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Cranky Old Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇦

@crankyoldman.bsky.social
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I can write cursive, tell the time on a clock with hands, and balance a checkbook! I rode a bike with no helmet, played outside all day, and ran around barefoot. I received all of my childhood vaccines, too! Yet, here I am. No DMs, please!

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 9h
Jim Bakker, the TV preacher brought down by sex and financial scandals, has died at 86. He and his then-wife, Tammy Faye Bakker, built a televangelism empire that ended in a spectacular collapse of greed, scandal, and excess.
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Kegbreath is still working on his bad ass face!
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Mr Bean Making Silly Faces
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Cranky Old Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇦 @crankyoldman.bsky.social · 10h
OMG! He literally wants to shove it up my *ss!
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Robert Downey Jr. Surprised Look
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Cranky Old Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇦 @crankyoldman.bsky.social · 10h
I have to stop watching the national news.
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Cranky Old Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇦 @crankyoldman.bsky.social · 10h
Donnie Limpstick just passed the peekaboo cognitive test.
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Cute Baby Peeking and Smiling
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Cranky Old Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇦 @crankyoldman.bsky.social · 10h
So just what do we need to do to get those files released?
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Brain Hurts
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Cranky Old Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇦 @crankyoldman.bsky.social · 10h
Tiny PeePee Mikey Johnson could get out of DC fast enough.
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Forrest Gump's Iconic Run
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Cranky Old Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇦 @crankyoldman.bsky.social · 10h
Those morons in Nebraska actually believed the lies coming out of his mouth.
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Taco Working Hard
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Cranky Old Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇦 @crankyoldman.bsky.social · 10h
A special message for the MAGAts in Congress.
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Patricia Williams Says Buh-Bye
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Art & Nature @capecodfairytales.bsky.social · 13h
#Poetry #Painting #Sunset Amongst the woods, there lies a cabin From where we watched the sunsets, Listened to the rain for long long hours... Counted the stars when it grew dark - Nihal Sharma 🎨 Jim Musil
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If boys will be boys then girls will be girls 💥😳🤣
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 21h
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🇨🇦DUNK🇨🇦 (Proud Part owner of Canada) @noofieninja.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 14h
Mike Caruso, Palm Beach County Clerk of Courts, and pedophile said he still intends to win his election for Clerk and Comptroller after being arrested in August for molesting a male relative under the age of 5. He’s been endorsed by the GOP. amp.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
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Palm Beach GOP endorses candidate accused of child sex abuse
“I maintain my innocence and remain a candidate for Clerk of the Circuit Court and Comptroller,” Mike Caruso, facing child sex abuse charges.
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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social · 12h
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Centaur
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The 70s Guy @stevenw888.bsky.social · 15h
On this day in 1974, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells went to No.1 for the first time on the UK album chart, 15 months after being released (partly because part of it featured in the film The Exorcist). It went on to sell over 10 million copies worldwide. #TubularBells #MikeOldfield
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Jax (the original) @jacqueline321.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 11h
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 21h
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h
Trump calls Natalie on stage, checks out her legs, calls her "perfect," then floats creating a reality show w/ her -- & other lowlights from his rally tonight in Nebraska (Including Trump saying of Iran, "Let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is very small price to pay")
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 14h
Oh, spare me the bullshit redemption tour. Everyone knew what this was going to be. “Thom Tillis calls his vote to confirm Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth his “biggest regret” and says Hegseth should resign.” apnews.com/article/thom...
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Republican Sen. Tillis calls his vote for Hegseth the 'biggest regret of my career' in a new book
Republican Sen. Thom Tillis says in a new book that his deciding vote to confirm Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth in January 2025 is the “biggest regret of my career.”
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🦋🐕‍🦺🌺LadyWillow💚🐾🦋 @ladywillow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.threads.com/share/BANePk...
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 15h
Good Dog
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Cranky Old Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇦 @crankyoldman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just try to stop my mail in ballot.
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Liz G's Furious Stare
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Cranky Old Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇦 @crankyoldman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anti MAGAt bear spray?
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Seinfeld: Oh, That's Gold, Baby!
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Cranky Old Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇦 @crankyoldman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still waiting on those damned files!
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Mohamed Larbi Slimane Checks Time in Suit
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Cranky Old Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇦 @crankyoldman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pete Hegseth is looking forward to completing his first pull-up!
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Screech (Dustin Diamond) Flexes Muscles
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Cranky Old Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇦 @crankyoldman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vote like he’s on the ballot?
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Comaricemalibean Baby Laughing and Falling
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Cranky Old Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇦 @crankyoldman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No Natalie, Harmony is not taking your White House diaper changing job!
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Mr. Bean Winks
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Cranky Old Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇦 @crankyoldman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him double Dutch!
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Horse Rearing with Rider in Field
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Cranky Old Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇦 @crankyoldman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was raised to respect others. We never saw skin color in our household. Different religions were celebrated. Sexism was an alien concept. What can I do for you was our mantra. I miss my childhood!
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Peanuts Snoopy's Happy Aviator Dance
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Gary Buckley @garybuckley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
© Eyvind Earle. 'Winter Village.' Serigraph on paper, 1981. 100.3 × 74.9 cm.
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🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's how it's done 👇
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☮️ 🤎🌈🫶🏼🦋🌎🌊👨🏽‍🦽‍➡️💙⚓️📚 @gypsynana5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hatch green chili mac & cheese 💚
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cute Pet Halloween 🎃 Costumes
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Photos by Tony #skyjunkie @ynotg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Lake #Livingston,Texas as the #Sun goes down. #Skyscape #Cloudscape #Photography #EastCoastKin #Silhouette #Sunsets #MyBackYard #Clouds #Ripples
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Valleygirl1964 @valleygirl1964.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Angela Paxton from Texas. You’re an embarrassment to women everywhere where’s your pride? you sound like an abuse woman. We also suggest you seek help.#Pathetic. 
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🦌 The Deer Whisperer 🦌 @thedeerwhisperer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good morning, Bluesky! Dawn in Seattle, Washington. 📸Theresa Arbow O'Conner
Dawn in Seattle
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Kristine @forced2laugh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today I’m helping neighbors. 1. Take a shower , she’s having knee issues 2. Lunch with 105 y.o neighbor, she wants a taco. 3. Dinner with another lonely one. Be kind out there! Ppl need help and love ❤️
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Mourning NAVALNY😢 @jan-readsalot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just when we think it can’t get worse … it does.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/10/2026
It's like joining a cult where the Kool-Aid costs $6.99 and comes with a side of celibacy.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 05/10/2026
Spirit Halloween finally found something scarier than the prices.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Memorable Presidential Quotes In History From FDR: "The only thing we have to fear... is fear itself." From JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." From our Vulgarian-In-Chief:
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
j.lulu_photography ..Lulu🦋 📍Anna Maria Island, FL Sunset, Gulf of Mexico
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got my approval 💥👏
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Briana @neverstopthefight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What universe does Trump live in??? His delusional perception is scary. He is completely detached from reality..
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