Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I would be giggling so bad hiding inside that trojan horse 1960367
👻 YSUBoOoOooOooo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I would prompt an early and involuntary exit by farting. 000
Six is ravenous and profane. @thesix.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Seat me near the bum and I make horse fart noises. 090
My Password is Louvre @bmceuen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026*completely dead silent as you enter troy* Morty: so a horse walks into a bar… 040
Hoarder of all things intelligence. @kirjasto-lark.bsky.social · 23/07/2026They will never see us coming. Our only weakness, ninety degre turns. 000
escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026"Is that a spear poking me in the back or are you just happy to see me" dozens upon dozens of times 020
The Leshy Of Pennypack (they/it/and if you must, 'he') @theloneleshy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Mortyyyy stawwwwp we're gonna get in troubleeee 010
Stephanie goes by Stephanie @pagnificent.myatproto.social · 23/07/2026Because of the condom brand? 120
AndyC @andyc300.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Did you see the two people that were inside a Trojan horse to sneak into the movie? Pretty sure it was staged, but I was still amused. 020
skeet shooting @saemg.bsky.social · 23/07/2026congrats on making it to the final horsegirl sorority challenge 010
MandyLoon @mandycmerciless.bsky.social · 23/07/2026"We're in!" #firststatic.klipy.comRicky Bobby: "If You're Not First, You're Last"ALT: Ricky Bobby: "If You're Not First, You're Last" 000
𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 23/07/2026You’re gonna be the one guy in this scene Morty!youtu.beHeat - surveillanceYouTube video by Bib48_MovieClips 000
steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 23/07/2026hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe 020
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026you guys have no idea how I am always telling jokes in serious situations 7760
Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026My friends had to institute a house rule in all of the ‘try to identify the spy/mafia/werewolf’ bluffing games that everyone has to giggle while they look at their card. 020
