Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 03/08/2026i can't wait until rfk jr is eaten alive by a wild boar while doing some unsanitary act in the woods 1619013
Stefan @stefan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026A boar is about the only thing that could gain *anything* from that man’s liver. Or at least not die from eating it. 000
Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I think that same wish is what gets him out of bed in the morning 010
Derek Caron @dcaron28.bsky.social · 03/08/2026give him the same quack medicines to survivestatic.klipy.comGive Me Something for the PainAlt: Give Me Something for the Pain 020
RexLibris @rexlibris.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Oh, so you're hoping for a quick death? I was leaning towards "eaten alive by maggots after suffering a paralyzing stroke". 260
Steve Mcilhatton @stevemcilhatton.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Why would you wish something so horrible on a poor boar? Imagine the parasites and toxins. Best he just gets crushed under a log 060
Thomas Kesteman🦠🧫🔬🌏 @tomk.eurosky.social · 03/08/2026A boar is way too noble. A worm is what ate him alive (and seems to finish the job in his skull 🧠🪱) 000
George Wishart @gwbiscuit.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It’s an Aunt Gladys ending but instead of children chasing him, it’s a pack of bear cubs with an angry mama bear not far behind. 020
Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 03/08/20262026: the year the animals get their revenge.static.klipy.comold dude bison flipALT: old dude bison flip 020
I am Jack's Cell Phone @jackscellphone.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Wild boars would be too kind; need some "domesticated" pigs who take their time and like to play with their food...👍 010
Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouth @acesurd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I'd rather him shit himself to death 000
