Blue Crystal Woman @bluecrystalwoman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026just a couple more days Mitch!!! Hang on...12:01 Aug 4th...is when he will die. officially!! 010
stevewarren209.bsky.social @stevewarren209.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Same odor McConnell has been giving off for years. 000
Willow Tree @review1.bsky.social · 02/08/2026People only get 20 days in a hospital,then they are moved to a Nursing Home or sent home to get care. So where is Mitch, in the hospital,Nursing Home, back home or on ice waiting to be buried? This is why we cannot vote Republican. To hide the death of person for political gain is immoral. 161
FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026This is how to communicate with Mitch. "Mitch, are you there?"static.klipy.comHorror Ouija Board SessionAlt: Two people using a Ouija board. The planchett slowly moves to "YES". 000
Rachel Maria😎🗽🇺🇸 @rachelmaria55.bsky.social · 02/08/2026bsky.app/profile/cweb...Christopher Webb@cwebbonline.com🏆 3339
*Şüpřęmė*Ħêğēmǒñ*J☭Đ @thebetterjd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026They had to remove his bones because, They were getting in the way of the (meat puppet marionette device). It was originally developed in the early 20th century for Strom Thurman. Since then it’s been used by Woodrow Wilson, FDR, Ford, Reagan, Dick Cheney, Biden, Diane Feinstein, and Gerry Connolly. 100
Breezy Babe @grrrin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Three more days before we hear the announcement that McGonnell is dead. 2394
Repent Harlequin @harlequin97.bsky.social · 02/08/2026What are the chances somebody on Sunday morning shows asks Repub guests is Mitch is dead? 010
☮️ Deriter ♻️ @deriter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026What that smell ? trump visited him an just left. The turtle can breath! 000
LesnielBC 🇨🇦🇩🇰 @lesnielbc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I guess AI still isn’t good enough to make Mitch look alive. Monday will be “Mitch is dead or at least brain dead” day. GOP are fucking assholes, 000
JoJoSmile @j0j0smile.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I can't imagine what it must be like to be his wife. If he's really seriously ill or no longer with us, all the politicians are forcing her to mask her sadness. Revolting. 120
GylesNaMopaleen @gylesnamopaleen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026reminds me of that story about a man who dragged his dead uncle to the post office to collect his pension.mirror.co.ukMan jailed after dragging dead uncle's body into post office to collect pensionCCTV footage captured Declan Haughney and Gareth Coakley dragging the “grey coloured” and lifeless body along the street and into the post office in Carlow, Ireland 3171
jazzrat2000 AKA Bonsai anonymous @jazzrat2000.bsky.social · 02/08/2026A lot of Republicans smell 2142
damo71.bsky.social @damo71.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Now that's just mean and I love it! Is that wrong? 000
doGKnows @thedogknows.bsky.social · 02/08/2026@govandybeshear.bsky.social needs to announce the special election tomorrow. If he waits until after Monday is probably performative. Real governance or appeasement? 271
jamesnaim429.bsky.social @jamesnaim429.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Two rotting corpses ! Him and Donald Trump diapers 🤣🤮 010
Digital Soapbox Musings @soapboxmusings.bsky.social · 02/08/2026A pox on the houses of all the enablers of this BS to maintain political position. His staffers knew he was on borrowed time, so the gravy train was gonna end eventually. I mean Charles Booker has a chance to win so what the fuck were they gonna do then? Why would he keep them around after this??? 021
Silence Nogood @godslove2u.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Used up all your muslin ?! Feeling raggy? Well, step right up to the “Now You Seeum Soon You Won’t Show” Keeping it under wraps!!!🍿static.klipy.comKlaris the Mummy WalkingALT: Klaris the Mummy Walking 020
🌸 Soft Blossom @softblossom.bsky.social · 02/08/2026It’s like the queen’s husband, when she was trying to pretend he wasn’t ded af 000
happyday82.bsky.social @happyday82.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Whats the big deal. Either Mitch is ok or he is dead. Time to tell the truth folks. Americans need to be told the truth. 010
Arcadia 🇨🇦 @arcadia2005.bsky.social · 02/08/2026How much money are these people getting paid to stay quiet? Or is it threats? 250
julzvc.bsky.social @julzvc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026They can unplug him soon, just a couple more days to meet the deadline. 071
Kevan Aponte @kevanaponte.bsky.social · 02/08/20267 weeks and he cant call the governor? He allegedly called a tv pundit, but not the Governor. Sounds reasonable.🙄 000
Achlys Maggotbone @achlys-of-anguish.bsky.social · 02/08/2026When will the actual truth come out is the question? 000
Sherlock Ohms @sherlock0hms.bsky.social · 02/08/2026 Just a couple more days and we will be informed of his passing 001
Tom Smothers @tsmothers.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Just guessing but there might be one or two criminal charges involved in this Republican game of Hide the Mitch McConnell! 000
David Ward @ruralviewau.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Come on guys, he can't be dead. He's been an Android for years. Look at how many times he's had a blue screen of death equivalent during a press conference etc. They're just waiting for the parts to come from China.static.klipy.comCreation Of The Humanoids RobotALT: Creation Of The Humanoids Robot 100
lissy66.bsky.social @lissy66.bsky.social · 02/08/2026If not physically in that non-alive state, then certainly morally, and the stench still clings. 010
blueskyer124.bsky.social fuckin' bastard @blueskyer124.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Mitch is dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. 000
darwin1800.bsky.social @darwin1800.bsky.social · 02/08/2026(I think Mitch is already dead, and packed in a dry-ice-filled tube, ready to be dropped off the Iranian Coast by submarine, with fake US invasion plans in a briefcase chained to his wrist...!! 🤔) 140
drewxray.bsky.social @drewxray.bsky.social · 03/08/2026youtu.be/VkY1p75MUMc?...youtu.beSouthern Comic Destroys MAGA Racists 😂YouTube video by Cliff Cash Comedy 010
bruce85623.bsky.social @bruce85623.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Mitch is going to trip over those shoelaces. 000
@Bluefurious-Barbie @blue-barbie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Just pathetic!!! The gop, worse comes to worst!!!! 000
GuyFawkesToo @guyfawkestoo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Anyone who says Mitch McConnell is still alive, is contributing to the illegal lie the Repuglicans are perpetrating on the American people, and will be investigated along with Repuglicans responsible, by a legion, once the American people elect Democrat majorities in house and Senate in midterms!🤨😡🤬 010
RotorRat(bat sometimes) @rotorstormrat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026They really are THAT desperate to stay in power arent they 021
cefk @cefk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026That smell? Oh, that's just the Amorphophallus titanum .. nothing to see here .. 000
Bamboozer @bamboozer2112.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Lynyrd Skynyrd covered that with "The Smell", as I believe that while evil Mitch is not dead, but does do a damn good version of The Smell Of Death. 131
joe-jacobs.bsky.social @joe-jacobs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026If Mitch McConnell is really dead It’s sad that he can’t be laid to rest Due to his political party hiding the truth from the American people 020
Gunder @glisen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I find it funny how they are trying to Gloss over what is happening in regards to him but are acting out over the passing of Lindsey Graham, to cover up what is happening that is. 000
Iona Brand @mikeiona.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Monty Python are rewriting their Parrot Sketch as we speak. "It is a dead Mitch Mcconnell, it has ceased to be!"static.klipy.comMonty Python Dead Parrot: It's Resting!Alt: Monty Python Dead Parrot: It's Resting! 170
nigeldcat.bsky.social @nigeldcat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Two more days till Mitch is officially dead! 001
dh-web.bsky.social @dh-web.bsky.social · 02/08/2026They should just allow the public to visit wherever McConnell is "recovering", to "view in state" and make their own decisions as to whether he's dead or not. 010
bitter-despondent.bsky.social @bitter-despondent.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Lich McConnell triumphantly returning to the senate floor 000
Allieheart | magical girl of cursewords @allieheart.bsky.social · 03/08/2026@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social is this true? 000
This Bitch Resists @liberalantitheist.bsky.social · 02/08/2026#MitchIsDead and he has been since EMS got called to his home. 000
John @johnmd1968.bsky.social · 02/08/2026You want proof of death for Mitch McConnell, look at the provided proof of living photos, same shirt, look at pre hospitalisation photos, how often has he wore hit tabletop shirt? 010
Worriedeuropean @rgnijhof.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I was by the way I deed thinking about his wife …. That’s real love or what?? 🤦♂️ 000
dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I can see why a living, but disabled or incapacitated McConnell would want to cling to power. What I honestly don't understand is what benefit McConnell's people see in keeping it ambiguous whether he's alive. It must be intentional because it would be so easy to prove life convincingly. 000
[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 02/08/2026Mitch would find this so distasteful if he was alive 000
Respect4Life @springhappy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I never make fun of anyone's illness or celebrate death no matter who they are, but this situation looks like the usual dirty tricks and hypocrisy employed to advance a political objective. I hope I'm wrong. 031
usetob-cowby.bsky.social @usetob-cowby.bsky.social · 02/08/2026"Ooh that smell, the smell of deaths around you" The Turdle is still on ice. 010
🇪🇨🇪🇸🇵🇷 @kfp849.bsky.social · 02/08/2026It's genuinely pathetic and insulting how much the Trump regime wants us to actually believe that Mitch McConnell is at all alive without showing any concrete proof. 030
SusanC @susancamille.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Does Moscow Mitch have kids? Do they approve if mommy dearest reaping power and money while old pops rots in a morgue waiting for the death announcement? 130
jenniexplainsitall.bsky.social @jenniexplainsitall.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Mitch McConnell is in a superposition 040
PJAIR @pjair.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Your pallbearers are still waiting 😎static.klipy.comRj Arivu Coffin Dance MemeALT: Rj Arivu Coffin Dance Meme 000
Joh Fonte @coolorado.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Mitch say’s hello from his bagstatic.klipy.comToe Tag and Body Bag IdentificationALT: Toe Tag and Body Bag Identification 010
Brainiac Kim 🇨🇦 @brainiackim.bsky.social · 02/08/2026static.klipy.comBernie's Poolside ChillALT: Bernie's Poolside Chill 010
WildfloursKitchen @wildflourskitchen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026static.klipy.comBernie's Poolside ChillALT: Bernie's Poolside Chill 060
web-bruin @web-bruin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026How in the world is it that nobody can figure out if this guy is dead or alive? 010
Ray Bannatyne @mrfoo123.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Mitch is on his next big adventure. Maybe he will learn to love. 020
upalag resists @upalag.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Only a couple more days until they officially announced his death. 010
Bert in Colorado @bertfoxson.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The decomposition of Mitch McConnell. By the GOP 020
Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Eh---they're from Kentucky. They have servants for that. 000
Kenlee Green Band @kenleegreen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026He’s more alive than ever! What are you talking about?! 😂 010
Suz Sez @queensuz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026If this is how it turns out, whoever is behind this should be charged with abuse of a corpse. 000
Van der Burgh @stephenintheburgh.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Only 36 hours to the Official: Mitch is Dead!!!! Announcement. 000
oakpark.bsky.social @oakpark.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Are Mitch and the Epstein files in the same place? 000
Richard NY @richardny.bsky.social · 02/08/2026youtu.be/E-vPFNihnGQ?...youtu.beForeigner - Blue Morning, Blue Day (Official Music Video)YouTube video by RHINO 000
Gilliganista!™️ @gilliganista.bsky.social · 02/08/2026#Cartoon by #cartoonist & #illustrator Trevor Sloan Irvin (Southerland Report). #tagthecartoonist #MitchMcConnell #McConnell #ElaineChao #Chao #Iran #GravediggerofAmericanDemocracy #GrimReaper #SCOTUS #obstruction #MoscowMitch #Deripaska #Rusal #Russia #Kentucky #KY #AndyBeshears #Beshears 040
Breve-latte man @fredd56.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Be considerate to the dead. They have feelings too! 010
kindnessmatters @djdigitalangel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026How many times have you read this post on social media, over the past decade? "The more you and your team tell a lie, people eventually begin to believe it" 000
Babaganoush O'Reilly @admiralbeefheart.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Does the CCP give marge a new American politician to handle or does she have to return to China? 1101
#I am Jane Doe @thetrueneutral.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Are we being prepped for when the current Pres dies in office? We're the guinea pigs to see if we'd accept that he was alive even if he wasn't? 1120
E.Vassar💙🏳️🌈🇺🇦☘️NY/GA💙🇺🇸 @e-vassar2.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Dead, coma"life-support", brain dead, he is NO LONGER CAPABLE of PERFORMING his job, fraudulently hiding his condition to interfere with the PROPER steps to fill that job is malfeasance by his staff! 010
mottnuh.bsky.social @mottnuh.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Are the prediction markets betting that Mitch McConnell will accidentally fall out of a hospital window on August 4th? 000
Fool on the Hill 📎 @antimaatheist.bsky.social · 02/08/2026After tomorrow 8/3/2026 it will be too late to do anything about replacing him. That was their plan and like all their evil plans, is working. We will find out he's been dead for over a month on 8/4/2026. The trump regime must fall. 292
AdaBabbage @agujack.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Could not resist.....😜 bsky.app/profile/cweb...Christopher Webb@cwebbonline.com🏆 000
carolblakemontana.bsky.social @carolblakemontana.bsky.social · 02/08/2026THERE R LAWS EGOTISTIC &VENGEFULL DESCRIBES HIM QUITE WELL WITH LIES AND CRIMES DAILY, HE BELONGS IN A CELL etc......... ............ ............ IzziNews.substack.com The one and only 60 second lyrical newscast Recommended by Thom Hartmannizzinews.substack.comIzziNews.substack.com | Carol Blake | SubstackIzzi brings you news and opinions in a succinct 60 second quirky format. Click to read IzziNews.substack.com, by Carol Blake, a Substack publication with hundreds of subscribers. 000
WizardBeWitch @wizardbewitch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Enough of this charade, vote out Republicans in November so they can lie to each other away from hurting America 014
Charlottes Mum @charliesweb2.bsky.social · 02/08/2026She would have to hold his arm to make him wave, by now rigour mortis would have worn off and that weird ‘sweet’ smell of decaying flesh will be filling his room. 010
Christina A Knight @christinaak.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Weekend at Mitch's? I don't think it will do well in theaters, ... or anywhere else 010
olym1976.bsky.social @olym1976.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Here’s the tragedy…when he does die…no honest take in celebration of his life is now possible. 😳 000
Mark Platt @mabbes1408.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Death becomes them!static.klipy.comDeath Becomes Her: Goldie Hawn & Meryl StreepALT: Death Becomes Her: Goldie Hawn & Meryl Streep 031
vegascookies.bsky.social @vegascookies.bsky.social · 02/08/2026He's in the morgue. They're worth millions. They took a ppp loan. She & staff wants to keep their taxpayer paychecks til Jan Like the other GOPdiot in 2024 She's paying the morgue staff to be sure his door stays closed/locked/hidden 040
Dick Pinch @jamesschilf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026That’s what I said. His wife is hiding his death in-order to gather all his wealth and keep it away from Mitch’s kids 010
Political Warrior @revolution2dot0.bsky.social · 02/08/2026What's that smell? Oh! That's what's remaining of the United States after what Republicans and Trump have been doing to it. China and Russia will be here soon, fighting over carcass to see what might be of use to them.. 020
seeyouican.bsky.social @seeyouican.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Mitch just needs to be "alive" until Tuesday right? 010
Some old fart @unclegus1967.bsky.social · 02/08/2026People should watch the comedy, a weekend at Bernie’s. I know it’s fiction.. but.. 010
Sarge @sillysarge.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Shame on his wife and family for being a party to this nonsense. 001
steampunk62.bsky.social @steampunk62.bsky.social · 03/08/2026This is how the Governor forces their hand: lower the flag to half mast, hold a news conference declaring Moscow Mitch’s passing, and appoint a replacement and make it official that very day. Either, they show him alive, conscious and in his right mind or shut up and salute the flag. 😼 000
Dazed N. Confused @browneyedgal00001.bsky.social · 03/08/2026static.klipy.comBon Jovi Singing WantedALT: Bon Jovi Singing Wanted 000
Alice Sanvito @bambinamomma.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Who wants to bet that after Aug. 4 we finally find out what is going on with Mitch? 000
Susan NO DMs @rinative.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I am starting to feel bad the asshole can’t just die in peace. 🤦♀️ 130
genxblue72.bsky.social @genxblue72.bsky.social · 03/08/2026bsky.app/profile/genx...@genxblue72.bsky.social@genxblue72.bsky.socialSeems about right what do you think? #MitchMcConnell #senator #USA #alive #dead 000
Frode Vanger 🇺🇸🇺🇦🎖️ @smokedoyster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026One more day and his seat remains open. They can take him off the respirator. 010
civil4liberties.bsky.social @civil4liberties.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Ouch! He needs the turtle shell for stability. 010
Cranky Old Man 🏴 🇪🇦 @crankyoldman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Replace him already!static.klipy.comAres (Kevin Tod Smith): I'll Find Someone ElseALT: Ares (Kevin Tod Smith): I'll Find Someone Else 040
ThreadThoughtsKindness @threadthoughts.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Well, we're down to the wire. It's less than 24 hours to go before it's "D" for "Declare Mitch Dead Day." 000
Cristiano Conte 🇵🇸 @ccrc23.bsky.social · 02/08/2026just like this lady, bringing her uncle corpse to a bank trying to make “him” sign a loan to cash outyoutu.beMulher é presa ao levar tio morto à agência bancária para sacar empréstimo | Retrospectiva 2024YouTube video by RECORD 000
michaelsolomon2.bsky.social @michaelsolomon2.bsky.social · 02/08/2026y.getyarn.io/ea420651-dee...y.getyarn.io 000
pjhrose.bsky.social @pjhrose.bsky.social · 02/08/2026That's too repulsive to comment on. Hate McConnell, but he has a family. 000
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