slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 21/02/2026stop calling rfk jr a never-nude. he might feel the need to prove he isn’t 4776460 0
Керрі Світ🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇪🇺 @carriesweet.bsky.social · 22/02/2026He won't. Testicular shrinkage from steroid abuse is real. 000 0
Venom @ven999.bsky.social · 22/02/2026media.tenor.coma woman in a white dress with purple polka dotsALT: a woman in a white dress with purple polka dots 010 0
Quattro's Glasses @quattrobajeenas.bsky.social · 21/02/2026He won't. His dick stutters like he does. 040 0
minnesota-2024.bsky.social @minnesota-2024.bsky.social · 22/02/2026And please alert us to the future jump scare before showing photos. 010 0
middlea.bsky.social @middlea.bsky.social · 21/02/2026He wears pants to cover the needle tracks on his legs. I thought this was obvious 020 0
mary-colin @mary-colinchisholm.bsky.social · 21/02/2026apparently anabolic steroids do weird things to testicles, so he may not want to flaunt that 090 0
barlap.bsky.social @barlap.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I wish nazi's would stop stealing denim... i like denim, now it feels like gwen stefani music... Take back Canadian Tuxedoes, for the children if nothing else. 020 0
chickadee64.bsky.social @chickadee64.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Yes, a sight I definitely do not want to see! 000 0
John @rottipapa.bsky.social · 21/02/2026And nobody wants that.media.tenor.coma close up of a man with dreadlocks and a bandana on his head making a funny face .ALT: a close up of a man with dreadlocks and a bandana on his head making a funny face . 170 0
Big Spring @bigspring.bsky.social · 21/02/2026His junk is definitely a Frankensteins monster of various roadkill 000 0
jasoncampbell617.bsky.social @jasoncampbell617.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I've seen this said a couple times now about him. What is a never nude? 020 0
Simon J. Barrett @simonjbarrett.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Murderous cockwomble seems more fitting given his performance as HHS secretary. 010 0
Jason Alice Lastname @satiricloki.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Whatever, I’ve seen Slim Jims before. 010 0
Blackbelt010 @blackbelt010.bsky.social · 21/02/2026One too many lines on the toilet seat, I presume he licked it too. Sick perverted freak. 000 0
Dreamer 🇨🇦 💪 🇱🇧 🇵🇸 🇮🇷 @xrefugee23.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Good point. It’s funny that he’s always wearing jeans to workout. But I prefer that to seeing more of him. 000 0
dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I am trying to eat lunch over here! 😩 010 0
Destroyer of Worlds 🏳️🌈 @shinikage221.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I mean, the brain worm piloting that meat mech is indeed never nude 000 0
Lester Sabotage @lesabot.bsky.social · 21/02/2026If you thought that Alf hog caused a ruckus on this website, just imagine what would happen if he posted a pick of his fucked up little wiener 000 0
Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 22/02/2026OMG! We might find out that his leather skin is actually naugahide. How many baby naugas were killed to create that? 020 0
thoughtwelldeep.bsky.social @thoughtwelldeep.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I doubt it, given the context I think he probably has very skinny legs, and a fat depleted butt waddle. A butt waddle is similar to the neck waddle. 160 0
Tottenham has killed me. I’m dead now. @theelite8.bsky.social · 22/02/2026In a graphic poem, no doubt. 000 0
may-be-milo.bsky.social @may-be-milo.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Why am I put in mind of a few dozen old hammers and steel ball bearings in a desiccated leather bag — with hair? 000 0
Just Another GenX Heather @hezzair.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I liked when Stephen Colbert said on his show "are his legs like actual jeans like one of those dolls where they can't come off?" 080 0
terrylong.bsky.social @terrylong.bsky.social · 22/02/2026That’s not a thing anybody needs to see.media.tenor.comhomer simpson is standing in front of a pink houseALT: homer simpson is standing in front of a pink house 000 0
ravindave63.bsky.social @ravindave63.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Oh God you're right I never thought of that. 000 0
Barb Sullivan @sully45.bsky.social · 21/02/2026If you took enough steroids to damage your vocal cords like his, you too could have that body too (and his voice) 000 0
Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 22/02/2026media.tenor.coman older woman is crying while leaning against a door .Alt: an older woman is crying while leaning against a door. Her face expresses deep horror as she slides to the ground, clutching her chest. 020 0
Medusa’s Snakes @medusaspeaks.bsky.social · 22/02/2026So. Do not give that goon any ideas. He’ll be out there on an 80°F day with a yardstick up his crotch showing us how it’s hanging. 🤮 120 0
WorldFamous Jim @twfjom.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Wasn't this a recurring side-topic on Arrested Development? 100 0
slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 21/02/2026then again, when has he felt the need to prove anything 1580 0
