Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026choosing between health insurance plans is like deciding between gutter sludge and toilet water 1226315
i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i get to figure out medicare in 2 years this should be funnnn 040
Powerbomb Reply Guy @evilbeard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Open enrollment designed to ruin the fall vibes. 050
nathen @logicalnuisance.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Perhaps a certain Italian boy was right in what he did 000
NLCBIO @nlcbio.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Our open enrollment info comes out next week. Can't wait. 😭 010
Steve Adams @steve-adams.me · 09/10/2026Connoisseurs know that the best gutter sludge always has toilet water in it already 030
Andrew, Who Is Giving Up @andrewhedstrom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026and conservatives I talked to irl are opposed to having a comprehensive public option because they like the freedom of choosing between gutter sludge and toilet water 020
Jape @jp-ogborn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I love how they give me the choice as if I'm not going to choose the one taking the least out of each check because I'm not going to make enough money to actually USE the fucking insurance 040
Anna Rompage @annarompage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Kick in the nuts or eat a shit sandwich- your choice 000
Runnin L8 (like usual) @runnin-l8.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The two things to consider are: • how often do you make appts? • does the PBM suck? In most cases, take the HMO unless it’s unaffordable. 000
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026and they both are going to be more expensive than ever before :) 6890
Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Fortunately the GOP forced Medicare Advantage on us so insurance companies can profiteer even on seniors! 040
