Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Vaccines make you very hot and strong. It's true. 2527338
2bitCharlatan @albertoism.bsky.social · 01/05/2025The nurse who gave me the shot immediately licked it clean 👀 010
Dr. Skulls hates ICE @skullsneuro.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Sup girl… *casually leaves MyChart open on his phone* 160
Ma-at @ma-at.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Careful this borders on saying they make you autistic bc we’re all very hot and strong. 000
🐈⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 01/05/2025That’s true, before I got my first vaccines, I was bald and barely 2 feet tall, couldn’t even hold my head up. Now look at me! 042
David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Corpses are neither hot nor strong. Ambient temp and when’s the last time you saw a cadaver hit a PR? 020
A Clam Bake @clamheaven.bsky.social · 01/05/2025How much do we need to pay Jason Stathom to make a movie about being a big boy at the doctor's office? 010
Travis from 🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 01/05/2025Worst case, they at least let you live long enough to get there yourself. 010
The Weekly Needle @hhssecinsidesec.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I would have to review my scientific notes from that. I will be consulting the best facebook and truth social scientists to confirm 000
Man, I hate Illinois Nazis @someone-somewhere.bsky.social · 01/05/2025me, showing up to the club with my immunization records printed out on a muscle tank top 180
Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Andrew Tate doesn’t want to have sex with unvaccinated women. I’m not sure why that isn’t on billboards. 0111
Michelle, a good witch @hiyinx.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Independent confirmation from European girl. 010