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Kilt Wearing Elder Queer|Retail Survivor Enjoying my Maleficent Phase since 1982

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Mass Bears and Cubs @massbearsandcubs.bsky.social · 3h
We have a special treat for you at the Massachusetts Bear Contest Warm-Up Party – a performance by Lakia Mondale! This Saturday, October 10th, 7 p.m.! Get your tickets now at www.eventbrite.com/e/massachuse... #MBCCommunity #massbear2027 #bearcontest #socialbears #charitablebears
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 3h
“bless his heart” sounds extra cutting coming from a southern Jew
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Mass Bears and Cubs @massbearsandcubs.bsky.social · 3h
Please give a massive welcome to the incredibly talented Diva Corvette appearing at the Massachusetts Bear Contest Warm-Up Party this Saturday, October 10th, 7 p.m.! Get your tickets now at www.eventbrite.com/e/massachuse... #MBCCommunity #massbear2027 #bearcontest #socialbears #charitablebears
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Moth Mouth @placecalledbliss.bsky.social · 3h
Hi, I'm Lenny! I'm a goth trans guy artist who paints pet portraits and makes jewelry, and my favourite animals are cats! Commissions are paused for the moment but you can DM me to get added to the list or go check out my jewelry and stuff in my shop-----> placecalledbliss.bigcartel.com
Acrylic painting of a grey and white catAcrylic painting of a pale orange catEarrings with glass and metal starsEarrings that look like fish skeletons
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Patric Bates @patricbates.bsky.social · 6h
I have hundreds of my original watercolors just sitting around waiting for new homes. Here’s just a few #art #watercolor #painting #illustration
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Mass Bears and Cubs @massbearsandcubs.bsky.social · 4h
The Massachusetts Bear Contest kicks it up a notch this year with a Contest Warm-Up Party, featuring an appearance and performance by Gorgonzola! This Saturday, October 10, 7 p.m. Get your tickets now at www.eventbrite.com/e/massachuse...
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Mass Bears and Cubs @massbearsandcubs.bsky.social · 4h
We are delighted to introduce you to one of the featured entertainers of our Massachusetts Bear Contest Warm-Up Party – Karisma! Saturday, October 10, 7 p.m., at the Alley. Get your tickets now at www.eventbrite.com/.../massachu.... #MBCCommunity #massbear2027 #socialbears #bearcontest
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Mass Bears and Cubs @massbearsandcubs.bsky.social · 3h
Prepare to be amazed by Zon Legacy Phoenix at our Massachusetts Bear Contest Warm-Up Party this Saturday, October 10th, 7 p.m.! Get your tickets now at www.eventbrite.com/e/massachuse... #MBCCommunity #bearcontest #massbear2027 #socialbears #charitablebears
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 5h
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Finish Him
ALT: Finish Him
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 10h
“Every oval that Americans fill in on the D side of a ballot this fall is them saying Fuck Donald Trump as loudly and clearly as possible. And Hakeem Jeffries wants to check his swing if he dares to utter it himself? Sit on a gavel, you fucking clown.” defector.com/a-blue-wave-...
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A Blue Wave Won’t Mean Shit If The Chumps Get Their Way | Defector
Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday at Defector during the NFL season. Got something you wanna contribute? Email the Roo. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE,...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10h
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Tom Cruise Salutes in Top Gun Maverick
ALT: Tom Cruise Salutes in Top Gun Maverick
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Darrell Z. Grizzle @dzgrizzle.bsky.social · 9h
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 9h
So, here's the only ask: if people honestly want to do anything for my birthday tomorrow, you can join my Patreon, or hit up the maker section of my wishlist. Otherwise, pay that kindness to others. I'm good 🤘 throne.com/artificer_in...
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Xero Reynolds - Maker Stuff | Throne
Send Xero Reynolds gifts via Throne. Browse Xero Reynolds 's wishlist and support your favorite creator safely.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 10h
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The Onion @theonion.com · 8h
Cornell Tries Going By Different Name theonion.com/cornell-tries-going-by…
Cornell Tries Going By Different Name
‘Welcome To Tompkins University,’ Reads New Sign Outside Beleaguered Ivy
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The Boston Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence @bostonspi.bsky.social · 14h
This Saturday! Come join us!
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 14h
Well. Hello. (Is that a debut at #7 on the NYT bestseller list? Why yes, yes it is!)
A screenshot of the Astarion cover next to a blurb, New This Week, and the #7
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 16h
In fact I just finished the BRAND NEW Widdershins world book THE DEVOURING TIME which is completely standalone if you don't want to get into a multi-book series this October: www.jordanlhawk.com/products/the... It has the creepy and spooky you will know and love! But also read the original series.
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The Devouring Time - eBook
I wasn’t even supposed to be there. My business partner, James—co-owner of Forgotten Folios Rare Book Shop—is the one who meets with clients. But an accident kept him in New York, so I took the train ...
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MG🐕‍🦺💙🐸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰🇩🇪 @mothergoose104.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm in Denver and need a home... 24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
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I am a neutered male, gray tabby Domestic Longhair...
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 18h
if you have literature from The Bigot you need destroyed, consider donating it to be tinder for my forge and charcoal maker
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Ashford @ashokhotnik.bsky.social · 15h
Catch the earworm!
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Kathryn Reynolds 📚🎨 @cozykathryn.com · 08/10/2026
Going in blind on Wolf Worm by @tkingfisher.com - didn't even read the description. I've loved every book I've read by her. So what a happy surprise, as a watercolor painter, to find the protagonist is as well, and all the descriptions are rendered in the paint colors I so love 😍
A pale hand holding up a library copy of the book
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L.G.O.G.M. (Lovable Grumpy Old Gay Man) 🏳️‍🌈✡️😻🎼 @davidbrucas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Clippy is not taking his replacement well
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Mass Bears and Cubs @massbearsandcubs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For both Apple + Android users! Download the New Mass Bears and Cubs App today! Designed to bring our community closer together + make managing your experience easier than ever! Stay updated on MBC happenings, now just a tap away! APPLE: apps.apple.com/us/app/mass-... ANDROID: bit.ly/MBCAndroidApp
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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The New York Public Library is making a selection of 25 new horror books available to borrow with no wait through October 31st!! How many have you read?
NYPL Recommends Best New Horror for Adults
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Debra Disney @debradisney.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Will be 99 degrees here today🌡Extreme Heat Warning ⚠️ I have a lump in my left leg. Also, Dr. Appt. soon *not for my leg. Am searching for a safe place for me & Coco, ASAP. Willing to leave Anaheim. Would someone help us, PLEASE? 💫🐾 Private msg. me Or email Debradisneyland@gmail.com THX❣
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wallpapers are now live, and free for everyone! 💙🤘💙 www.patreon.com/artificer_in...
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Free Lucanis Wallpapers! | Artificer Industries
Hey y'all! As it's my birthday month, I decided that I wanted to give a gift to everyone. So, here's a new wallpaper for ya, featuring my la
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you enjoy this comic, I'm doing a limited run of signed prints for one week! sarahandersencomics.myshopify.com/pages/spooky...
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Spooky prints for spooky people
This Halloween season, spruce up your walls with a collection of newly colored comics celebrating the spookier sides of life.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 07/10/2026
If you are unfamiliar with Anansi’s Goatman, you can read it here. It may scare you, it may leave you cold, but there’s a couple of lines that still creep me t’fuck out. creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Anansi%...
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Anansi's Goatman Story
Saved from 4chan's /x/ on Friday Sep 28th 2012 at 1:31 AM Eastern Time.Edited slightly from the original thread to improve grammar and flow. Here's my story: I'm going to stop greentexting because the...
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another left-wing politician telling real Americans they can’t eat road salt. I thought this was a free country.
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Compounding pharmacy Greenwich Rx has recalled injectable glutathione due to elevated endotoxin levels. www.drugs.com/fda/greenwic...
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@lartist.bsky.social
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Sages: a man's boner is not a woman's problem
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 07/10/2026
And on the 9th day, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, "I need a hobby" -- so God made a Furry.
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Make free versions of my art tools next please
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 07/10/2026
Illustration of a Tyrannosaurus Rex with the older mid-century paleoart reconstruction. It is holding it's hands outward. text added "scientists now believe that the tyrannosaurus was the first animal to do annoying air quotes
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Deborah Teramis Christian 🌈 🎲 🇺🇦 @teramis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/KDKbI...
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AI campfire song
YouTube video by Elle Cordova
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pleez conseddir helping CritsforCa'ats, thay help so manny and hav somb varry bigg axpenses rite naow with an sick kitty
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Mass Bears and Cubs @massbearsandcubs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Meet Contestant #1! You may have seen Morgan belting showtunes, throwing his weight on the rugby pitch, or dipping into the frostiest of martinis. A proud member of the bear community, he's thrilled to be competing for Massachusetts Bear this year! Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/massachuse...
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Mass Bears and Cubs @massbearsandcubs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tomas, Contestant #2, believes you can be fat, sexy, strong, and beautiful all at once, and he wants to help every bear and cub feel the same! The Massachusetts Bear 2027 Contest, Saturday, 10/10, at the Alley Bar. Get your tickets now! www.eventbrite.com/e/massachuse...
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Mass Bears and Cubs @massbearsandcubs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Contestant #3! Sean is a 36-year-old proud fat “daddy” bear running to celebrate bigger bodies and give back to the community that gave him a sense of belonging. Massachusetts Bear Contest, Saturday 10/10, Alley Bar. Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/.../massachu....
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Mass Bears and Cubs @massbearsandcubs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jon Cook, Contestant 4, wants to let everyone knows he is looking forward to performing/competing for y'all this coming weekend! He asks all to please come out and support Mass Bears and Cubs, and make this the year of the bear ❤️🐻 Saturday 10/10 Alley Bar. Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/massachuse...
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Nix~🍉 @punklenix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When you're overstimulated and start to panic internally.
Man with long beard wearing a trucker hat with patches and studs/spikes on it. A yellow shemagh, black jean vest covered in patches and pins. A green and black striped long sleeve shirt, purple cutoff military pants and black doc Martin boots.
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Mass Bears and Cubs @massbearsandcubs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Contestant 5, Devonta Thomas – Meet SIR Loves A Lot. Also known as Mr. Connecticut Leather 2025. They are a gender queer person who loves bears of all kinds and honey in multiple flavors. Massachusetts Bear 2027 Contest, Saturday, 10/10, Alley Bar. Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/massachuse...
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Mass Bears and Cubs @massbearsandcubs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Meet Contest 6, Kevin Wiles. Cat dad, tech nerd, and neurospicy Pisces, Kevin is running for Massachusetts Bear 2027 to bring kindness, connection, and just a little chaos to the community. Massachusetts Bear 2027 Contest, Saturday 10/10, at Alley Bar. Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/massachuse...
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 07/10/2026
Extremely important information about the ravens living at the tower of London.
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