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The Onion @theonion.com · 15h

DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv…

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17h

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

When they call your name in a work meeting and you weren't listening.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Universal healthcare is cheaper than what we have now, because a giant chunk of your paycheck wouldn’t go to shareholder profits for some insurance company.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

When we get past this, we can’t allow Democrats to say “bygones!” and then complain about the Parliamentarian. If we don’t have prosecutions then all of these people will come right back and do everything again.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Andy Beshear should just declare McConnell dead and start organizing the special election. Then he should offer to stop the whole thing if he is allowed to personally meet Mitch for a 20-minute conversation.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

TikTok is getting worse. I regularly block AI accounts and Bible nonsense, but my feed doesn’t adjust against them. The nerds I follow barely show up unless I look for them.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I’m going to need the World to stop being trash, please and thank you.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Finally out of the heat wave. Everything is going to be okay now, until the next weird weather anomaly.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I have both Independence Day movies on my digital library and they’re both going to play on my home network tomorrow.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Just so we’re clear, Republican perverts aren’t just going to check the genitals of trans children. They’re going to apply for jobs as coaches and “check” whoever they like.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I didn’t know that being a homeowner would involve moving so much dirt around.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Yeah, leaving the ocean to evolve on land was a mistake.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

WWII movies from the 60’s had a more authentic feel because real tanks from the war were still available for loan and many of the actors/crew were veterans.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Time to listen to some old Rush albums.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Hey @underwaterlance.bsky.social I finished your book! I am now concerned about partial pressure wherever I go. :-)

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

If you need a little optimism, it’s getting progressively more expensive for the Israel lobby to purchase congressional seats. They used to be able to do this for a less than two million dollars.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Hey @underwaterlance.bsky.social guess which book just dove into my Audible library. :-)

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

It might be time to just delete TikTok. Now that Ellison owns the place, it’s getting more difficult to block Bible nonsense and AI slop. Feels like the final days of MySpace, when Murdoch ran it into the ground.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Republicans keep saying that we’ve been at war with Iran for 47 years because Trump is the 47th president.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Glad that Orban is out, but I don’t know much about Hungarian politics. Is the other guy any good, or are we just happy for the change?

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

I would like to get to Star Trek without WW3 please.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I feel like the Artemis crew deserves some kind of bravery medal just for using a space bathroom.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Earth might be crap right now, but in space there are people nerding out over meteor impacts on the Moon.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Hopefully none of the vital systems are running on a subscription.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Is there actually a moon launch today, or is this just a very expensive April Fool’s prank?

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

This is the the kind of thing I would expect from an Andy Weir novel. Double and triple yikes. 😳

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

We need to: 1. Take back the Senate and House. 2. Impeach Trump and Vance (Schumer and Jeffries will object) 3. Pressure President Jeffries to be something other than Trump Lite. 4. Primary Jeffries into political oblivion in 2028. 5. Repeal all tax cuts for rich people, abolish ICE, etc.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

TikTok seems to be resetting their algorithm over and over. I haven’t had to block this many thirst traps, Bible frauds and mattress actresses since I first signed up. My nerdy FYP was almost erased.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I’ve never seen Democrats fight harder than they do when someone threatens to give healthcare to poor people.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

When we get to the other side of things, people need to be put in front of a jury. We can’t allow Democrats to say “bygones” and then go to brunch.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I vote against chatbot-written e-mails forever. I’d like the utopia where we do useful things, please.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

I will never vote for Gavin Newsom. I require primaries without party interference. Democrats are not allowed to put a crown on someone’s head and demand our votes.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Anybody got jokes? We need more jokes nowadays.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

We can’t allow Democrats to give ICE agents a pass. Once they take things back, we need to crank up the pressure 1000% to make sure they prosecute those guys.

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David Sirota @davidsirota.com · 19/06/2025

Rich pundits paid by billionaires whose yachts have yachts are telling you with a straight face that there’s no way to afford some free city buses to take the poors to their jobs cleaning the yachts.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

One of our dogs is a Morning Person and she refuses to sleep in. Ever.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

If Biden’s cancer is in his bones, then his people have known about it for a long time. He’s not like us, he gets lots of preventative care. They probably knew before he decided to run for reelection.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

I guess it’s not surprising that Trump was able to break everything in three months. It’s always easier to break stuff than to keep it running.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

LinkedIn is basically useless. It’s like another Facebook.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Has anyone ever gotten a job with @linkedin.com? Because so far it’s only led to scam emails and wasted time.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

The job market is really bad folks. I got downsized after seven years and the only responses I can get from anybody is the occasional email from an obvious scam account.

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Nina Turner @ninaturner.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

It is a foregone conclusion that we will have universal healthcare in this country because every other system is simply unsustainable. How soon that day comes depends on what we decide to do with our days.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

If anybody needs a front-end web developer, let me know. I got downsized.

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David Sirota @davidsirota.com · 09/04/2025

BREAKING: Everything

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