Rob Kutner for a fascinating conversation about comedy 🎭 Live Fri 6/11 at 11amPT/2pmET/8pmCET 💜 Laugh. Learn. Be inspired. @robkutner.bsky.social
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The State of Grace Podcast | 5 Emmy Winner Rob Kutner on Conan, The Daily Show, Comedy Writing
YouTube video by THE STATE OF GRACE FRAGA 👸🏻
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
ALL-NEW COMEDY PATREON from Jon Kesselman & me INCONTINENT COMEDY: international laughs, 0 boundaries Sketches, travel misadventures, toilet-based interviews with Showbiz machers, + comedy content too outrageous for the "gatekeepers" (or "financiers"). LET'S GET INCONTINENT! incontinent.show
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Incontinent with Jon & Rob — Award-winning comedy professionals
Get more from Incontinent with Jon & Rob on Patreon. Award-winning comedy professionals . Support Incontinent with Jon & Rob and get exclusive access to their work.
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
#LoveOnTheSpectrum cast ROASTS Kevin Hart back over his cheap joke about autistic people! 🤣🔥 www.tmz.com/2026/05/18/k...
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'Love on the Spectrum' Cast Fires Back at Kevin Hart in Playful Roast, Video
The
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
“THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MANISCHEWITZ”
Article headline: “Tonight is Shabbat 250: Trump’s first-ever national sabbath proclamation”
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Damn, Apple Support!
Apple support message saying “It looks like you’ve been inactive for a while.”
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Queens Public Library @qplnyc.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Our Literary Thursdays series continues with @robkutner.bsky.social and his new book "The Jews: 5,000 Years and Counting." Join us on May 14 at 6PM! www.queenslibrary.org/calendar/lit... #JewishAmericanHeritageMonth
Picture of Rob Kutner, the cover of his book "The Jews: 5,000 Years and Counting," and promotional text for the QPL virtual program Jewish American Heritage Month: Literary Thursdays: Rob Kutner, Author of "The Jews: 5,000 Years and Counting."
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
TONIGHT! Come see COMEDY HISTORY with the first-ever Netflix-official FULL NEURODIVERGENT CAST comedy variety show, at Hollywood’s iconic Laugh Factory! Tickets in comments - ALMOST SOLD OUT
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
No brains. No effort. Just AI.
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
FAN of “Love on the Spectrum?” Comedy? BOTH?! Come to the Hollywood Laugh Factory Monday to see host Dani Bowman, other LOTS stars & a FULL NEURODIVERGENT CAST in an uproarious comedy-variety show — kicking off the Netflix Is a Joke festival! (Proceeds go to 2 amazing neurodivergent-support orgs)
Poster for the show “laughs on the spectrum,” Monday May 4th at 5:30 at the laugh factory in Hollywood.
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I’m just gonna leave this here…
Delivery robot with the label “Serve Robotics”
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Whenever I feel bad about my own writing, I remember this:
Poe from Star Wars saying “Somehow Palpatine returned.”
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I’m pretty sure there’s a bit more to it than this…?
Paper sack full of paper towels, labeled “Baby Care”
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The Femmebot doth protest too much.
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
JUST IN TIME FOR PESACH: A new Mamas' Boys podcast with Colorado Governor Jared Polis! This groundbreaking national figure casts new and surprising light on what strong male Jewish leadership can look like, at a time when it’s so urgently needed. youtu.be/pySFwo9pHyI?...
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Mamas' Boys - Ep 4: Dad.Gov with Governor Jared Polis
YouTube video by Mamas' Boys Podcast
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Call Me Fish-Meal.
Ad for Jack in the Box’s “Moby Jack Fish Sandwich”
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Shouldn’t this, by definition, be…*unavailable* at participating Jack in the Boxes?
Ad for Moby Jack Fish Sandwich
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Paschal Wager
Bags of Easter candies next to a Passover menu
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Do teen and 20-something girls in England speak with “vocal boil?”
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
🎵How many roads must a man walk down Before he gets plantar fasciitis? 🎵 (TURNS TO CAM) Hi, I’m Bob. They may call me the “Jokerman,” but I’m deadly serious about proper orthopedic support...
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I came out with this book a year ago, and already so much has changed in Jewish history I clearly need a 2nd edition. So if you haven’t gotten a copy yet, please show my publisher there’s demand for more (more books, that is, PLEASE not more history!) www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Je...
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The Jews
From Adam & Eve to Zabar’s, this humorous survey of Jewish history is the most outrageous and unreliable account of the Jewish people’s wanderi...
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I’m going to SXSW Saturday and Sunday. Reccs for music?
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This is NUTS! “The Dark Knight” is responsible for Palantir surveillance! www.instagram.com/reel/DVte0fh...
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I can’t un-hear this being read in a Barry White voice:
Recipe title: “Basic Sweet Hamentaschen”
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Now now Paul, the pleasure was *mostly* mine…
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