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A person of micro-niche consequence that likes both kinds of movies. Good and bad. Unserious quips with mirthful intent. FC Cincinnati 🌱 6. #StuffMyWifeSendsMe #RaccWatch #WatchLaterRacc #EarlySkies Discord: Durrant1010 / RaccoonRunning

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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 4h
I have plenty of funny responses that my conscience wouldn't let me post. Still, happy for the #Cincinnati shout out.
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bobby Flay is a great name for a 1980's slasher that is whispered about the campfire
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Love reading about walkable cities because they remind me of my favorite joker idea. Also, because I like walking
An image of the joker mobile a purple roadster with Batman villain the joker and blaze and die in the front grill. The face is white with a long nose and eerily wide mouth. The actual joker drives in that roadster wearing a green riding jacket and green muffin cap. 

Text: yes, but also my fave joker idea. Shrink major traffic corridors from 4 to 2 down to 1 lane pitched as safety corridors while opening clown car themed kiosks playing 99pi on the ever expandable sidewalks.  Once you've built a truly walkable city, lead the pursuing batmobile to your safety corridor.
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Drop some SPELLS 🪄✨
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Psych Spelling Bee: Sentence, Please
Alt: Psych Spelling Bee: A young girl asks, "Sentence, Please" She and the children adjacent to her have numbered placards hanging about their necks
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I haven't seen it yet but I know I love Digger
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just great storytelling and music. Intro to GI Joe the Movie. youtu.be/4Ah2I166f_U?...
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GI Joe 1080p HD Bluray Intro
YouTube video by poa9s
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#RaccWatch 'ing D.E.B.S. OMG, this is the most 2004 movie of all time
A two panel image.

Top panel, text: Cainsmoker Cat Opening 

Image: Two female cat girls in school girl outfits

Bottom Panel: D.E.B.S (2004)

Two young women wearing school girl outfits.  

In both images, the young woman in the foreground has crossed arms while the young woman in the background smokes a cigarette while shoving a pack of cigs into her skirt
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky:
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Alf in a Tuxedo
Alt: Alf in a Tuxedo
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eating Lasagna by hand in the hotel room. Is this the Autumn of Racc?
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night... Well 200%
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Little Big X-Man
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe not just pure funny, but it always flashes me back to freshman year in college with me and my roommate shouting "more sausages" at each other. Close second vibe... "Big Bucks" youtu.be/3ChvxsVgT8c?...
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KITH Love and Sausages
YouTube video by DDSDD
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He can't raise this small boy, how could he raise our taxes?
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was.just advertised industrial farm harvest I equipment. Not sure why the algorithm thought I needed that.
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today is the day the decorations go up. Ghosts rattling their chains, goat hoofed demons beating wicked children, imps surveilling our actions from the shelves. Merry Christmas!
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did Homeland Security steal the Dept. Of War playbook? Will TSA inject Testosterone at the start of each shift? What was Jessica doing at the White House with a suitcase full of cash? The answer to these questions, and many others, will be answered in the next episode of Soap!
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Starting the season with the most significant movie from 1977. #RaccWatch "House" on #Tubi
A young Japanese woman surrounded by animated women.  The woman at the center has realistic photographic colors while the animated women that surround her are painted in teal with black hair and wide eyes
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
A young man, A Polish Vampire in Burbank California, sits in a wide backed wicker chair flanked by a young, dark haired woman in a black dress and an older man in a long black cape
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy October 1st!
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Leonardo DiCaprio: And So It Begins
Alt: Leonardo DiCaprio: And So It Begins A blond haired man raises a champagne glass and smiles while wearing a black tuxedo
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I'm ever in a situation where a blood sacrifice is needed, I'm just going to floss my teeth
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now that we're all past the initial shock and awe, I think we can all agree that we'll all be cruising around in Cybertrucks within the next year or two.
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drop some MIRRORS 🪩 🖤
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You Looking For Candyman?
Alt: You Looking For Candyman? A man in a dry cleaner. Clothes in plastic garment bags fill the background. The man is African American, sports a short beard, and short hair. He wears a brown shirt
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did not see a sequel to "Soul Man" (1986) on my bingo card
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1 year gone but not forgotten. Sucks that all of you didn't have the best dog.
A fluffy white cat nuzzles its head and looks adoringly up toward its big brother, a red heeler (Australian Cattle Dog)A red heeler with characteristically big ears looks upward with wide eyes and open mouthA three panel picture.

Panel.1: A dog nose boops a fluffy white cat

Panel 2: The dog pets the cat

Panel 3: The cat hugs the dog about its neckA dog in a grassy field has its head raised and tongue hanging out of its mouth as he enjoys the first day of spring after a long winter
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Strange... I normally am able to make it to 2am before I wake up... Only made it to 11:45. Hope that means I'm able to get back to sleep 😅
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think we can all do with a pivot from Chucky to Saw to Crystal Lake
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How we used to have to buy weed
A carrier pigeon with a tube strapped to its back to carry a message
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#RaccWatch only about 30mins in and am loving it. The performance, Swimming to Cambodia
A movie cover poster.  White background with the lower third a bright blue made to look like a minimalist image of the ocean.  A man's head peaks out of the water. A man with wide eyes, a cocked eyebrow and a slightly wavy gray hair.

Black Text reads "Spalding Gray's Swimming to Cambodia A Jonathan Demme Picture" in the upper 3rd of the poster
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Have to brag. Snagged some inked pages from #GIJoe A Real American Hero at #DragonCon. Just took them to get framed. Artist, Tony Kordos really brought the pencil work to life.
A black and white inked page from a comic book.  Panel one shows troopers and tanks approaching on a scene. 

Panel 2 shows a mysterious band looking at viewing monitors while talking to a telecommunication officer. 

Panel 3 shows the mysterious mustache man looking at an individual wearing battle armor on one of the screens.A black and white inked page from GI Joe A Real American hero, issue 330.

Panel one shows a distressed snake eyes holding a sword while a wolf and Scarlett are in front of him.

Panel two shows the wolf bite snake eyes's arm.

Panel 3 shows Snake Eyes throwing the wolf. 

Panel 4 shows Scarlett positioned in a defensive stance with the wolf behind her.  The foreground shows Snake Eyes's hands holding the as he prepares to strike
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Post run, I'm letting these barking dogs rest She's gonna sleep this one out
A black cat lays on a white and gray wool blanket with one arm outstretched.  Two feet in the distance can be seen poking of the blanket. Also in the distance is Lincoln in Dali Vision by Dali
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The reason for the season
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#RaccWatch Backrooms (2026) was a great movie to sleep to. Starts strong with a unique vibe but overstayed it's welcome
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sh! The Octopus (1937)
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Buzz Dixon @buzzdixon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A sobering yet hopeful message substack.com/home/post/p-...
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Britain Lost Its Empire and Got Richer. America Is Next, and Nobody Is Telling You the Good Part.
The door closing in Washington is opening somewhere else. History shows who walks through it, and it is rarely the people who were already rich.
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Who loves ya, baby?" All the Hollywood remakes in the world and not the one I want
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm hearing the Vivek Ramaswamy one comes with a data center... But you have to pay extra for it
An action figure for Dr Amy Acton. Text reads: radical politicians like Amy Acton should come with a warning label 

Warning label reads: Warning: Unhinged, Warning: Too Radical
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Nikaaaaaaaah! 👻🎃 @mxnectarine.polycule-slut.cloud · 21/09/2026
Leonardo DaVinci was born one year after Christofer Columbus and it doesn’t sit quite right with me
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"After 86 years, Superman says the 3 words no fan ever expected him to say" I hate Mondays
Image of Superman in blue leotard and red cape flying upward through the clouds
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#StevenUniverse #Amethyst
Amethyst smugly drinking from a mug full of juice that makes you smug.
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
/strumming acoustic guitar to the tune of Violent Femmes's "Kiss Off" I need... someone...a person to follow me, Someone... who'd care... to be 652 🎶 Could it be you? Could it be yoooooou? 🎶
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My two brains.
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Rocky: Intense Boxing Moments
Alt: Rocky 4: Intense Boxing Moments. Rocky Balboa, a man with dark wavy hair looks from a lower camera angle up to a glistening blond hair man with a buzz cut
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#RaccWatch Murder in Black Satin, on #Tubi. Watched this short film because an artist that I bought some original Scooby Doo art from at the comic book shop mentioned he was in this
A movie poster for "Murder in Black Satin"

A dark image showing the silhouette of a person
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller 09.20.55
P1- SLUGGO AND NANCY ARE TALKING WITH SEVERAL OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS ON A STREET CORNER , A POLICEMAN WALKS UP SHOUTS TO THEM TO LEAVE 
POLICEMAN: BREAK IT UP
                                BREAK IT UP

P2-LATER SLUGGO IS DOWNTOWN AND SEES A FAMILIAR FACE, IT’S THE SAME POLICEMAN FROM EARLIER, TALKING WITH TWO OTHER POLICEMEN 

P3- SLUGGO WALKS PAST THE THREE POLICEMEN AND SAYS TO THEM
SLUGGO: BREAK IT UP,
                        BREAK IT UP
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Like he was going for the best image of Captain America ever
Captain America as drawn by artist Rob Liefield.  Captain America is wearing his classic blue uniform with a star across the chest. He has his shield turned such that it is facing the viewer.  The artist is drawn Captain America with oddly proportioned musculature leading to an overly prominent chest.
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#RaccWatch Chain Smoker Cat Wasn't sure it was for me during episode 1 but it has grown on me. Good reco from a friend
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Yani neko
Alt: Yani neko and friends dash into an hallway, slipping on the floor as they retreat from whence they came. Homage to a scene from The Breakfast Club movie
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#StuffMyWifeSendsMe
Reaction: people talk a lot of shit about him but I think it's amazing jar jar is doing this 

Original content: Mesa spending $5M mind fight food insecurityFour panel comic 

Panel one an individual in overalls and holding a hammer wipes his brow with a hand also holding his hat 

Text: okay, chicken coop is done 

Panel 2: A man eating breakfast 

Text: coup?  There is a letter p in the word coop

Panel 3: the first man says, "oh no..."

Panel 4: enraged chickens holding knives and guns flap their wings and say, "down with tyrants"I normally don't brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the gas station
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well fuck a duck ... And not in an FBI sort of way
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Thomas M. Willett @thomasmwillett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not to rub salt in the wounds here, but you're also as old as Kevin Costner when he had his midlife crisis in Field of Dreams.
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Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Did a 3am bike ride to clear my head. Normal people stuff
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