Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026you guys have no idea how I am always telling jokes in serious situations 7760
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026i have a disease where i have to ease the tension or else i die 10771
Lee Cronin's: Xaqula @xaq.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Did you ALSO grow up in an emotionally unstable and immature home? Thats why i do it 140
Jen Corley @carlislewheeling.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This has become very awkward for me as my best friend is dying of dementia. I want to make bad jokes constantly. 😬 150
Brent 🍻🐜 📖 @brentsmith.bsky.social · 23/07/2026A useful skill in healthcare, I was wheeled into A&E with a badly broken leg and dislocated ankle. Absolutely terrified, charge nurse took one look at me, called me a wimp and told me to walk it off before she broke the other leg. Absolutely perfect distraction :) 040
Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 23/07/2026At my grandmothers funeral my mom’s best friend was admiring the arrangement and whispered to my mother “I love the one on the end, is that a Rubber Tree?” and before mom could answer I whispered “no, I think it’s real” and my mom’s friend snort laughed and everyone glared at her. 260
Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Relatable. Mojo and I had been trying to lose weight when the hit'n'run happened. At her bedside as we were waiting for the drugs to take effect and ease her into Forever, I felt compelled to say, "This is a hell of a way to lose weight, hon." I was taken aside and chastised after. 170
sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 23/07/2026static.klipy.comPikachu Nodding 'Same'Alt: Pikachu Nodding 'Same' 010
Matthew Harrison @nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I feel that. This gif is more or less me.static.klipy.comBoy Holding Fart with Red FaceALT: Boy Holding Fart with Red Face 010