Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026being single is great until you need someone to walk on your back 181758 0
Jeremiah Avery @jlavery522.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I swear I hit “like” with no impure thoughts!static.klipy.comPinocchio's Nose Grows When He LiesAlt: Pinocchio's Nose Grows When He Lies 000 0
Peoria Bummer @peoriabummer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Have you considered working in education? People walk all over us all the time. 130 0
Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 12/10/2026Just do what I do: “Hey kiddo, we’re going to practice our balance on Dad’s back!” 120 0
daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Or when you're sick and there's nobody to bring you soup 000 0
natural passenger @snakedothandler.bsky.social · 12/10/2026but doctor I ALWAYS need someone to walk on my back. or my front. just generally in need of walking. 030 0
Roto BOOOOO-tor @rototudor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026There is one knot on my neck I need rubbed violently I’m almost ready to commit to a relationship so someone will dig their elbow into it regularly 030 0
Sean Padilla (He/They) Will Write a Good Song About Anything @seanpadilla.blacksky.app · 12/10/2026I wear a size 12 shoe I don’t know if you’d want me to do that 010 0
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 12/10/2026cant break up bc I need my targeted calf massage for my plantar fasciitis. 010 0
Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Gf: I don’t feel comfortable doing this. I’m too heavy Me: step. On. My. Spine. 130 0
Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You wouldn't like it I'm almost 300 pounds. 000 0
it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 12/10/2026we didn't know this was a widespread thing but yeah dang our ex wife was really good at that 040 0
daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I have only been with one person small enough to do that and have still left it to professionals 040 0
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026when i say i yearn to be flat what i mean is i need someone to put all their weight onto my spine 7792 0
It's Always Spooky in Cincinnati @cforever.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I mean, I'd do it, but you'd probably look like this afterwards.static.klipy.comRaph go SplatAlt: Raph the Ninja Turtle all flat. 020 0
