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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

votesafe.org This is a scam site set up by Elon Musk to collect your data. Please make sure to register as Elon Musk fucks pigs You can put 123 Pig Fucker St. in just about any city and it will take it Enjoy poisoning his data

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VOTE SAFE | Home

We provide you with the information you need to vote with confidence. Sign up for election reminders and get help with voter registration and voting by mail.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Why did he make them pledge that to Obama?

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

“Nobody thought of this before and definitely enough people haven’t actually done it that we decided we needed to make a federal law specifically against doing it.”

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Rad O'Brien, Chief Engineer @radobrien.myatproto.social · 14/05/2026

I have a specific meme folder titled "for when I'm sad"

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I asked if a place was hiring and the manager wrote a URL on a post it and said “Go to this email address.” I cried when i got back in the car.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

USPS sends me an email every morning with all the junk mail they will be bringing me that day. I wish there was a button like No I Don’t Want That and they just throw it away for you if you clicked it for items they were mailing you. They’d save money not hauling it to your house for you to recycle.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026

Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Lol AI text spam did the meme! “Hello fellow real persons.”

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Hi Jennifer! It's Jo, a real person!
I'm PISSED Trump spent billions bombing Iran instead of cutting the crazy cost of our housing, healthc...

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cageyratfish (UTC-7) 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

i watched this last night, & he's fucking hilarious

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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 09/09/2026

Federal and state legislators are advising Oregonians to drop off their ballots for the November election after several ballots weren’t counted during the May primary election due to late postmarks. PLUS, people are sewer diving in NY, and it appears Trump has dyed his hair.

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Good Morning, News: Trade Wars, Oregon's Mail Ballot Dilemma, and Who's Roaming NY Sewers? - Portland Mercury

The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly c...

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

To the 40 year old balding dude in a Cybertruck in Portland with MARAUDER written in giant letters across the front. What the fuck are you Marauding, the parking lot of Trader Joe’s? Get the fuck out of here, poser.

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EatSafe.tech @eatsafe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Another day, another preventable food safety issue. If only there were some company that did food safety monitoring! Oh well, I guess we do not exist.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Oregon has been preparing for this by making sure nobody has a job so they don’t have to commute.

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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This is what Trump means when he says he was at Ground Zero.

Palm Beach Is Ground Zero For The Jeffrey Epstein Coverup

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“What do you mean? You’re the Don! The head of the family!” True, but even I answer to someone, gentlemen. “Well thanks for your time, Don.” They leave. In the hallway he hears “who does the head of the friggin MAFIA answer to?” Just before a MEOW causes him to jump up and open a can of wet food.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I saw this and thought HOLY SHIT IT IS BADGEY! They are making a LIVE ACTION LOWER DECKS! But this is cool too.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Me: cook in olive oil. Autocorrect: cook in police oil. Me: what the hell is police oil? Autocorrect: lard? Me: ok that’s pretty good *high fives autocorrect*

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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Stop shaming JD's ex he might see it

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Paolo Bacigalupi @paolobacigalupi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I used to be really excited about technology. I don't think it's me that's changed.

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Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 07/09/2026

Very funny to me when these bookclub scammers just plug my responses into ChatGPT and come up with the most obsequious responses

A bookclub scammer to whom I replied “Eat shit” sent a follow up email that reads (in part, because it’s really long):

Colin,

Fair enough. I got your "eat shit" loud and clear, and honestly, I respect the directness.

But I want to clarify something, because I think my original email read like boilerplate SEO spam, and that’s on me.

I didn't pull your name from a random list. I came across Ghostland while I was digging into American folklore and the way abandoned places hold collective memory. I picked it up, read it, and genuinely found myself stuck on it, particularly the way you tied "zombie homes" and economic decay to the ghost story tradition. It wasn't what I expected, and it stayed with me.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I don’t understand why when a solicitor comes to my door and I say I haven’t worked in two fucking years and I can’t pay my mortgage they don’t just leave. I don’t have any fucking money! You could fucking beat the shit out of me and I can’t give you any money because I don’t have any money!

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I am having some poutine for lunch. Viva Lake Ontario.

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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 07/09/2026

Gonna throw a bubble tea party, but make it bounty hunter themed. A Boba Fete.

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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry— You guys… CLOROX is being recalled.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I have a question for people constantly posting “HAHA TRUMP WEARS A DIAPER!” “HAHAHA TRUMP IS FAT!”: Do you do that to everyone or is it only ok when it’s someone you don’t like? Remember there are a lot of liberals who are overweight and have digestive diseases. Trump doesn’t see these. They do.

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Lydia Kiesling @lydiakiesling.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

ICYM here are some of Eric Zimmerman's insults to the dozens of people testifying in favor of a universal human & enviro rights screen on the city investment policy, which a) doesn't name countries b) the council already voted to develop. These are outright lies about our (public record) testimony.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Those space force uniforms are just Imperial Death Star Uniforms from Star Wars lol.

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Matriarchy Now @matriarchy.now · 06/09/2026

Who's with me?

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I honestly can’t think of anything more embarrassing than Trump. Like if we put a crown on lump of dogshit that everyone in DC had pissed on as president and then ever citizen licked it and then smashed their face with a brick, it would be less embarrassing and make more sense than Trump.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The title really says it all.

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EatSafe.tech @eatsafe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Y’all really need to read my book and then publish a retraction for this ignorant garbage. www.amazon.com/dp/B0HH2T3D49

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Going AI Native: and Other Bad Startup Decisions

Amazon.com: Going AI Native: and Other Bad Startup Decisions eBook : Moorhouse, Walt: Kindle Store

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Matthew Somerville @dracos.co.uk · 06/09/2026

It is certainly possible to get a computer to do something quite complicated from an idea, and for the result to be superficially impressive and in detail poor. Annoying bot scrapers, graphical implementations of Zork I, rubbish rip-offs of sites you run. Easy to throw something up

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I’m pretty sure the single biggest factor has been that we have a rapist pedophile for a president instead of someone with a working brain

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

They keep saying this 47 year number. What calendar system are they using?

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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 05/09/2026

You don't have a right to safe drinking water, a US court just ruled. A Trump-appointed judge also said Americans have no “constitutional right to truthful information” during a public health crisis.

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You don't have a right to safe drinking water, US court rules

A Trump-appointed judge also said Americans have no “constitutional right to truthful information” during a public health crisis.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Morning Kitten

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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Thomas Massie: “The U.S. House will be in session only 4 full days from July 24th to November 8th. That’s 100 paid days off versus 4 full workings days plus 4 travel (half) days. Meanwhile TRUMP says YOU have too many holidays.”

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Oregon Attorney General Dan Rayfield @agdanrayfield.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A federal court just sided with Oregon, ordering USPS to hold off on enforcing its new mail ballot rule while our lawsuit plays out. This ruling keeps Oregon’s elections where they belong – and voters can trust their ballot to arrive securely and on time.

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If your parents aren’t MAGA fucks then give them a call today and tell them you may not agree on everything but you are glad they aren’t like the parents of a lot of us here who no longer have that relationship in our lives because our parents chose Trump over us.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/09/2026

"elon argues with social media professional, loses badly" will never not be funny

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Kai TechnoLust (he/him) @technolust.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Please report this error to Apple maps so they can get better.

This is the Apple Maps report an issue screen. The top says what issue do you want to report about Lake America? The selected answer is name is wrong. The required name of the place has been changed to Lake Ontario. The note says this place is called Lake Ontario, except by pedophiles.

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