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Trailer Park Orthopod

@stresshoop.bsky.social
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Cranky #MeatCarpenter & #curmudgeon. Orthopaedic Surgeon, sucker for food, cocktails, doggos, & unheard voices. That was definitely not me you saw at your local karaoke bar. The trailer is aspirational. #ginfluencer he/him

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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 8h
YoutubeTV is unable to get the sound right in a live broadcast. If it was muting Smoltz that would be ok but in the case of the sound if the ball hitting the glove not so much.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 8h
My morning drive exploded. Indigo snuck into the misty sunrise. I blinked, certain the wipers fooled my old eyes. Miles past, green danced with red. I celebrated the dawn from the shoulder with vibrant blue sky.
A picture of a rainbow from the side of the road during my commute this morning.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 9h
San Diego learned "One man does not a bullpen make" the hard way.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 10h
AJ Pierzynski is the biggest asshole on a national #MLB broadcast unless it's John Smoltz. John Smoltz is the biggest asshole on a national #MLB broadcast unless it's AJ Pierzynski. AJ Pierzynski is the biggest asshole on a national #MLB broadcast unless it's John Smoltz. John Smoltz is the...
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 21h
Driving in to do cases on a Sunday hits better when there is a rainbow. B 🌈 🌈 M!
The right side of a double rainbow. The left side of the double rainbow. Only one is shown. The double rainbow in its entirety. The second arc is only visible on the right. The high sky is grey moving to shades of pink.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Or run for office in their favorite party.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AI is no good at polling And medicine And design And law And art And writing And movies And therapy And creativity And science...
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hard to believe this genius got stuck under the bed. The #derp is strong with this one.
Black lab, belly up, getting pets. Looking derpy.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Silver Uprising Gray in the temples now I'm Only begging for Less hate and fewer Dramatic news stories. Every day demands a New revolution.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just got DTaP, COVID-19, and Flu shot in one arm today. I'm on call this weekend. My hammer swinging arm has to be ok!
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The nurse should just blame turning point.
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#SomethingEveryday #NationalPoetryDay @sonnetsmith.bsky.social I could never pick my favorite poem, but I am sharing Cuttings, by Theodore Roethke, as well as my poem, Still Life Lady’s Slipper and Glass, from my book, 539. It is one of several poems I have written for my friend who died in 1986.
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 30/09/2026
Today's Art on the Avenue Promo features meeeeeeee 😀
promotional image from Art on the Avenue with lots of itty-bitty watercolors
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also, Max Fried is profoundly weak bearded. #MLB
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy #AstrosEliminationDay to those who celebrate. #MLB
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy shit. This peopling thing is hard.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Super Inteligence"
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder if Twins fans are rooting for the Astros to win it all so that there can be a new worst World Series champion team ever ahead of their 1987 squad. #MLB
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Too many fossils in the Democratic Party think their way or No way. Fuck 'em.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I miss our Antarctica friend from medtwitter
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The greed of the market which anticipates a profit they could happen in the future into current stock price so in order to get the stock to go up you constantly ⬆️ profit margin and the rate of increase must ACCELERATE in order to meet stock price thresholds is profound end-stage capitalism shit.
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I'm a Lectern @notpodium.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gumby lectern is new! 😍
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
UnBEElieviable
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
During the discussion of whether or not it's ok to use AI to write letters of recommendation in ortho, I saw my first letter that clearly stated "AI was not used in the writing of this letter."
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you don't understand how much money you are going to lose to these companies/markets then watch the ads that have LeBron and Manning and Spike and so many others. They are paying for them with your losses.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Your surgery will be outpatient. We will discharged you the next morning."
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When friends have thread!
I fixed it with brown thread.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anybody got a safety pin I can have?
My tie pulled the label off. You can see my polyester Yves Saint Laurent seventies tie has tried to give up the ghost. My tail will be flapping all day until I find a safety pin or a needle and thread.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nonono, sir. The entire lounge is interested in listening to you opine about the size of your AI spend. Please continue. Loudly.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Elly, you fack the slant then hit the z-out pattern to the ford pinto. I'll toss to the halfback and he'll hit you from the garbage cans.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Blue Jays are putting on a clinic as to why they aren't a playoff team: Bring closer in for 5 out save. He gets out of the eighth. He gives up a single, he can't hold a runner and the runner steals second base. Then he fails on the PFP and yields the lead.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Has anyone noticed that the end of the world began when the astros switched to the American League?
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh fuck. B 😭 😭 M
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Name your favorite Star Trek species, wrong answers only.
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5lncos Stan Twt
Alt: Mitch McConnell falling down.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@cjzero.bsky.social Did you get the clips of the kid in the background of the Soto vs Grichik AB in the sixth inning yelling "We wanna pitcher, not a belly itcher!" Must be a pretty desolate park because it sounds like they are "miked up."
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The worst part about Michigan's losing is it doesn't matter. They will still get on a roll in the big ten and waltz into the playoff with 2-3 losses. The NCAA has officially made NCAA football into NCAA basketball. Early season games don't matter.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Fire Kyle" chants at Michigan's by next week do you reckon?
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If I had been doing one job for 25 years & was so bad that 58.9% of the time I was questioned about my work I was found to be wrong, I wouldn't tell players how to dress. I would figure out how to be better at my job or I would fucking retire. This is a Doug Eddings skeet. #MLB #IAmWithRincon
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fine. I admit it. I'm tired of all this winning. Can we go back now?
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Despite the standings, the Dodgers might be the most underachieving team in baseball based on their roster and salary.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
MrsTPO: Oh no! Dolly Parton died! Lil Trailer Parker #1: She clocked out early. She was scheduled until 5!
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Why won't he just hurry up and die already?
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
With all the cuts to hip and knee arthroplasty reimbursement (with more planned) look for orthopods to use this same fee scheme of add on nonsurgcial costs for robots, cryotherapy, DME and other bullshit in order to try to stop the hemorrhaging of their earning power.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Do you occasionally have a song like "Night Moves" on single song loop for days or weeks on end or are you normal? B 🌚 🚚 M!
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am so excited for Pumpkin Spice Fuck the Patriarchy.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
That feeling when you realize your team didn't do enough at the #MLB trade deadline and the rest is just suffering.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Even back in the 1980s we knew there are only two genders: rabbit and female. B 🥕 🍰 M!
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Jessica Rabbit Invites Roger Home
Alt: Jessica Rabbit Invites Roger Rabbit Home for carrot cake... B 🥕 🍰 M!
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
TPDog thinks he is people.
A black lab rests his head on a crimson blanket. His eyes are telling you about the whole world.
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
How does Ty France have 17 HR?
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Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The current us supreme court seems only to exist to allow billionaires to billionaire more effectively.
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