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Misanthropoltergeist

@misanthropolack.bsky.social
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Member of the peanut gallery who inexplicably got an invite code Generally shitposting. Sometimes sincere. Spooky season enjoyer

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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The gallons of risotto I could make…
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Grumpy Cat: The Dog
A black and grey speckled dog sleeps on a couch, the right side of his face rests on a pillowThe exact same shot of the same dog, zoomed in. His face now fills the frame. Both of his ears are pointed to his left, camera rightAgain, same shot, zoomed in further. The focus is on his eyes and snout.

His eyes are firmly closed. Almost like he’s pretending to be asleep.


His mouth is likewise almost forced into a frown.
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I keep saying, curse out spammers instead of saying “STOP”
Screenshot of a text, continuing from the quoted skeet.

Tyler has replied “You have successfully unsubscribed.”
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love me some political outreach
A text message from (219) 215-8898

“Tyler w/ Turning Point Action. This is bigger than this November - it's the next decade:” and then some turning point bullshit

“lol fuck you Tyler and your hero whose neck just did that”

I await Tyler’s response
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's a van on my block whose backing-up alarm has been going off for 2 days, all day. Someone talk me down from smashing their window, popping the hood, disconnecting the battery and walking away
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*on mute, in a sing-song voice* I love windows sharing, because it never fucking works the way it should! GF: You talk that way at work?
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NY groove made me dig this one up
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I want to listen to Mario Savio’s speech “Here’s an ad for Lacoste” I.
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Oh are you trying to film me dreaming? Well I’m awake now”
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now [roommate] you’ve been fuckin about in the hallway for the last 45 minutes muckin about in the cabinets, d’you you know I’ve been waiting on you to fuck off to your room so’s I can take a piss without being disturbed? I got a fuckin dog with me here. Minding his business?
A late middle aged man, he is very greasy, his coat, shirt, tie and hair are filthy. He is staring just off of the camera. He has a smug look of satisfaction on his face.

It’s Gary Oldman in Slow Horses
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Ok, my back should be ok by Saturday” My back: lol bet?
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tweaked my back throwing up (hurraaaaay) so I’m lying on a heating pad on the ground and Hugo is SO confused. “You know we have a couch, right?”
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I go right
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
holy shit how have I never seen it before
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Rachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me: I don't really get why people love fall Also me: I should make some cinnamon buns and run an IV of cider.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Making popcorn to watch this DOT guy scream at people who moved cones to drive on our closed street, "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK 'ROAD CLOSED' MEANS?! 5 FUCKIN TIMES I GOTTA GO AND PUT THE CONES BACK"
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GF: What’s this? Me: he’s not going to make him come to y- Dog: LET’S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOIOO
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Halt and catch fire” Do you want this new tech oriented show? “No I want halt and catch fire” Ok but we have a show about Web 2.0 that we’re trying to make it seem like Halt and Catch Fire “Is there Lee Pace being super hot and a lunatic?” Wellllll “I’m just gonna rewatch Halt and Catch Fire”
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
5 minutes in to cancelling our cable:”I’m sorry, I know this is gonna mess up your metrics, but the decision has been made, we need to cancel.” 90 minutes in to cancelling our cable: “do you have a family?”
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's forecasted to be under 70 degrees for the next week... the urge to make chili has been awakened.
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The dog has used the devastating tactic of starting to dream as I was getting ready to take him out for a walk
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mr. Steal Your Spot
A black and grey dog sits on one side of a couch, his head draped off the front edge. He refuses to acknowledge me.A black and grey dog is stretched out on a bed. His head is on a pillow, looking towards the camera. I went to pee, two minutes prior.
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
No greater joy than someone “well ackshully”-ing your joke. Do you poke them? Block them? Ignore and move along?
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Torn between immediately watching slow horses and giving it a few weeks to binge
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My god
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Wow how did he get someone that looks so much like her? … “Holy shit it’s a documentary?!”
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
While we got our asses kicked (expected tbh) instead of the usual player portraits for the opposing team, the Cyclones replaced them with Dolly
The big screen at the Cyclones game. Usually they show the portrait of the batter from the opposing team, but today every one was of Dolly in front of a pink background.  The only text really visible is Nolaya.
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Last week: "thank god, they're done cutting down all the trees next door." Today: 3 front end loaders arrive to start tearing up the asphalt at 7:30.
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Tell Cersei”
A dog with a black and grey face has a white sheet draped over his head while he looks away from the camera, his mouth slightly open
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Tell Cersei”
A dog with a black and grey face has a white sheet draped over his head while he looks away from the camera, his mouth slightly open
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ranting in a group chat about how much I hated the regulars at the Waystation. A steampunk themed bar that closed a decade ago
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
To the dog, “she’s not gonna take you out. She’s not gonna do it. She’s not that guy.” In my head:
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I Am That Guy
Alt: A GORGEOUS bearded whit guy stands in front of a door, saying “I am that guy” It’s from the expanse. If you know you know
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Update: I actually can’t be trusted and need to be sniffed over again.
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Committed the gravest crime: pet another dog
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Been watching a bunch of bar rescue, and there’s a mini street fair around the corner. Screaming, “THERE’S NO PORTION CONTROL. PEOPLE LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK. AND THAT’S WHY YOU’RE A FAILLLLLYA,” at some 9 year olds.
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There are now 2 wood chippers in the lot..I.
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Watching Broken Link "Garak was right."
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I will get *some* measure of peace today.
Screenshot of my mutes

'Helmet' is muted
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
god...DAMN IT 2026
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“All 8 District Leaders who lost in June voted yes” WHAT A FUCKIN SURPRISE
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s sad that neither person making these is on here, but I love these so much because I remember Snowy and the way that EVERYONE was pissed about him being taken.
A picture of the front page of a zine. It’s black and white, titled “Snowy’s Saga Part 3: Snowdrift”

There is a cat with a headwrap with one paw extended, about to swat at the earth that sits in front of a field of stars.
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There was a bodega cat around the corner, someone's making a zine about him. And man, I really needed to discover a new issue came out
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
Discworld QOTD, from The Shepherd's Crown "FOR I CAN SEE THE BALANCE AND YOU HAVE LEFT THE WORLD MUCH BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT, AND IF YOU ASK ME, said Death, NOBODY COULD DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT…"
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hear me out: The John F. Kennedy and Dolly Parton Memorial Center for the Performing Arts
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
FUCK. Man, we're not gonna see someone like her in our lives.
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So despite me telling @grilli.ad to post something about it, he cruelly ignored my pleas. But he's too busy at PlayNYC to notice. Look at Trellis. You pilot a robot (Fig) exploring the ruins of an ancient temple while keeping your plant alive. I've played some early builds and it's great.
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Trellis on Steam
TRELLIS is a puzzle/adventure game featuring Fig, a robot caretaker tending to its plant. Shine the Spotlight to guide Fig and solve dozens of unique puzzles, uncovering the mysteries of an ancient al...
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Misanthropoltergeist @misanthropolack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There's a beard hair stuck in my teeth, I am out of flossers, and slowly going insane.
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