Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I don't want to know what calls for quantum plumbing, but I guess I'm glad it's available if someone needs it. 4915529
bachlvrdwb.bsky.social @bachlvrdwb.bsky.social · 05/03/2026"There's your problem!" "Where?" "No, dammit don't look it'll...*sigh*...I'll have to start over, now." 000
Luke Bones 🦴🦴 @lukemeister.bsky.social · 05/03/2026We stayed here once. hbargranch.comhbargranch.comHistoric H-Bar-G Ranch located in Estes Park, CO - H-Bar-G Ranch | Estes Park, COHistoric H-Bar-G Ranch (formerly the Rustic Hotel) established in the 1890's located in Estes Park, Colorado. 010
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 05/03/2026They can help if your toilet is in a superposition. 020
Mitch Russell @retirednetworker.bsky.social · 05/03/2026It either flows or it doesn't. Nothing in between. 000
Vinny Calculus @vinnycalculus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026“Looks like you have a few too many Pooper Pairs stuck in your drain.” 010
Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 05/03/2026"Phenomenal service!" Prove it, plumbers! And then maybe I shall consider your service in the future! 000
American Heathen® RESIST @americanheathen.bsky.social · 06/03/2026It is simultaneously clogged and not clogged. Schrödinger's Toilet. 130
Not Insubstantial Gravytas @blueskyblackdeath.bsky.social · 05/03/2026This is a field where uncertainty is undesirable 000
Cenobyte @cenobyte3.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I did once have a tear in spacetime in my bathroom. I could have used these guys. 001
Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026To prepare your plumbing for Quantum dishwasher detergent? bsky.app/profile/mcne...Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees@mcnees.bsky.socialI don't want to know what calls for quantum plumbing, but I guess I'm glad it's available if someone needs it. 000
fishingandbeer.bsky.social @fishingandbeer.bsky.social · 05/03/2026For when your poo is both a wave and a particle 000
Sean Eric Fagan @kithrup.bsky.social · 05/03/2026For when your quantum tunneling gets blocked up, of course. 000
🔞Lapida Sin Nombre 🔩 31YO pseudoartist drawing lewd for fun @lapidasinnombre.bsky.social · 06/03/2026"ma'am I ain't gonna lie to you We are going to need a whole new theory to solve this paradox leak ASAP" 000
Dave Pradko @pradko.bsky.social · 05/03/2026When you know where the water heater is, or how fast it's moving, but not both 000
Timoer @timoer.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Your plumbing entangled with that of the neighbours; if the neighbour flushes the toilet, your tap starts running 000
Cook Ting @cookting.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I don't know either, but at least you can trust them to be discrete. 000
Ashford @ashokhotnik.bsky.social · 10/03/2026My first question, what the hell did your toddler flush? 000
ignominy.bsky.social @ignominy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026He speacialises in unclogging black holes. 000
mecha-sheep.bsky.social @mecha-sheep.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Hairy entanglement in the shower drain plug. Heisenberg uncertainty about where that leak is. Instable superposition of water heater and expansion tank. 010
Oldrunner @rmoore31415926.bsky.social · 05/03/2026"Well, there's yer problem." He said as he pulled a wad of entangled neutrino up from your drain. 010
Philip Ball @philipcball.bsky.social · 05/03/2026physicsworld.com/a/meet-the-q...physicsworld.comMeet the 'quantum plumbers’ uncovering the mysteries of fluid mechanics at the nanoscale – Physics WorldPhilip Ball investigates the strange quantum effects that control water flow in carbon nanotubes 2150
Jim, pro-algae protestor, probably paid. @jimj.bsky.social · 06/03/2026When the hair clog in the shower turns out to be a quantum-entangled superstring? 000
Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Maybe they're charging you right now, maybe they aren't. There's not really a definite answer until you open the bill. 2300
Michael Zingale @michaelzingale.bsky.social · 05/03/2026We've had quantum mechanics for so long, it's only natural that they branch out to the other trades. It's those quantum drywall hangers you need to watch though ... 050
Dan Burns @the-physics-well.net · 05/03/2026Lenny Susskind was a plumber in Brooklyn before becoming a physicist. I had dinner with him once and he mainly told plumbing stories. Maybe that is what inspired him to study black holes. 130
Matt Farrow @mattfatmarrow.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Quantum Plumbing, I need you here as fast as possible. I'd leave some wiggle room on that if I were you... As. Fast. As. Possible. You should be here by now. Where are you? Well, I'm not exactly sure... 000
David S. Pumpkins' BoOo @boodreaux.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I can't put my finger on it but this feels like Florida. 000