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Underdog KC

@realunderogkc.bsky.social
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Not bird, nor plane, nor even frog...it's just little old me, Underdog. Professional smartass. Pays pretty well.

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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 11h
Sea mammals get it.
the-independent.com
Gang of eight sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South Pacific
Crew described terrifying encounter as they were woken up by “loud thud” as the 52ft vessel was struck
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 11h
They were called Thomas guides (I think), when I was working in LA I had so many volumes that I used.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 12h
My enmity for Kansas notwithstanding, this is a great museum. And closing it would be a blow to Hays as well as the university. But they'll continue to have sports. So fuck any of the world-famous fossils, they'll get new sod on the football field & a nice new finish on the basketball court.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 12h
Will they agree to fund special education at something even approximate to the amount that Kansas is required, by law, to do? Or will they become pass the buck circle jerkers like their predecessors?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13h
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
theonion.com
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why is "Checks" in quotes?* *I know full well why, I just wanted to be a smartass. "Play to your strengths," my grandmere always told me. So I do.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A couple that used to play on Wednesdays just came into The Frac with their newborn. He's adorable! Walter. Born with sideburns. The sasquatch gene is strong in that one. Then another couple was sitting outside with their newborn. He was goggling at the world and taking it all in. I love kids.
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Average Jane @averagejane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In Kansas, if you have a mail-in ballot and end up waiting to the last minute to drop it off, be aware that you can take it to ANY polling location on Election Day.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dear Log, I've given up on expressing my displeasure when la Principessa gets mayo. It may slow her desire, but it definitely improves my state of mind. So much to do today...fueling up near home, then getting to it. Have a Friday.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ayuh...THERE'S that inner heat that comes from steaming my beans. Gonna go get mein kind in a bit. And hug her a little longer than I might ordinarily. She's really good at hugging and can make me forget what a shithole country we live in for a while.
npr.org
Trump administration reverses stance on integration of people with disabilities
Disability rights advocates are angered by the latest reversal but are rallying behind proposed legislation and working with states to strengthen protections for community integration.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Welp! Looks like I can rest easy. Thank the fates.
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hometowntrivia.bsky.social @hometowntrivia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thursday! HomeTown Trivia! Mae's! 8:00! Come out for a chance to win $30, 20 or 10 in gift certificates. C'mon...you know you wanna play. Tonight's hint: Band with the most destroyed guitars on tour. See alla yiz at Mae's!
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And sometimes, rather than raping women, they kill other dudes. Men are the worst.
wbaltv.com
Ex-fraternity leader at Arizona university sentenced after pledge died of alcohol poisoning
A former NAU fraternity leader was sentenced to two months in jail for his role in a hazing ritual that led to the death of a pledge.
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🟠 This week’s Klassîk Tom the Dancing Bug - “AFTER THE REVOLUTION” (2011) - www.gocomics.com/tomthedancin...
gocomics.com
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 1, 2026 | GoComics
Read Tom the Dancing Bug—a comic strip by creator Ruben Bolling—for today, October 1, 2026, and check out other great comics, too!
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
These people walk amongst us.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good news, everybody!
foxnews.com
Elon Musk lands new Trump admin role shaping future of American warfare
Elon Musk will co-lead Project Meridian with Palmer Luckey and Newt Gingrich to map future warfare domains and military technologies for the Pentagon.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No. In point of fact it's not mid boggling at all. We are a shithole country.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Temp is 69 (let us all titter like 12 year old boys), but I'm still pretty steamed.
nprillinois.org
Abuse was caught on camera at Choate Developmental Center. The prosecutor offered plea deals
Weeks later, he files a federal lawsuit to prevent cuts at the state-run facility
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Made me smile. And it's on a friend's car.
Sticker on a car that says, "ACAB...All Camaros Are Bitchin'"
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Listened to part of this today. Sounds like a lotta fun.
kcur.org
Lucky Rabbit Literature Festival brings award-winning children's book team to Kansas City
The Rabbit hOle museum in North Kansas City is hosting The Lucky Rabbit Literature Festival this weekend, bringing together seven of the most prominent authors and artists working in the children’s bo...
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hometowntrivia.bsky.social @hometowntrivia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wednesday! HomeTown Trivia! Fric & Frac! 7:30! Come out for a great time & a shot at $30, 20 or 10 in gift certificates. C'mon...you know you wanna play. Tonight's hint: 8 concerts in 24 hours in 2012. A record at the time. See alla yiz at The Frac!
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's a start...
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What? The police lack training? Then why are they paid so much? Starting to think cops serve no useful purpose.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Talk about being in the right place at the right time. And with the right skill set.
wisn.com
News Chopper 12 video shows plane crash in a cornfield near East Troy airport
Three people were taken to a hospital for evaluation after the plane crash near East Troy. FAA officials are investigating the cause.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"A shiny brand new app because I can't afford a therapist"
youtube.com
Doom Tripping
YouTube video by Spanish Love Songs - Topic
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No. Just no.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whoa! This is great!
apnews.com
A truck driver built a model of NYC with over 800,000 structures for fun. Now it's a museum exhibit
A truck driver who spent two decades building a massive scale model of his native New York City was delighted when it went viral on TikTok.
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Vajra Chandrasekera @vajra.me · 21/09/2026
apart from the known standard model of novels, novellas, and novellettes, we are yet to find evidence of the hypothesized novelino, noveletto, noveluccio, noveluzzo, or noveluolo. a great deal of work remains to be done
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And, y'know, states shouldn't be murdering people either.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
“Upon reviewing the disciplinary action we took toward the seven Chi Phi brothers who allegedly gang-raped a student for over seven hours, we have concluded that the mandated two-page minimum on essays was woefully inadequate.” — Michael Kotlikoff, Cornell president
theonion.com
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck me thrice! This is the kinda shit he's focused on. Iran? Never heard of it.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another day, another PET scan. Although la Principessa is a pro by now.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is the only political ad that understands the situation
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sitting in a darkened room with la Principessa. She's moving around so that the vinyl chair is making fart noises. And giggling herself silly. She's been pumped fulla radioactive dye, but has no superpowers that I can see. Going for her 1st PET scan in a bit. Whee!
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No, the current healthcare system was built to increase shareholder returns. And you run a fucking skin care company, little shooter. Maybe just slow your roll a mite.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Big same. And I am going to use "necrodestination" in conversation at least once today.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026
"What is that noise? Is that music? And why are these men prancing about to ugly music? This is not art. This is not a Jellicle cat. What the hell is that on their legs? It’s like they cut up jumpers and put them on their legs. That is NOT what Jellicle cats do." (Happy b-day, T.S.) buff.ly/tUau6Zr
buff.ly
T.S. Eliot Sees Cats for the First Time
Sept 26 2021 9/26/22 9/26/23 9/26/25
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
13.6 million registered voters. They've indicted 20. Look, voter fraud is bad. But to crow like this about getting .000147% is fucking ridiculous. And to do so in Florida, home of the Brooks Brothers riot and where Gore actually WON the fucking election in 2000 takes ridicularity to new heights.
wlrn.org
DeSantis touts 20 voter fraud indictments
Six weeks before the general election, Gov. Ron DeSantis and other state officials on Thursday hailed the indictments of 20 people on voting fraud charges.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dunno how we've missed West Plaza Bodega before now, particularly since I've hit it solo more than a coupla times. That situation has been remedied, though. And we split a cheese danish afterward. I love her so, but mein kind is very basic. Off to shenaniganry and grocering! Have a Friday.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ACAB includes this...whatever in hell you would call him. Does JCCC have armed cops? And who thought THAT would be a good idea?
kmbc.com
Johnson County Community College police officer charged with rape, sodomy
A Johnson County Community College police officer faces first-degree rape and sodomy charges in connection with an alleged 2024 sexual assault in Kansas City.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, Chicago is being held to a single digit score. Go Royals!
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nary a lie detected.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@jasonkander.bsky.social is one of the good guys.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Close enough for government work.
static.klipy.com
1984 Big Brother Propaganda
ALT: 1984 Big Brother Propaganda
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hometowntrivia.bsky.social @hometowntrivia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thursday! HomeTown Trivia! Mae's! 8:00! Come out for a chance to win $30, 20 or 10 in gift certificates. C'mon...you know you wanna play. Tonight's hint: The band and their NZ fans created seismic activity in 2011. See alla yiz at Mae's!
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Make fall trail mix out of an assortment of gin airplane bottles to complement the crisp, pine-scented air." I once observed that gin tasted like Christmas and a friend said, "Yeah...if your father was Brendan Behan." I got the joke and laughed. Because I'm a nerd.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stopped at Avelluto's for a slice earlier and they didn't have a house pie. Said I'd wait, all was well, and they gave me an extra slice since I had to wait. Not being an asshole pays off.
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hometowntrivia.bsky.social @hometowntrivia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wednesday! HomeTown Trivia! Fric & Frac! 7:30! Come out for a great time & a shot at $30, 20 or 10 in gift certificates. C'mon...you know you wanna play. Tonight's hint: First girl in a LLWS championship game. See alla yiz at The Frac!
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't get it...motherfucker's never given one single shit about the arts in his life. What is his fascination with The Kennedy Center and now Ford's Theatre?
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