Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/07/2026wearing my FUCK ICE shirt to my date tonight cause you gotta weed em out early 2582544
wharf rat @nhwharfrat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026second date suggestion: ask me about the forty percent 030
Above The Rim @elbasketballrim.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I really hope your date doesn't get confused and order a G&T, hold the ice. 000
Summer 🏳️⚧️ @artgirlsummer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Watch them order a room temperature glass of water just to be safe. 080
Some Random Dave @somerandomdave.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I wore mine to a date, she remembered she had a bottle of wine in the fridge to hold us over until the bottle I brought had chilled, and didn't feel like going out, and it went from there. (In the interests of realistic expectations, it was not a first date. Or a second, third, or fourth date.) 000
habu333.bsky.social @habu333.bsky.social · 09/07/2026And if i show up wearing a FUCK FLOCK t-shirt? 000
Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Some music to set the mood: music.apple.com/ca/album/fuc...music.apple.comfuck ice by Chrissa Sparkles on Apple MusicSong · 2025 · Duration 1:36 010
WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The ICE agent you're going out with tonight is gonna think you're a sure thing. They're not very smart. 2300
Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 10/07/2026you are a badass. I am sorry it's so hard to find a good one. 040
BiteyMcNuggets @biteymcstyles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026static.klipy.comIce Cube Clapping - War Of The WorldsALT: Ice Cube Clapping - War Of The Worlds 010
Bristol Vaudrin (she/her) @bristolvaudrin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Aren't you worried everyone will be wearing the same thing? 000
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/07/2026cutting my shirt into a crop top using the trauma shears I keep in my car first 101460
Governments should fear their people @ohnoherehecomes.myatproto.social · 10/07/2026static.klipy.comJoey Tribbiani's Iconic 'How You Doin'?'Alt: Joey, from Friends, saying "How You Doin'?" 000
It's Always Spooky in Cincinnati @cforever.bsky.social · 09/07/2026All I heard was "date" and "weed" and I was all in. 040
The Smartest Floridian @stryc9fuego.bsky.social · 09/07/2026you show up at the restaurant and they're wearing the *exact same shirt* 160
crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Showing up to a first date wearing a keffiyeh also works 000
