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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 9h

A lot going on here

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Starting Bathtub Gin while I'm in line to take a piss should be against the law

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 9h

Starting Bathtub Gin while I'm in line to take a piss should be against the law

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think I just saw a high school kid at my gym give himself a hernia trying to deadlift 3 plates. Good times.

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Are you a kidnapped passenger aboard a bus bound for God-knows-where? Bluesky is the app for you.

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

One thing that seems to have gone unnoticed here is the way he seems to be waving his emotional support cumrag around throughout this soliloquy

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Getting Major Asshole vibes from this youtube.com/shorts/q9cWo...

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Assholes - Spaceballs

YouTube video by HeftySmurf

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This dark matter detector is so sensitive it only lasted three hours on bluesky before deleting its account

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If you listen very closely, you can hear the astronauts making the jerk-off motion on the other end of the line

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Legal scholars are following this closely to see if The Ali G Defense proves to be as effective as The Chewbacca Defense #lawsky

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Leopards, faces and so forth

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Gotta kick that kid plowing into the catcher tf out of the game #llbws

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Blocking someone for this is pretty hardcore

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

There's one of these operating out of an off-brand convenience store about a mile from my house. I've always thought it just looked sketchy, but now I think I've gotta give it a shot

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Like and reskeet if you agree

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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social 2m
Joined Jun '23

reporters should ask republican candidates if they think trump should apologize for jacking

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

🎶 We got a great big convoy Rocking through the night 🎶

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Worth reading just to get to the lawyer's name

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Quick question here: what the fuck?

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

One thing we can all agree on is that there is no animal prettier than the deer. Just a perfect animal.

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

"A vaccination thing." Someday, there will be a word in the English language for this

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

We've got a little guy in our front yard

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

A bit on the nose here, huh?

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

So are we just not going to mention the name of the guy running 3rd here?

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Dueling slobs choose pitstains at dawn

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

A lot of people don't know this, but when they make movies or TV shows, all the actors stay perfectly still and the cameras move around to create the illusion of movement. It's much cheaper than doing it the other way around.

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Ted @tedinpa.bsky.social · 02/08/2026